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MrCleveland · 09-22-2020, 12:19 PM

Announcer: And Welcome Back to another episode of Sitcom Family Feud! And here's your host...The Ghost of Richard Dawson!

Richard Dawson Enters

Richard: Welcome back to Sitcom Family Feud, I'm your host, the Ghost of Richard Dawson and we have only the crew here so there's still no live audience, but we have again...The Warners!

The Warners enter.

Richard: So Tony...how's the paving business?

Tony: It was friggin' slow this year...no one wanted to do anything...not even drive. But I got $1200.

Richard: Okay, next we have Helen Warner.

Helen: I'm hoping that school can return...I miss the children so much.

Richard: I'm sure you do, next we have Paul.

Paul: I live in The Butt of America known as Cleveland and I have to live in the most impoverished city in America.

Richard: I'm not even gonna visit there...next, we have Dustin Warner.

Dustin: Baseball and football are back! Me and my dad now watch every game and Paul has to watch football as torture.

Paul: ...and I have to watch The Simpsons as well...

Richard: You need an attitude adjustment!

Paul: Well **** you too, Dick!

Paul is about to pounce on Richard Dawson, but The Warners except Tony try to calm him down

Margaret: Paul...it isn't worth it!

Richard: We have Margaret who's got a well-to-do job.

Margaret: I may be bringing $100,000 this year.

Richard: Then why are you here?

Margaret: Because of my parents.

Richard: And finally, we have the Mayor of Bertstown, John Warner.

John: I'm planning on running for the Mayor of Cleveland...we need to find a way to get away from the name Mistake-on-the-Lake.

Richard: I doubt that will happen, and now here's your challengers...The Tanners.

The Tanners from Fuller House enters.

Richard: How many Tanners do we have?

DJ: Don't worry, this is the last.

Richard: Thank goodness...So you're Donna Jo Tanner.

Richard hugs DJ

DJ: Yep....

Richard: You're a veterinarian in San Francisco.

DJ: I am.

Richard: Next we have Stephanie Tanner.

Richard hugs Stephanie

Richard: I heard you spent some time in England...where I was born in.

Stephanie: Yep...but when DJ's father died, I returned to San Francisco to help-out my sister DJ.

Richard: And here we have DJ's oldest son, Jackson Fuller.

Jackson: Yep.

Richard: You have a thing for motorcycles, so I hear?

Jackson: My great-uncle Jesse owns a motorcycle.

Richard: What happened to your great-aunt Rebecca?

Jackson: She was wrongfully accused of a crime she didn't commit.

Richard: Sorry to hear that...next up is Maxwell Fuller.

Max: You can just call me "Max".

Richard: So you love science and watermelon Jolly Ranchers.

Max: Yep. And I love a clean house, like my grandpa who's taking care of my youngest brother, Tommy who's named after my dad.

Richard: Where is your dad?

Max: ...he died in the line of duty when rescuing someone from a burning building.

Richard: So he was a firefighter?

Max: He was.

Richard: Now here we have Ramona Gibbler.

Ramona: Hi, Richard.

Richard: I hear that you speak Spanish.

Ramona: I learned it from my dad who's from Argentina.

Richard: Can you say anything in Spanish?

Ramona: Let's see...Nuestra Encuesta Dice...

Richard: Does that mean "Our Survey Says"? It Does? Wow...I didn't know you watch Family Feud...

Ramona: I watch the Steve Harvey Family Feud.

Richard: I'll pretend I didn't hear that...finally, we have Kimmy Gibler.

Kimmy: Give me a wet one, Rick!

Richard: Let's not and say we did...so you know DJ for how long?

Kimmy: All my life!

Richard: Okay...let's start the feud!

Richard approaches to his podium and DJ and Tony arrive to the podium.

Richard: We surveyed 100 people and 8 answers are up there. Name something a woman does to her baby...

Tony Buzzes In Before Richard Can finish the question.

Tony: Changes His Diaper!

Richard: Changes Diaper? Is that up there?

BUZZ

Tony: What?

Richard: Let me complete that question..."...that she does for her husband"! Changes his bloody nappy?

Tony: that sounds like you may be dead if you have a bloody nappy.

Richard: Only if you can't use the restroom...okay DJ, name something a woman does for her baby that she also does for her husband.

DJ: Makes Dinner.

Richard: Is making dinner up there?

30 people said "Feeds Him/Cooks", It's the #1 Answer.

Richard: So...are you gonna play or pass?

DJ: We'll play.

Tony: And I passed! I think that one was juicy.

Richard: I think you do need a nappy, Good Lord!

DJ: Oh Mylanta...what does that guy eat?

Richard: I don't even wanna know...Stephanie...Name Something A Woman Does for her Baby that she Also does for her Husband.

Stephanie: Drives them around.

Richard: Does the mother drive her husband from A to B as well as the baby?

21 people say "Drives Him Around", It's the #3 answer.

Richard: Okay Jackson...Name Something A Woman Does for her Baby that she Also does for her Husband.

Jackson: She takes care of him.

Richard: Good answer, good answer...does she take care of her husband when sick or injured?

12 people say "Takes Care Of Him", It's the #4 answer.

Richard: Max...Name Something A Woman Does for her Baby that she Also does for her Husband.

Max: Cleans up after him...but if I ever get married, she probably won't do that for me.

Richard: I'm sure she won't...does the woman clean-up after her family?

5 people say "Cleans Up After Him", It's the #6 answer.

Richard: Ramona...Name Something A Woman Does for her Baby that she Also does for her Husband.

Ramona: Picks-out his clothing?

Richard: Good answer...does the wife pick-out her husband's clothes?

1 person says "Picks-Out Clothing, It's the #8 answer.

Richard: Okay Kimmy...there's two more answers up there...Name Something A Woman Does for her Baby that she Also does for her Husband.

Kimmy: Says dumb things!

Richard: Did you get hit on the head when you came to this place?

Kimmy: How'd you know that I got knocked-on the head when I was born?

Richard: Does the woman say odd things to both her baby and husband?

BUZZ

Richard: Okay...let's see if The Warners can make the steal...

The Warners are bickering whether their answer should be "loving them" or "giving them a bath". Paul then bangs the gavel.

Paul: can you just hear me out? The answer we should get for the steal is "Loving Them"!

Tony: Mr. Dawson...we will inform you that the answer we'll give is...Giving them a bath.

Richard: Does the woman bathe her husband as well as her child?

3 people say "gives them a bath", It's the #7 answer.

Richard: well...we must say goodbye to The Tanner Family.

Stephanie: "Saying Dumb Things"? Richard Dawson WAS right about you!

Kimmy: Well...I gotta go chase my husband before he chases me...

Richard: Well...at least there's no more Tanners I have to worry about...so who's gonna play "fast money"?

The Warners but Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is! Paul Is!

Paul walks-up to the center.

Paul: I'm just like Cleveland...I never get a lucky break.

Richard: Still...even if you stump our judges, you'll still be getting $10,000...all of you will get $10,000 each. Now...you know the rules...the clock starts when I finish the first question.

:15 is seen

Richard: Name an Inventor.

Paul: John Logie Baird

BUZZ

Richard: Name a Flower in Asia.

Paul: Ratchaphruek

BUZZ

Richard: Name a Casserole Dish.

Paul: Shipwreck Casserole.

BUZZ

Richard: Name a type of Currency.

Paul: Bulgarian Lev

BUZZ

Richard: Name a Cartoon Duck.

Paul: Fenton Crackshell.

BUZZ

Richard: Again...you have no extra money to put-in the $10,000 you already have...but you get to try again next time on Sitcom Family Feud...I'm Richard Dawson...And I Quit!

09-22-2020, 12:19 PM	#1
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,222	Sitcom Family Feud: Fuller House Announcer: And Welcome Back to another episode of Sitcom Family Feud! And here's your host...The Ghost of Richard Dawson! Richard Dawson Enters Richard: Welcome back to Sitcom Family Feud, I'm your host, the Ghost of Richard Dawson and we have only the crew here so there's still no live audience, but we have again...The Warners! The Warners enter. Richard: So Tony...how's the paving business? Tony: It was friggin' slow this year...no one wanted to do anything...not even drive. But I got $1200. Richard: Okay, next we have Helen Warner. Helen: I'm hoping that school can return...I miss the children so much. Richard: I'm sure you do, next we have Paul. Paul: I live in The Butt of America known as Cleveland and I have to live in the most impoverished city in America. Richard: I'm not even gonna visit there...next, we have Dustin Warner. Dustin: Baseball and football are back! Me and my dad now watch every game and Paul has to watch football as torture. Paul: ...and I have to watch The Simpsons as well... Richard: You need an attitude adjustment! Paul: Well **** you too, Dick! Paul is about to pounce on Richard Dawson, but The Warners except Tony try to calm him down Margaret: Paul...it isn't worth it! Richard: We have Margaret who's got a well-to-do job. Margaret: I may be bringing $100,000 this year. Richard: Then why are you here? Margaret: Because of my parents. Richard: And finally, we have the Mayor of Bertstown, John Warner. John: I'm planning on running for the Mayor of Cleveland...we need to find a way to get away from the name Mistake-on-the-Lake. Richard: I doubt that will happen, and now here's your challengers...The Tanners. The Tanners from Fuller House enters. Richard: How many Tanners do we have? DJ: Don't worry, this is the last. Richard: Thank goodness...So you're Donna Jo Tanner. Richard hugs DJ DJ: Yep.... Richard: You're a veterinarian in San Francisco. DJ: I am. Richard: Next we have Stephanie Tanner. Richard hugs Stephanie Richard: I heard you spent some time in England...where I was born in. Stephanie: Yep...but when DJ's father died, I returned to San Francisco to help-out my sister DJ. Richard: And here we have DJ's oldest son, Jackson Fuller. Jackson: Yep. Richard: You have a thing for motorcycles, so I hear? Jackson: My great-uncle Jesse owns a motorcycle. Richard: What happened to your great-aunt Rebecca? Jackson: She was wrongfully accused of a crime she didn't commit. Richard: Sorry to hear that...next up is Maxwell Fuller. Max: You can just call me "Max". Richard: So you love science and watermelon Jolly Ranchers. Max: Yep. And I love a clean house, like my grandpa who's taking care of my youngest brother, Tommy who's named after my dad. Richard: Where is your dad? Max: ...he died in the line of duty when rescuing someone from a burning building. Richard: So he was a firefighter? Max: He was. Richard: Now here we have Ramona Gibbler. Ramona: Hi, Richard. Richard: I hear that you speak Spanish. Ramona: I learned it from my dad who's from Argentina. Richard: Can you say anything in Spanish? Ramona: Let's see...Nuestra Encuesta Dice... Richard: Does that mean "Our Survey Says"? It Does? Wow...I didn't know you watch Family Feud... Ramona: I watch the Steve Harvey Family Feud. Richard: I'll pretend I didn't hear that...finally, we have Kimmy Gibler. Kimmy: Give me a wet one, Rick! Richard: Let's not and say we did...so you know DJ for how long? Kimmy: All my life! Richard: Okay...let's start the feud! Richard approaches to his podium and DJ and Tony arrive to the podium. Richard: We surveyed 100 people and 8 answers are up there. Name something a woman does to her baby... Tony Buzzes In Before Richard Can finish the question. Tony: Changes His Diaper! Richard: Changes Diaper? Is that up there? BUZZ Tony: What? Richard: Let me complete that question..."...that she does for her husband"! Changes his bloody nappy? Tony: that sounds like you may be dead if you have a bloody nappy. Richard: Only if you can't use the restroom...okay DJ, name something a woman does for her baby that she also does for her husband. DJ: Makes Dinner. Richard: Is making dinner up there? 30 people said "Feeds Him/Cooks", It's the #1 Answer. Richard: So...are you gonna play or pass? DJ: We'll play. Tony: And I passed! I think that one was juicy. Richard: I think you do need a nappy, Good Lord! DJ: Oh Mylanta...what does that guy eat? Richard: I don't even wanna know...Stephanie...Name Something A Woman Does for her Baby that she Also does for her Husband. Stephanie: Drives them around. Richard: Does the mother drive her husband from A to B as well as the baby? 21 people say "Drives Him Around", It's the #3 answer. Richard: Okay Jackson...Name Something A Woman Does for her Baby that she Also does for her Husband. Jackson: She takes care of him. Richard: Good answer, good answer...does she take care of her husband when sick or injured? 12 people say "Takes Care Of Him", It's the #4 answer. Richard: Max...Name Something A Woman Does for her Baby that she Also does for her Husband. Max: Cleans up after him...but if I ever get married, she probably won't do that for me. Richard: I'm sure she won't...does the woman clean-up after her family? 5 people say "Cleans Up After Him", It's the #6 answer. Richard: Ramona...Name Something A Woman Does for her Baby that she Also does for her Husband. Ramona: Picks-out his clothing? Richard: Good answer...does the wife pick-out her husband's clothes? 1 person says "Picks-Out Clothing, It's the #8 answer. Richard: Okay Kimmy...there's two more answers up there...Name Something A Woman Does for her Baby that she Also does for her Husband. Kimmy: Says dumb things! Richard: Did you get hit on the head when you came to this place? Kimmy: How'd you know that I got knocked-on the head when I was born? Richard: Does the woman say odd things to both her baby and husband? BUZZ Richard: Okay...let's see if The Warners can make the steal... The Warners are bickering whether their answer should be "loving them" or "giving them a bath". Paul then bangs the gavel. Paul: can you just hear me out? The answer we should get for the steal is "Loving Them"! Tony: Mr. Dawson...we will inform you that the answer we'll give is...Giving them a bath. Richard: Does the woman bathe her husband as well as her child? 3 people say "gives them a bath", It's the #7 answer. Richard: well...we must say goodbye to The Tanner Family. Stephanie: "Saying Dumb Things"? Richard Dawson WAS right about you! Kimmy: Well...I gotta go chase my husband before he chases me... Richard: Well...at least there's no more Tanners I have to worry about...so who's gonna play "fast money"? The Warners but Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is! Paul Is! Paul walks-up to the center. Paul: I'm just like Cleveland...I never get a lucky break. Richard: Still...even if you stump our judges, you'll still be getting $10,000...all of you will get $10,000 each. Now...you know the rules...the clock starts when I finish the first question. :15 is seen Richard: Name an Inventor. Paul: John Logie Baird BUZZ Richard: Name a Flower in Asia. Paul: Ratchaphruek BUZZ Richard: Name a Casserole Dish. Paul: Shipwreck Casserole. BUZZ Richard: Name a type of Currency. Paul: Bulgarian Lev BUZZ Richard: Name a Cartoon Duck. Paul: Fenton Crackshell. BUZZ Richard: Again...you have no extra money to put-in the $10,000 you already have...but you get to try again next time on Sitcom Family Feud...I'm Richard Dawson...And I Quit!
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