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Scrabjan1 · 06-23-2020, 08:47 AM

In Beaver’s Long Night June actually mentions calling a Mrs. Johnson to be the sitter for baby Beaver. Can you imagine having a babysitter for that big guy.

Script rewrite:

June: Your father and I are going to bridge Saturday night and Wally won’t be home so I’m having Judy Walker come and be here.

Beaver: You mean Judy that pretty girl who I wound up liking?

June: Oh you liked her? Yes, she was pretty.

Beaver: Gee mom thanks a lot it’ll be like a date, can’t wait.

June to Ward: I recommended Judy to be Beaver’s sitter and he loves the idea.

Ward: Well June I guess you better call Mrs. Johnson to chaperone the two of them. June sometimes you don’t think. It would have been simpler to have
Beaver stay alone. (shakes his head)

Cx · 06-23-2020, 02:47 PM

I could see that happening. That girl was lovely, in appearance and demeanor.

June would've damn near wanted to send Beaver to a boarding school if Beaver really did have the hots for her.

stevea · 06-23-2020, 05:32 PM

Good rewrite.

"Ward! That so-called babysitter has my baby in her clutches!"

"Dear, I told you he was too big for a babysitter. Now, I'm going to pretend you're a lamp."

Scrabjan1 · 06-24-2020, 07:02 AM

LOL!!

To add to script: Wally finds out Judy will be coming to ‘babysit’ Beaver so he decides skunking the B team isn’t important. He decides to stay home too and ditch the masquerade but doesn’t tell Ward and June. Sneaks in and Beaver, Judy and Wally all play poker and make waffles.

CosmicCharlie · 06-25-2020, 11:14 AM

would be great if the episode became a "Dear Penthouse Letters" (hot babysitter had a surprise for me ...) !

CosmicCharlie · 06-25-2020, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrabjan1

LOL!!

To add to script: Wally finds out Judy will be coming to ‘babysit’ Beaver so he decides skunking the B team isn’t important. He decides to stay home too and ditch the masquerade but doesn’t tell Ward and June. Sneaks in and Beaver, Judy and Wally all play poker and make waffles.

all play poker and make waffles LOL ... Hmmmm

06-23-2020, 08:47 AM	#1
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	A Babysitter?? In Beaver’s Long Night June actually mentions calling a Mrs. Johnson to be the sitter for baby Beaver. Can you imagine having a babysitter for that big guy. Script rewrite: June: Your father and I are going to bridge Saturday night and Wally won’t be home so I’m having Judy Walker come and be here. Beaver: You mean Judy that pretty girl who I wound up liking? June: Oh you liked her? Yes, she was pretty. Beaver: Gee mom thanks a lot it’ll be like a date, can’t wait. June to Ward: I recommended Judy to be Beaver’s sitter and he loves the idea. Ward: Well June I guess you better call Mrs. Johnson to chaperone the two of them. June sometimes you don’t think. It would have been simpler to have Beaver stay alone. (shakes his head)

06-23-2020, 02:47 PM	#2
Cx Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 01, 2020 Posts: 209	I could see that happening. That girl was lovely, in appearance and demeanor. June would've damn near wanted to send Beaver to a boarding school if Beaver really did have the hots for her.

06-23-2020, 05:32 PM	#3
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,405	Good rewrite. "Ward! That so-called babysitter has my baby in her clutches!" "Dear, I told you he was too big for a babysitter. Now, I'm going to pretend you're a lamp."

06-24-2020, 07:02 AM	#4
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	LOL!! To add to script: Wally finds out Judy will be coming to ‘babysit’ Beaver so he decides skunking the B team isn’t important. He decides to stay home too and ditch the masquerade but doesn’t tell Ward and June. Sneaks in and Beaver, Judy and Wally all play poker and make waffles.

06-25-2020, 11:14 AM	#5
CosmicCharlie Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 14, 2019 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 2,494	would be great if the episode became a "Dear Penthouse Letters" (hot babysitter had a surprise for me ...) !