If Molly made an appearance in The Little Chill.

[80s Dude]

What would Molly's lines be if she had appeared The Big Chill?

Here is how I imagine it.

Molly: "Good afternoon, bitches. I decided to stop by and see how you are all doing. I can't stay long because I am, as you know, busy, very busy".

To Blair: "Blair, I see that you are still being a galley slave. In those years since I have left Eastland, I've lived in Paris and Greece and here you are still living with your Eastland schoolmates as you are about ready to enter law school. That is so pathetic."

To Cindy: "What happened to my tomboy BFF at Eastland? You have now become a flesh parade sheep for men to drew over. I want my old Cindy back."

To Nancy O: "Wow, Roger is really real and not your George Glass."

To Tootie: "Thank you for taking my bow haircut when I left Eastland for greener pastures."

To Natalie: "I always thought that you were the mean girl in the dorm and was not very nice."

To Jo: "Jo, I know I never spoke a single word to you and froze you out like you never existed at Eastland with those awkward glares, but I felt you some of my friends and moved the others to a different dorm. We were quite of a team the year before you arrived. Oh, you had to be there."

"Where is Mrs. Garrett? My mother baked her a banana cream pie. I was going to drop it off, but I will take it with me now."

"Bye, bye."

[RetroGuy2000]

Originally Posted by 80s Dude

What would Molly's lines be if she had appeared The Big Chill?

Here is how I imagine it.

Molly: "Good afternoon, bitches. I decided to stop by and see how you are all doing. I can't stay long because I am, as you know, busy, very busy".

To Blair: "Blair, I see that you are still being a galley slave. In those years since I have left Eastland, I've lived in Paris and Greece and here you are still living with your Eastland schoolmates as you are about ready to enter law school. That is so pathetic."

To Cindy: "What happened to my tomboy BFF at Eastland? You have now become a flesh parade sheep for men to drew over. I want my old Cindy back."

To Nancy O: "Wow, Roger is really real and not your George Glass."

To Tootie: "Thank you for taking my bow haircut when I left Eastland for greener pastures."

To Natalie: "I always thought that you were the mean girl in the dorm and was not very nice."

To Jo: "Jo, I know I never spoke a single word to you and froze you out like you never existed at Eastland with those awkward glares, but I felt you some of my friends and moved the others to a different dorm. We were quite of a team the year before you arrived. Oh, you had to be there."

"Where is Mrs. Garrett? My mother baked her a banana cream pie. I was going to drop it off, but I will take it with me now."

"Bye, bye."

But I think the real Molly Parker would have been more kind. Molly Ringwald might have been ticked, but Molly Parker wouldn't have been a jerk on screen... except maybe to the frizz-head.

I also doubt that Molly Parker would have ever called other women "bitches". It just doesn't seem like something a feminist woman would want to do.

[valentina warner]

Originally Posted by 80s Dude

What would Molly's lines be if she had appeared The Big Chill?

Here is how I imagine it.

Molly: "Good afternoon, bitches. I decided to stop by and see how you are all doing. I can't stay long because I am, as you know, busy, very busy".

To Blair: "Blair, I see that you are still being a galley slave. In those years since I have left Eastland, I've lived in Paris and Greece and here you are still living with your Eastland schoolmates as you are about ready to enter law school. That is so pathetic."

To Cindy: "What happened to my tomboy BFF at Eastland? You have now become a flesh parade sheep for men to drew over. I want my old Cindy back."

To Nancy O: "Wow, Roger is really real and not your George Glass."

To Tootie: "Thank you for taking my bow haircut when I left Eastland for greener pastures."

To Natalie: "I always thought that you were the mean girl in the dorm and was not very nice."

To Jo: "Jo, I know I never spoke a single word to you and froze you out like you never existed at Eastland with those awkward glares, but I felt you some of my friends and moved the others to a different dorm. We were quite of a team the year before you arrived. Oh, you had to be there."

"Where is Mrs. Garrett? My mother baked her a banana cream pie. I was going to drop it off, but I will take it with me now."

"Bye, bye."

(i especially like the one with CINDY)

[RetroGuy2000]

Originally Posted by 80s Dude

What would Molly's lines be if she had appeared The Big Chill?

Here is how I imagine it.

Molly: "Good afternoon, bitches. I decided to stop by and see how you are all doing. I can't stay long because I am, as you know, busy, very busy".

To Blair: "Blair, I see that you are still being a galley slave. In those years since I have left Eastland, I've lived in Paris and Greece and here you are still living with your Eastland schoolmates as you are about ready to enter law school. That is so pathetic."

To Cindy: "What happened to my tomboy BFF at Eastland? You have now become a flesh parade sheep for men to drew over. I want my old Cindy back."

To Nancy O: "Wow, Roger is really real and not your George Glass."

To Tootie: "Thank you for taking my bow haircut when I left Eastland for greener pastures."

To Natalie: "I always thought that you were the mean girl in the dorm and was not very nice."

To Jo: "Jo, I know I never spoke a single word to you and froze you out like you never existed at Eastland with those awkward glares, but I felt you some of my friends and moved the others to a different dorm. We were quite of a team the year before you arrived. Oh, you had to be there."

"Where is Mrs. Garrett? My mother baked her a banana cream pie. I was going to drop it off, but I will take it with me now."

"Bye, bye."

Does she really say nothing to Sue Ann?!

[Lorimar Television]

Originally Posted by 80s Dude

Molly: "Good afternoon, bitches. I decided to stop by and see how you are all doing. I can't stay long because I am, as you know, busy, very busy".

Why can I picture this so vividly?

[valentina warner]

Originally Posted by RetroGuy2000

Does she really say nothing to Sue Ann?!

You're right: they forgot SUE ANN and so did i!

[Lorimar Television]

Originally Posted by RetroGuy2000

Does she really say nothing to Sue Ann?!

Right? After she tried to help her parents reunite???? RUUUUDE!!!!!!

[valentina warner]

Originally Posted by Lorimar Television

Right? After she tried to help her parents reunite???? RUUUUDE!!!!!!

SUE ANN wasn't the one who helped MOLLY reunite her parents: i just remember it was NAT! (when she told her own story on how she got her parents together when she was sick)

['80sSitcoms]

But valentina, it was Sue Ann who kicked the "plan" in gear.

[80s Dude]

Originally Posted by RetroGuy2000

Does she really say nothing to Sue Ann?!

Sue Ann: "I hope that you still not starving yourself for a man you never met.".

[valentina warner]

Originally Posted by 80s Dude

Sue Ann: "I hope that you still not starving yourself for a man you never met.".

[Lorimar Television]

Originally Posted by valentina warner

SUE ANN wasn't the one who helped MOLLY reunite her parents: i just remember it was NAT! (when she told her own story on how she got her parents together when she was sick)

Uh no, Sue Ann was the one who set everything in motion and encouraged Molly to do it. Nat just told the story. Maybe it's time for you to rewatch!

[valentina warner]

Originally Posted by Lorimar Television

Uh no, Sue Ann was the one who set everything in motion and encouraged Molly to do it. Nat just told the story. Maybe it's time for you to rewatch!

I know, and i intend to do that as soon as i complete watching the rest of the seasons: i'm on season 4 just now in the morning, and season 7 at night!

[TV Guy]

She would have shown up with her ukulele, sang a song, and announced that she was finally finished with puberty.

[valentina warner]

Originally Posted by TV Guy

She would have shown up with her ukulele, sang a song, and announced that she was finally finished with puberty.