COVID

[Gelatinous Goo]

Now, I'm far from vain, but we're in dire need of barbershops and hair salons to reopen. I'm starting to get Utterback hair!

[WishfulDreamer]

Originally Posted by Gelatinous Goo

Now, I'm far from vain, but we're in dire need of barbershops and hair salons to reopen. I'm starting to get Utterback hair!

I thought this was going to be a thread talking about how Gelatinous Goo might be related to COVID because those who came in contact with it had similar symptoms.

[infinityluxe]

Originally Posted by WishfulDreamer

I thought this was going to be a thread talking about how Gelatinous Goo might be related to COVID because those who came in contact with it had similar symptoms.

You are going to make me go watch that segment. I think at this point staying alive and safe is more important than hair. I was forced to color my own hair and you know I didn't do that bad. Been wasting a lot of money.

[Jediknight1823]

Originally Posted by WishfulDreamer

I thought this was going to be a thread talking about how Gelatinous Goo might be related to COVID because those who came in contact with it had similar symptoms.

The alien weapons are getting more advanced. They've found a way to unleash an invisible killer. We will soon be conquered, if you will.

And I'd like to take the time to tell those aliens, that as a perfect representation of humans, I am a loser. Therefore we are not worth the time to kill. You should share your technology.

[TheCars1986]

I think it's a hoax perpetuated by Netflix to distract people from the fact that they were supposed to have a new Unsolved Mysteries up by the beginning of 2020.

[freakbook]

Originally Posted by TheCars1986

I think it's a hoax perpetuated by Netflix to distract people from the fact that they were supposed to have a new Unsolved Mysteries up by the beginning of 2020.

This is correct. I consulted Katie the gold sweating psychic about this phenomenon, and as her gold sweat dripped into my mouth she confirmed that Netflix did indeed unleash this virus as a ploy to divert our attention from the new UM delay.

[Gelatinous Goo]

Originally Posted by freakbook

This is correct. I consulted Katie the gold sweating psychic about this phenomenon, and as her gold sweat dripped into my mouth she confirmed that Netflix did indeed unleash this virus as a ploy to divert our attention from the new UM delay.

Could you taste the hairspray?

[Gelatinous Goo]

During this pandemic, it's probably best not to attempt to de-goo anything. Leave that to medically trained professionals.

[freakbook]

Originally Posted by Gelatinous Goo

Could you taste the hairspray?

I was too busy choking on the gem that fell out of her eye. Sorry.

[flytrapp]

Covid isn't affecting my life....but that's only because I found the magic rock while I went pee in the woods

[freakbook]

Originally Posted by flytrapp

Covid isn't affecting my life....but that's only because I found the magic rock while I went pee in the woods

The "magic" rock is only effective if you smoke it

[Jediknight1823]

Originally Posted by flytrapp

Covid isn't affecting my life....but that's only because I found the magic rock while I went pee in the woods

Does it have all the properties of nature?