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Ohio8 · 10-03-2019, 07:11 PM

Oscar: (to Casey)"A sports reference. God made you right."

Casey: (to Felix)"You met your wife on your birthday?"

Oscar: "He says the only thing they can't contain is his enthusiasm for containers."

Emily: "They're public records. Anyone can look."

Oscar: "I can't move. My body's at war with itself."

Ohio8 · 10-03-2019, 07:17 PM

Oscar: "Thank you, Felix. That was the perfect ending to an otherwise crappy day."

Oscar: "...a melting pot of people too crazy to live anywhere else."

Dani: "I hate this city."

Felix: "Someone has found enlightenment, and doesn't want their parking validated."

Oscar: "You're upsetting the balance of nature."

Oscar: "And that's how we do it in New York."

MA · 11-28-2019, 07:48 AM

Oscar: Wait is this all part of your master plan?
Gabby: What do you mean?
Oscar: We get back together, you divorce me, and you get half of the half I have left?

MA · 11-28-2019, 07:48 AM

Chris Webber: Why is the little guy so troubled?
Dani: He's cranky, he needs a nap.

10-03-2019, 07:11 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Quotes Oscar: (to Casey)"A sports reference. God made you right." Casey: (to Felix)"You met your wife on your birthday?" Oscar: "He says the only thing they can't contain is his enthusiasm for containers." Emily: "They're public records. Anyone can look." Oscar: "I can't move. My body's at war with itself."
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11-28-2019, 07:48 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,248	Oscar: Wait is this all part of your master plan? Gabby: What do you mean? Oscar: We get back together, you divorce me, and you get half of the half I have left?
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10-03-2019, 07:17 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Oscar: "Thank you, Felix. That was the perfect ending to an otherwise crappy day." Oscar: "...a melting pot of people too crazy to live anywhere else." Dani: "I hate this city." Felix: "Someone has found enlightenment, and doesn't want their parking validated." Oscar: "You're upsetting the balance of nature." Oscar: "And that's how we do it in New York."