I was talking to my sister on the phone (I'm taking speech therapy and one of my exercises is to make 2 phone calls a week to exercise my voice) and we were talking about HOGANS HEROES,. She mentioned that she just found out about the Bob Crane biography movie that was made a few years ago. I said that he was into porn and she said "Well you know he was gay." I never heard that, is it true?
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."