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MA · 08-29-2018, 11:16 AM

Cate: You sure I can't get you something?
Ed Gibb: No, no. I'm fine. I'm just watchin' the game.
Cate: You're watching a broken TV.
Ed Gibb: I'm a Lions fan. It's less painful this way.

Ohio8 · 01-25-2019, 06:34 PM

Kerry: (to Bridget)"How did an idiot like you get to be president?!?"
Jim: "Florida."

Ohio8 · 01-25-2019, 06:35 PM

Bridget: "I need more boyfriends."

Ohio8 · 01-25-2019, 06:35 PM

Cate: "Man. Karma blows."

MA · 01-27-2019, 08:25 PM

Paul: So Rory, what do you like most about James Bond?
Rory: Hmm...I like that he has a license to kill.
Paul: (hears car horn) Me too.

Ohio8 · 05-10-2019, 10:59 PM

Bridget: "Hey Grandpa, what's up?"
Jim: "Blood pressure and bad cholesterol."

Ohio8 · 05-10-2019, 11:08 PM

Bridget: "You know what they say: Big truck, little..."
Cate: "Stop that."
Paul: "Bridget."

MA · 05-11-2019, 07:37 AM

Paul: Come on Cate, dance with me.
Cate: Oh, no, I'm not going to embarrass my daughter.
Paul: Fine, I'll dance by myself.

Ohio8 · 06-12-2019, 06:23 PM

Cate: "Freaky Friday. The mother and daughter switch places."
Kerry: "Horror."

MA · 06-13-2019, 05:52 AM

Kerry (to Bridget): Could ya take the fashion show outside? Those of us who can are trying to read.

MA · 08-21-2020, 06:14 AM

Cate (to Rory): You know a lot of times people take orange balls similar to this one outside and throw them at basketball hoops.
Rory: Okay, but bring it back.
Jim (to Cate): They mean well, honey.
Cate: Yeah, I know they mean well, but I'm starting to feel like I'm in some kind of circus where the price of admission is a casserole. Step right up and see the grieving widow.

Ohio8 · 03-10-2021, 10:36 PM

Bridget:
"I'm playin' drums in my all-girl band,
Check me out I look so hot.
You'll wish you were me
But you'll never be because
You're not in an all-girl band. Hah!"

Ohio8 · 03-10-2021, 10:39 PM

Paul: "Mint julep, anybody?"
Bridget: "Dad!"
Paul: "I'm sorry; it's just that: (sings and dances)Camptown ladies sing that song, do da, do da."

MA · 03-11-2021, 06:59 AM

Cate: I just got here. I forgot to pick up my allergy medicine. Do you think you can drop by the pharmacy?
Paul: Oh man. You know I hate picking up that stuff.
Cate: No, no, no. It's really allergy medicine this time.

Ohio8 · 03-13-2021, 04:44 PM

(The telephone rings.)
Cate: "I'll get it."
(She picks it up and talks.)
Cate: "Uh - Yeah, this is Cate Hennessy."
(Bridget and Kerry come downstairs.)
Rory: "Mom?"
(Cate hangs up.)
Cate: "My... my keys. Where are my keys?"
Kerry: "Mom?"
Cate: "Oh, my God."
(She grabs her keys and dashes out of the back door.)

08-29-2018, 11:16 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,221	8 Simple Rules quotes and lines Cate: You sure I can't get you something? Ed Gibb: No, no. I'm fine. I'm just watchin' the game. Cate: You're watching a broken TV. Ed Gibb: I'm a Lions fan. It's less painful this way.
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01-25-2019, 06:34 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	Kerry: (to Bridget)"How did an idiot like you get to be president?!?" Jim: "Florida."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

03-10-2021, 10:36 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	Bridget: "I'm playin' drums in my all-girl band, Check me out I look so hot. You'll wish you were me But you'll never be because You're not in an all-girl band. Hah!" Attached Images
	Last edited by Ohio8; 03-08-2024 at 10:17 PM.

03-10-2021, 10:39 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	Paul: "Mint julep, anybody?" Bridget: "Dad!" Paul: "I'm sorry; it's just that: (sings and dances)Camptown ladies sing that song, do da, do da." Attached Images

01-25-2019, 06:35 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	Bridget: "I need more boyfriends."

01-27-2019, 08:25 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,221	Paul: So Rory, what do you like most about James Bond? Rory: Hmm...I like that he has a license to kill. Paul: (hears car horn) Me too.

05-10-2019, 10:59 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	Bridget: "Hey Grandpa, what's up?" Jim: "Blood pressure and bad cholesterol."

05-10-2019, 11:08 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	Bridget: "You know what they say: Big truck, little..." Cate: "Stop that." Paul: "Bridget."

05-11-2019, 07:37 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,221	Paul: Come on Cate, dance with me. Cate: Oh, no, I'm not going to embarrass my daughter. Paul: Fine, I'll dance by myself.

06-12-2019, 06:23 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	Cate: "Freaky Friday. The mother and daughter switch places." Kerry: "Horror."

06-13-2019, 05:52 AM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,221	Kerry (to Bridget): Could ya take the fashion show outside? Those of us who can are trying to read.

08-21-2020, 06:14 AM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,221	Cate (to Rory): You know a lot of times people take orange balls similar to this one outside and throw them at basketball hoops. Rory: Okay, but bring it back. Jim (to Cate): They mean well, honey. Cate: Yeah, I know they mean well, but I'm starting to feel like I'm in some kind of circus where the price of admission is a casserole. Step right up and see the grieving widow.

03-11-2021, 06:59 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,221	Cate: I just got here. I forgot to pick up my allergy medicine. Do you think you can drop by the pharmacy? Paul: Oh man. You know I hate picking up that stuff. Cate: No, no, no. It's really allergy medicine this time.

03-13-2021, 04:44 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	(The telephone rings.) Cate: "I'll get it." (She picks it up and talks.) Cate: "Uh - Yeah, this is Cate Hennessy." (Bridget and Kerry come downstairs.) Rory: "Mom?" (Cate hangs up.) Cate: "My... my keys. Where are my keys?" Kerry: "Mom?" Cate: "Oh, my God." (She grabs her keys and dashes out of the back door.)