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MA · 04-12-2019, 08:32 AM

This is just a re-post from the Sitcom Family Feud #9 thread, but without the cast of Night Court this time. There are also going to be some minor changes to the story also, but not too many.

It’s time for Sitcom Family Feud! And here’s your host... the ghost of Ray Combs!

Combs enters

Ray: Hello everyone and welcome to Sitcom Family Feud. We have a new sitcom cast who happen to be from Home Improvement, let's welcome them!

The Home Improvement cast enter

Ray walks over to Tim Taylor.

Ray: And you have an interesting nickname, don't you?

Tim: Yes. The Tool Man.

Ray: And what do you do with tools to be exact?

Tim: I host a show called Tool Time where me and my sidekick talk all about tools.

Ray: So if I gave you my wrench, would you be able to tell the audience all about it?

Tim: Why of course I would!

Ray: And you look very lovely this evening. Can you tell me your name?

Jill: Jillian, but please call me Jill.

Ray: And what do you do for work?

Jill: I'm a TV director, which means I direct television shows along with movies made for TV.

Ray: Are you ever going to make movies one of these days or just stick to TV?

Jill: In the fall, I'm doing my first movie directing job.

Ray: Do you know the name of the movie?

Jill: House Of Haunts, it's a horror movie.

Ray: I hope it is a success.

Jill: Thank you.

Ray: And who do we have here?

Wilson: Howdy ho! The name's Wilson.

Ray: And why are you behind a small mini picket fence?

Wilson: That's just how I want to be.

Ray: Have you always hidden behind that?

Wilson: Pretty much, yes. Growing up, I was always shy and would hide when people came over.

Ray: Don't be afraid to show your face.

Wilson: I think I'm too afraid to.

Ray: And are you the sidekick in question to Tim?

Al: Indeed I am!

Ray: So what do you with Tim?

Al: I talk while he demonstrates the tools since he's more of an expert on demonstrating. That's something I'm not good at to be honest, so Tim is better at this. Tim does talking as well.

Ray: So you're the cohost?

Al: Correct.

Ray: And you're very pretty.

Heidi: Why thank you!

Ray: What's your job on the show?

Heidi: I'm the Tool Time girl along with Lisa who is in the audience right now cheering me on.

Ray: And what exactly is a Tool Time girl?

Heidi: I don't do much except for introducing Tim and Al along with giving them the tools they need.

Ray: All you do is announcing and assisting the both of them? That's all?

Heidi: I wish there was more for me to do, but it's what I'm assigned to do.

Ray: And you're a filmmaker, correct?

Mark: Yes I am.

Ray: Do you do more besides making films? Like acting and stuff?

Mark: I direct music videos, but not much acting.

Ray: Hope the music videos do well for you.

Mark: Thanks Ray.

Ray: And I see you're a director as well.

Randy: Indeed yes.

Ray: What do you direct exactly?

Randy: Oh just television, not movies.

Ray: Are you thinking of directing movies or no?

Randy: I'll leave that to my mom because she's more into that stuff unlike me.

Ray: And do you have another family member?

Randy: Yes, my older brother Brad, but he’s also in the audience and can’t play due to his band duties.

Ray: Maybe he can do the music for our show tonight, how about that?

MrCleveland · 04-18-2019, 08:12 PM

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MA · 04-18-2019, 08:29 PM

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04-12-2019, 08:32 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Sitcom Family Feud: Home Improvement This is just a re-post from the Sitcom Family Feud #9 thread, but without the cast of Night Court this time. There are also going to be some minor changes to the story also, but not too many. It’s time for Sitcom Family Feud! And here’s your host... the ghost of Ray Combs! Combs enters Ray: Hello everyone and welcome to Sitcom Family Feud. We have a new sitcom cast who happen to be from Home Improvement, let's welcome them! The Home Improvement cast enter Ray walks over to Tim Taylor. Ray: And you have an interesting nickname, don't you? Tim: Yes. The Tool Man. Ray: And what do you do with tools to be exact? Tim: I host a show called Tool Time where me and my sidekick talk all about tools. Ray: So if I gave you my wrench, would you be able to tell the audience all about it? Tim: Why of course I would! Ray: And you look very lovely this evening. Can you tell me your name? Jill: Jillian, but please call me Jill. Ray: And what do you do for work? Jill: I'm a TV director, which means I direct television shows along with movies made for TV. Ray: Are you ever going to make movies one of these days or just stick to TV? Jill: In the fall, I'm doing my first movie directing job. Ray: Do you know the name of the movie? Jill: House Of Haunts, it's a horror movie. Ray: I hope it is a success. Jill: Thank you. Ray: And who do we have here? Wilson: Howdy ho! The name's Wilson. Ray: And why are you behind a small mini picket fence? Wilson: That's just how I want to be. Ray: Have you always hidden behind that? Wilson: Pretty much, yes. Growing up, I was always shy and would hide when people came over. Ray: Don't be afraid to show your face. Wilson: I think I'm too afraid to. Ray: And are you the sidekick in question to Tim? Al: Indeed I am! Ray: So what do you with Tim? Al: I talk while he demonstrates the tools since he's more of an expert on demonstrating. That's something I'm not good at to be honest, so Tim is better at this. Tim does talking as well. Ray: So you're the cohost? Al: Correct. Ray: And you're very pretty. Heidi: Why thank you! Ray: What's your job on the show? Heidi: I'm the Tool Time girl along with Lisa who is in the audience right now cheering me on. Ray: And what exactly is a Tool Time girl? Heidi: I don't do much except for introducing Tim and Al along with giving them the tools they need. Ray: All you do is announcing and assisting the both of them? That's all? Heidi: I wish there was more for me to do, but it's what I'm assigned to do. Ray: And you're a filmmaker, correct? Mark: Yes I am. Ray: Do you do more besides making films? Like acting and stuff? Mark: I direct music videos, but not much acting. Ray: Hope the music videos do well for you. Mark: Thanks Ray. Ray: And I see you're a director as well. Randy: Indeed yes. Ray: What do you direct exactly? Randy: Oh just television, not movies. Ray: Are you thinking of directing movies or no? Randy: I'll leave that to my mom because she's more into that stuff unlike me. Ray: And do you have another family member? Randy: Yes, my older brother Brad, but he’s also in the audience and can’t play due to his band duties. Ray: Maybe he can do the music for our show tonight, how about that?
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04-18-2019, 08:12 PM	#2
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