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OH Nuts! · 02-28-2019, 12:03 AM

Alice’s mother to Ralph: Sonny boy, you’re the best thing that ever happened to Alice!

Frank Gannucci · 02-28-2019, 12:08 AM

Ralph (to Alice’s Mom): I love you. I love it when you come visit us.

OH Nuts! · 02-28-2019, 12:12 AM

Ralph to Alice: Your Mother is the best! When is she coming to visit-can hardly wait to see her!

Heenan Fan · 02-28-2019, 12:51 AM

Ralph, to his best pal Ed, "Why is it that every single day when I come home from a hard days work, I immediately find you and my wife alone with each other in my own home? Huh pal??!"

Heenan Fan · 02-28-2019, 03:44 AM

Alice: "You're not gonna F'N go bowling tonight, Ralph!"

Frank Gannucci · 02-28-2019, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OH Nuts!

Ralph to Alice: No more stupid get-rich-quick schemes from me!

Actually that line was kind of uttered in the 1970s special titled Honeymooners XMas Special at the end.

OH Nuts! · 02-28-2019, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Gannucci

Actually that line was kind of uttered in the 1970s special titled Honeymooners XMas Special at the end.

Was it really? I’ll go back and change that post-because if anyone knows The Honeymooners inside and out it’s you. I hope I don’t accidentally slip up again.

ThisLittlePiggy · 02-28-2019, 03:40 PM

Alice: Ralph, your waistline is getting so small. Your pants are going to fall off if I don't buy you a smaller size. You need to EAT!

OH Nuts! · 03-04-2019, 11:22 AM

Ralph to Alice’s mother: I love it when you insult me. It reminds me of my favorite actor Don Rickles. Do it more!

stevea · 03-18-2019, 05:15 PM

Ralph, to Norton: Go right ahead and turn on Capt. Video, pal o'mine. I'll watch it with ya. Do ya have an extra space helmet for me?
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Ralph, to Alice: We're definitely gonna get a phone. And while we're at it, let's get a couple o' chairs to sit on. I'm kinda tired o' sittin' at the table.

Alice: You'd never know it to look at you.

Ralph: You got that right. Baby, you're the greatest!

ThisLittlePiggy · 03-25-2019, 05:22 PM

Ralph: Alice, my darling! I would never send you to the moon! You never make me angry, Honey!

stevea · 03-25-2019, 05:58 PM

Ralph: Let's go roller skating every week, Alice!

ThisLittlePiggy · 03-31-2019, 05:55 PM

Ralph: Alice, could you put me on a strict diet? I want to look my best for my wifey. I can eat spinach and brown rice every night.

stevea · 03-31-2019, 09:57 PM

Ralph: Norton, pal o' mine, do ya think you could get me a job down the sewer, too? I hate this bus driving job.

ThisLittlePiggy · 04-01-2019, 04:04 PM

Norton: Hey, Ralph! I am sick of stinking in that sewer. Could you recommend a good body wash?

02-28-2019, 12:03 AM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Things you’d NEVER hear on The Honeymooners Alice’s mother to Ralph: Sonny boy, you’re the best thing that ever happened to Alice!

02-28-2019, 12:12 AM	#3
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Ralph to Alice: Your Mother is the best! When is she coming to visit-can hardly wait to see her!
	Last edited by OH Nuts!; 02-28-2019 at 08:41 AM.

02-28-2019, 03:44 AM	#5
Heenan Fan Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 19, 2016 Posts: 6,001	Alice: "You're not gonna F'N go bowling tonight, Ralph!"
	Last edited by Heenan Fan; 02-28-2019 at 04:16 AM.

02-28-2019, 12:08 AM	#2
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 15,893	Ralph (to Alice’s Mom): I love you. I love it when you come visit us.

02-28-2019, 12:51 AM	#4
Heenan Fan Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 19, 2016 Posts: 6,001	Ralph, to his best pal Ed, "Why is it that every single day when I come home from a hard days work, I immediately find you and my wife alone with each other in my own home? Huh pal??!"

02-28-2019, 03:40 PM	#8
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Alice: Ralph, your waistline is getting so small. Your pants are going to fall off if I don't buy you a smaller size. You need to EAT!

03-04-2019, 11:22 AM	#9
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Ralph to Alice’s mother: I love it when you insult me. It reminds me of my favorite actor Don Rickles. Do it more!

03-18-2019, 05:15 PM	#10
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,170	Ralph, to Norton: Go right ahead and turn on Capt. Video, pal o'mine. I'll watch it with ya. Do ya have an extra space helmet for me? --------- Ralph, to Alice: We're definitely gonna get a phone. And while we're at it, let's get a couple o' chairs to sit on. I'm kinda tired o' sittin' at the table. Alice: You'd never know it to look at you. Ralph: You got that right. Baby, you're the greatest!

03-25-2019, 05:22 PM	#11
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Ralph: Alice, my darling! I would never send you to the moon! You never make me angry, Honey!

03-25-2019, 05:58 PM	#12
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,170	Ralph: Let's go roller skating every week, Alice!

03-31-2019, 05:55 PM	#13
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Ralph: Alice, could you put me on a strict diet? I want to look my best for my wifey. I can eat spinach and brown rice every night.

03-31-2019, 09:57 PM	#14
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,170	Ralph: Norton, pal o' mine, do ya think you could get me a job down the sewer, too? I hate this bus driving job.

04-01-2019, 04:04 PM	#15
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Norton: Hey, Ralph! I am sick of stinking in that sewer. Could you recommend a good body wash?