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MrCleveland · 02-12-2019, 07:47 PM

I got a new computer and to dedicate the late-great Ken Berry...here's another Sitcom Family Feud!

Announcer: Welcome Back to Sitcom Family Feud! Here's your host...The Ghost of Richard Dawson!

Richard Dawson comes in.

Richard: Okay, welcome back to Sitcom Family Feud, we have another interesting episode again with our champions The Warners, so...bring 'em down!

The Warners enter the stage and go to their podium.

Richard: So Tony, you sure have a smile on your face!

Tony: Yeah...I'm getting retirement and unemployment money!

Helen: Now you can pay everyone back that you owe money to!

Tony: I just did!

Helen: Yeah...me!

Richard: Do you owe anyone else?

Tony: No...

Helen: Yes!

Richard: I'll deal with you later, let's go and see Helen!

Richard hugs Helen.

Helen: We still argue over money, though we both make more than enough.

Richard: that's how it goes, huh?

Helen: You said it...and I still work at the Cathedral Community College.

Richard: Well then, let's move to Paul who still works there, huh?

Paul: I do...but I may get laid-off! And Tony still hasn't gave me a dime!

Richard: Moving on...here we have Dustin Warner. How's life?

Dustin: I now work with Paul on Midday Cleveland!

Richard: I may now watch that show...and here we have Margaret, who still looks pretty.

Margaret: It's a gift...and a blessed gift as well...

Richard: And now...we have the Cast of F Troop!

The cast of F Troop enter.

Richard: So you must be Captain Parmenter.

Parmenter almost fumbles as he shakes Dawson's hand.

Parmenter: Yes...I'm the commander of Fort Courage, that's what the "F" stands for.

Richard: I thought it meant something else...

Parmenter: That's what many say...

Richard: And you must be Sgt. O'Rourke.

O'Rourke: Yep.

Richard: You made many sly moves, have you?

O'Rourke: Yep.

Richard: Wanna name any?

O'Rourke: Nope!

Richard: And you must be...

Wrangler Jane: Wrangler Jane! Parmenter's girlfriend.

Richard: Would it be okay if I kiss you?

Wrangler Jane: Just a peck...

Richard kisses Wrangler Jane.

Parmenter: Okay Richard, that's enough...

Richard: And you are?

Chief Wild Eagle: Chief Wild Eagle of the Hekawi Tribe...we were originally the Fukawi Tribe...but we changed names for censors!

Richard: And what do you do?

Chief Wild Eagle: We make and sell firewater!

Richard: Maybe I'll join you guys for some...what you call firewater! Finally, we have Agarn.

Agarn: Why are you yelling at me?

Richard: Calm down...I just said your name.

Agarn: Oh...

Richard: I hear you have family all over the world.

Agarn: Yes...I have a cousin from Quebec, a cousin from Mexico, a cousin from Russia, I even have a cousin in Hawaii, Ethiopia, Israel, Iran, China...

Richard: You don't have to mention everyone in your family...now...let's play the feud!

Tony and Parmenter join Richard by his podium.

Richard: We surveyed 100 people and 6 answers are on the board. Name something that's taboo now that wasn't back then.

Tony buzzes in.

Tony: Everything!

Richard: Can you be more specific?

Tony: Almost anything?

Richard: Judges? You gonna keep that? Can you do anything anymore?

BUZZ

Tony: WHAT?

Richard: Maybe Parmenter has a better answer. Name something that's taboo now that wasn't back then.

Parmenter: Have a gun.

Richard: Yeah, that's taboo. Show me, having a gun?

20 people said "Concealed Weapon" It's the #3 Answer.

Richard: So Parmenter...are you gonna play or are you gonna pass?

Parmenter: We will play!

Tony: And I will pass...now that's taboo!

Richard walks toward the F Troop podium.

Richard: I totally agree...okay O'Rourke...Name Something Taboo Today That Wasn't Back Then.

O'Rourke: Smoking!

Richard: Yeah, smoking was cool and now smoking makes you an outcast. Show me...smoking...

30 people said "smoking cigarettes", which is the #2 answer.

Richard: Good answer. Wrangler Jane...you may give me a great answer...Name Something Taboo Today That Wasn't Back Then...

Wrangler Jane: Women like me staying at home! Even Parmenter won't do that!

Richard: You have a wise husband...is the woman's place NOT the kitchen?

5 people said "Unequal Rights", it's the #5 answer.

Richard: Now Chief Wild Eagle...you too may give me a great answer...Name something that's taboo now that wasn't back then.

Chief Wild Eagle: I'm gonna say...blackface!

Richard: Ah...a controversial type of entertainment done by Al Jolson...give me...blackface!

32 people said "stereotypes", it's the #1 answer!

Richard: I knew you'd give me a great answer...I'm no fan of bloody stereotypical comedy...unless it's British. Okay Agarn...

Agarn: What?

Richard: Name something that's taboo now that wasn't back then.

Agarn freezes...

Agarn: I Don't Know!

Richard: Give me something...

Agarn: Skinny Dipping!

Richard: Are you sure?

Agarn: Yes!

Richard: So...is skinny dipping a taboo thing now?

BUZZ!

Richard walks by the Warners Podium.

Richard: Let's see if the Warners have the answer for the steal!

The Warners argue whether to have "eating meat" or "comedy" as their answer. Paul then bangs the gavel that Judge Harry gave him.

Paul: Would You Just Listen To Me For One Second? The Most Taboo Thing Right Now Is Comedy!

Tony: Richard...we made-up our minds and...we're gonna say...eating meat.

Richard: If eating meat is up there...The Warners win again! If not, The cast of F Troop wins! Give me...eating meat!

12 people said "junk food", it's the #4 answer.

Richard: Wow...many people think some foods are taboo and meat counts. What's the #6 answer?

1 person said "comedy", it's the #6 answer.

Richard: Well...I must say goodbye to the people of Fort Courage!

Parmenter: I'm sorry, but Agarn does do this every time he's under pressure!

Agarn: I'm TOO Young To Die! I'm TOO Young To...

Parmenter slaps Agarn.

Parmenter: I'm sure that's taboo as well...but I'm in the high ranks.

The cast of F Troop leave.

Richard: I'm sure it was. Okay, who's gonna play "Fast Money"?

Everyone but Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is!

Paul walks by Richard.

Paul: I'm the pawn in every game...

Richard: Look...the pawn is still an important piece. Now, I'm gonna name something and you say the answer in a manner of 15 seconds. Let's go...

:15 is seen...

Richard: Name a garden pest.

Paul: Sawfly!

BUZZ

Richard: Name a Pacific Country.

Paul: Vanuatu.

BUZZ

Richard: Name a type of lamp.

Paul: Fenton Hurricane!

BUZZ

Richard: Name a record company.

Paul: Hip-O!

BUZZ

Richard: Name a Televangelist.

Paul: Ernest Angely!

BUZZ!

Richard: Really? I thought Ernest Angely would've made it! He's no Oral Roberts, but still...The Warners have no money, but they get to try again tomorrow on Sitcom Family Feud!

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MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,222	Sitcom Family Feud: F Troop I got a new computer and to dedicate the late-great Ken Berry...here's another Sitcom Family Feud! Announcer: Welcome Back to Sitcom Family Feud! Here's your host...The Ghost of Richard Dawson! Richard Dawson comes in. Richard: Okay, welcome back to Sitcom Family Feud, we have another interesting episode again with our champions The Warners, so...bring 'em down! The Warners enter the stage and go to their podium. Richard: So Tony, you sure have a smile on your face! Tony: Yeah...I'm getting retirement and unemployment money! Helen: Now you can pay everyone back that you owe money to! Tony: I just did! Helen: Yeah...me! Richard: Do you owe anyone else? Tony: No... Helen: Yes! Richard: I'll deal with you later, let's go and see Helen! Richard hugs Helen. Helen: We still argue over money, though we both make more than enough. Richard: that's how it goes, huh? Helen: You said it...and I still work at the Cathedral Community College. Richard: Well then, let's move to Paul who still works there, huh? Paul: I do...but I may get laid-off! And Tony still hasn't gave me a dime! Richard: Moving on...here we have Dustin Warner. How's life? Dustin: I now work with Paul on Midday Cleveland! Richard: I may now watch that show...and here we have Margaret, who still looks pretty. Margaret: It's a gift...and a blessed gift as well... Richard: And now...we have the Cast of F Troop! The cast of F Troop enter. Richard: So you must be Captain Parmenter. Parmenter almost fumbles as he shakes Dawson's hand. Parmenter: Yes...I'm the commander of Fort Courage, that's what the "F" stands for. Richard: I thought it meant something else... Parmenter: That's what many say... Richard: And you must be Sgt. O'Rourke. O'Rourke: Yep. Richard: You made many sly moves, have you? O'Rourke: Yep. Richard: Wanna name any? O'Rourke: Nope! Richard: And you must be... Wrangler Jane: Wrangler Jane! Parmenter's girlfriend. Richard: Would it be okay if I kiss you? Wrangler Jane: Just a peck... Richard kisses Wrangler Jane. Parmenter: Okay Richard, that's enough... Richard: And you are? Chief Wild Eagle: Chief Wild Eagle of the Hekawi Tribe...we were originally the Fukawi Tribe...but we changed names for censors! Richard: And what do you do? Chief Wild Eagle: We make and sell firewater! Richard: Maybe I'll join you guys for some...what you call firewater! Finally, we have Agarn. Agarn: Why are you yelling at me? Richard: Calm down...I just said your name. Agarn: Oh... Richard: I hear you have family all over the world. Agarn: Yes...I have a cousin from Quebec, a cousin from Mexico, a cousin from Russia, I even have a cousin in Hawaii, Ethiopia, Israel, Iran, China... Richard: You don't have to mention everyone in your family...now...let's play the feud! Tony and Parmenter join Richard by his podium. Richard: We surveyed 100 people and 6 answers are on the board. Name something that's taboo now that wasn't back then. Tony buzzes in. Tony: Everything! Richard: Can you be more specific? Tony: Almost anything? Richard: Judges? You gonna keep that? Can you do anything anymore? BUZZ Tony: WHAT? Richard: Maybe Parmenter has a better answer. Name something that's taboo now that wasn't back then. Parmenter: Have a gun. Richard: Yeah, that's taboo. Show me, having a gun? 20 people said "Concealed Weapon" It's the #3 Answer. Richard: So Parmenter...are you gonna play or are you gonna pass? Parmenter: We will play! Tony: And I will pass...now that's taboo! Richard walks toward the F Troop podium. Richard: I totally agree...okay O'Rourke...Name Something Taboo Today That Wasn't Back Then. O'Rourke: Smoking! Richard: Yeah, smoking was cool and now smoking makes you an outcast. Show me...smoking... 30 people said "smoking cigarettes", which is the #2 answer. Richard: Good answer. Wrangler Jane...you may give me a great answer...Name Something Taboo Today That Wasn't Back Then... Wrangler Jane: Women like me staying at home! Even Parmenter won't do that! Richard: You have a wise husband...is the woman's place NOT the kitchen? 5 people said "Unequal Rights", it's the #5 answer. Richard: Now Chief Wild Eagle...you too may give me a great answer...Name something that's taboo now that wasn't back then. Chief Wild Eagle: I'm gonna say...blackface! Richard: Ah...a controversial type of entertainment done by Al Jolson...give me...blackface! 32 people said "stereotypes", it's the #1 answer! Richard: I knew you'd give me a great answer...I'm no fan of bloody stereotypical comedy...unless it's British. Okay Agarn... Agarn: What? Richard: Name something that's taboo now that wasn't back then. Agarn freezes... Agarn: I Don't Know! Richard: Give me something... Agarn: Skinny Dipping! Richard: Are you sure? Agarn: Yes! Richard: So...is skinny dipping a taboo thing now? BUZZ! Richard walks by the Warners Podium. Richard: Let's see if the Warners have the answer for the steal! The Warners argue whether to have "eating meat" or "comedy" as their answer. Paul then bangs the gavel that Judge Harry gave him. Paul: Would You Just Listen To Me For One Second? The Most Taboo Thing Right Now Is Comedy! Tony: Richard...we made-up our minds and...we're gonna say...eating meat. Richard: If eating meat is up there...The Warners win again! If not, The cast of F Troop wins! Give me...eating meat! 12 people said "junk food", it's the #4 answer. Richard: Wow...many people think some foods are taboo and meat counts. What's the #6 answer? 1 person said "comedy", it's the #6 answer. Richard: Well...I must say goodbye to the people of Fort Courage! Parmenter: I'm sorry, but Agarn does do this every time he's under pressure! Agarn: I'm TOO Young To Die! I'm TOO Young To... Parmenter slaps Agarn. Parmenter: I'm sure that's taboo as well...but I'm in the high ranks. The cast of F Troop leave. Richard: I'm sure it was. Okay, who's gonna play "Fast Money"? Everyone but Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is! Paul walks by Richard. Paul: I'm the pawn in every game... Richard: Look...the pawn is still an important piece. Now, I'm gonna name something and you say the answer in a manner of 15 seconds. Let's go... :15 is seen... Richard: Name a garden pest. Paul: Sawfly! BUZZ Richard: Name a Pacific Country. Paul: Vanuatu. BUZZ Richard: Name a type of lamp. Paul: Fenton Hurricane! BUZZ Richard: Name a record company. Paul: Hip-O! BUZZ Richard: Name a Televangelist. Paul: Ernest Angely! BUZZ! Richard: Really? I thought Ernest Angely would've made it! He's no Oral Roberts, but still...The Warners have no money, but they get to try again tomorrow on Sitcom Family Feud!
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