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MA · 08-29-2018, 06:04 AM

Murphy: Men are like Dove bars - one is great, two make you throw up.

AB · 08-29-2018, 06:04 PM

(About the Lamaze class)
Murphy: "I already know how to breathe and I am the last person who needs lessons on how to push."

AB · 08-29-2018, 06:06 PM

(The Birth episode)
Murphy: "Oh god, my body's making milk. It's like one day discovering you can get bacon out of your elbow."

MA · 08-30-2018, 05:12 PM

[the night before Corky marries Will]
Corky: [sobbing] I haven't experienced life!
Murphy: I've experienced life, and I'm here to tell you it's overrated.

MA · 08-30-2018, 05:12 PM

Murphy: Stop looking at me like that!
Miles Silverberg: Like what?
Murphy: Like Bambi caught in my headlights!

AB · 08-30-2018, 06:58 PM

Aretha Franklin quotes on Murphy Brown:

MA · 08-30-2018, 06:59 PM

Murphy: Get out of here, you vultures! You're not getting one lousy picture. I've got a *bazooka*! And I'm not afraid to use it!
Corky: Murphy, get in here!

AB · 08-31-2018, 05:13 PM

Corky: "Murphy, you may not know this but I'm a virgin."
(Corky sobs and Murphy grins)
Murphy: "Frank owes me fifty bucks."

MA · 08-31-2018, 05:44 PM

Kay: Corky, are you in there?

Murphy: Are you alone?

Kay: Yes, I am... for the last ten years, and thanks so much for reminding me!

08-29-2018, 06:04 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Quotes Murphy: Men are like Dove bars - one is great, two make you throw up.
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08-30-2018, 06:58 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Aretha Franklin quotes on Murphy Brown: Attached Images

08-29-2018, 06:04 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	(About the Lamaze class) Murphy: "I already know how to breathe and I am the last person who needs lessons on how to push."

08-29-2018, 06:06 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	(The Birth episode) Murphy: "Oh god, my body's making milk. It's like one day discovering you can get bacon out of your elbow."

08-30-2018, 05:12 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	[the night before Corky marries Will] Corky: [sobbing] I haven't experienced life! Murphy: I've experienced life, and I'm here to tell you it's overrated.

08-30-2018, 06:59 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Murphy: Get out of here, you vultures! You're not getting one lousy picture. I've got a bazooka! And I'm not afraid to use it! Corky: Murphy, get in here!

08-31-2018, 05:13 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Corky: "Murphy, you may not know this but I'm a virgin." (Corky sobs and Murphy grins) Murphy: "Frank owes me fifty bucks."

08-31-2018, 05:44 PM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Kay: Corky, are you in there? Murphy: Are you alone? Kay: Yes, I am... for the last ten years, and thanks so much for reminding me!