Sitcom Family Feud #8...Night Court vs Bertstown! - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

MrCleveland · 07-21-2018, 03:34 PM

This is for MikaelaArsenault who had a rough day...

It's time once again for Sitcom Family Feud! And here's your host...The Ghost of Richard Dawson!

Dawson enters

Richard: Hello everyone, I'm glad to be back once again for Sitcom Family Feud, now let's bring-back our champions from Everything Happens in Bertstown, The Warners!

The Warners enter.

Richard: So here we are with Tony Warner, how are you doing?

Tony: Fine...I'm working again, I got some free time, and as awesome as ever!

Richard: Okay, we move to Helen...how's everything?

Helen: I'm teaching Summer School as an Arts and Crafts Teacher.

Richard: That sounds like a good thing, did you bring any of your pictures the children made?

Helen: Yes...one kid made a picture of you using elbow macaroni.

Helen Shows Richard the picture of him made-out of elbow macaroni.

Richard: Well...tell that kid he's a modern-day Leonardo DaVinci.

Helen: I will.

Richard: Next up, we have Paul...anything exciting in your life?

Paul: No...and I'm never going to have a family since nobody loves me!

Richard: And the way things are...I'm moving to Dustin, so how are you?

Dustin: I've been terminated from Sav-A-Bunch and I wanna say this...**** You Sav-A Bunch! You Suck!

Richard: Wow...you didn't have to go blue...next we have Margaret Warner.

Margaret: I too got laid-off...but I still have the Liszt Woodwork...I'll make a cornhole for this show if you want me to...

Richard: I'm real flattered...now we have John-Paul Warner.

John: Yes...and I'm planning on running for Governor for Ohio. I'll be running under the Libertarian Party.

Richard: Okay, now let's see the challengers from Night Court!...

The Cast of Night Court arrive.

Richard: First-off we have judge and magician, Harold T. Stone!

Harry: You can call me Harry.

Richard: So Harry...not only you're a judge, but you're a magician?

Harry: Yep...I even brought my hat. There's nothing in the hat you see, but now...

Harry pulls a rabbit out of his hat.

Richard: I hope you clean that hat every night.

Harry: I do. And Roger sure loves his carrots.

Harry gives his rabbit Roger a carrot.

Richard: Did you name him after Roger Rabbit?

Harry: I think so.

Richard: Next up, we have Christine Sullivan who has a collection of Princess Diana memorabilia.

Christine: Yes...and the day she died, I didn't leave my room. As a matter of fact, I then learned to play the piano. I played "Candle in the Wind" throughout 1997.

Richard: Lemme give you a kiss...that death too made me cry...

Richard kisses Christine.

Christine: I even brought my keyboard so you can hear the song.

Richard: Sure...we can hear a few chords...

Christine goes-up center stage and plays "Candle in the Wind"

Richard and Harry starts to cry.

Richard: Are you okay Harry?

Harry: I never got into music that isn't rock-and-roll...but that's just wonderful!

Richard: Next we have Reinhold Daniel Fielding Elmore...try to say that ten times fast!

Dan: Just call me Dan! Everyone else does! Speaking of popular music, I use the name Steely Dan for my...

Richard Dawson Interrupts!

Richard: I know what you're gonna say...I read The Naked Lunch as well...next, we have court clerk, Macintosh Robinson.

Mac: Call me Mac...like Dan, I like to have my name be shortened.

Richard: So I hear you're a Vietnam War Veteran.

Mac: I even was part of the platoon for John Kerry. We never got the respect since we lost Vietnam...but we also lost Iraq. I even got to see another Vietnam War Hero Forrest Gump, and when I went to become a film director, I wanted to tell Gump my story of Vietnam. I'm planning on talking to Robert Zemeckis to finish the story of Forrest Gump.

Richard:And I'll be glad to see it next summer! Now to the bailiffs, Rosalind Russel.

Roz: You can call me Roz.

Roz and Richard hug.

Richard: How many times have you kept these guys in line?

Roz: Millions!

Richard: Okay, finally we have the other bailiff, Aristotle Nostradamus Shannon!

Bull: You can just call me Bull!

Richard: I heard your mom is a seafarer merchant.

Bull: Well...she passed-away almost 20 years ago, but I'm now married to Wanda Finn...hello Wanda, how are you?

Richard: I dunno if she can hear you, but anyhow...let's start the feud!

Richard walks-up to his podium as Harry and Tony face each other.

Okay we surveyed 100 people and we have 8 answers on the board. Besides a judge, name something in a courtroom.

Tony Buzzes In.

Tony: A *****!

Dan: (Off Camera) Damn...he took my answer!

Richard: I know there may be street-walkers in the courtroom, but I dunno if that's up there...let's see...

#2 answer is Plaintiff/Defendant. 25 people said that.

Tony: Alright! Awesome!

Richard: I guess he's right!

Harry: We've dealt with prostitutes a lot...both male and female.

Richard: Okay, Harry...besides a judge, name something in the courtroom.

Harry: (Pulls-out his gavel). One of these...a gavel!

Richard: So'''let's see a gavel!

#1 answer is gavel, 28 people said that.

Richard: So Harry...are you gonna pass or play?

Harry: We will play!

Tony: And I passed...ooh, consider me guilty!

Richard walks away from Tony and to the cast of Night Court.

Richard: Okay, Christine...besides a judge, name something you find in a courtroom.

Christine: Those typist that report stuff.

Richard: I've seen those too...is it up there?

1 person said "Court Reporter".

Richard: Okay Dan the Man...

Dan: I've never been said that, but I like it!

Richard: Now...besides a judge, name something in a courtroom.

Dan: Since Tony took my answer...a sexy lawyer!

Richard: What happens if it was a guy?

Dan: I dunno...

Richard: Is a lawyer up there?

#3 answer is lawyer. 24 people said that.

Richard: Up next is Mac the Knife!

Mac: Don't call me that...or I'll let Roz handle you!

Richard: Okay, besides a judge...name something you see in a courtroom...

Mac: The Jury!

Richard: Good answer, show me...The Jury!

10 people said Jury.

Richard: Okay Roz, you're next...besides a judge, name something in a courtroom.

Roz: There's the Witness Box.

Richard: Sounds reasonable, give me...The Witness Box!

5 people said "Witness Box".

Richard: Okay Bull, two more answers left. Besides a judge, name something you see in a courtroom...

Bull: I see a lot of water pitchers.

Richard: I see those too...let's see water!

BUZZ

Bull Slaps himself of forehead.

Richard: Not Up There! So let's see if The Warners can steal the game!

The Warners debate over Bar or Bench.

Paul: Would You Listen To Me For A Second? How about The Bench? That's where the witness goes to make their testimony!

Tony: Richard...I think we'll take...The Bar! Since I want Dan the Man to have a good time after the show.

Dan: (Off-Camera) I'm Game!

Richard: Well...let's see if the bar is up there!

3 people said "Bar"

Richard: What was answer #6?

4 People said "Bench"

People: The Bench!

Richard: I'm sorry cast of Night Court, but you must go.

Harry: And I'm going too...to Sitcom Heaven.

Christine walks to the keyboard to play "Candle in the Wind".

A Spotlight shines on Harry.

Harry: My time is up and now I'll join the other people of the law...with Sheriffs Andrew Jackson Taylor and Bernard P. Milton Oliver Fife, Sgt. Nick Yemana and Phillip K. Fish, Carl Kaniski and Ralph Simpson, Franklin Drebin and Edward Hocken. And for James Paul Warner...I give you my gavel.

Harry walks toward Paul and gives him his gavel.

Harry: Take good care of this, my friend.

Paul: I will....

Harry walks-back to the center of the stage.

Harry: Well...as of now...goodbye!...

Harry disappears and the lights are back on.

Richard: Well...that was interesting. I wonder if he'll see Corporal Peter Newkirk? He's such a charming fellow. So...who's gona play "Fast Money"?

Everyone But Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is!

Paul walks toward Richard Dawson.

Paul: I'm always getting picked-on, might as well give up!

Richard: Well, you won Harry's Gavel...maybe you can win $20,000 if you can answer these 5 question in :15 seconds.

:15 is seen.

Richard: name a type of ant.

Paul: Bullet Ant!

BUZZ

Richard: Name a type of salad.

Paul: Cucumber!

BUZZ

Richard: Name an children's book author.

Paul: Maurice Sendak!

BUZZ

Richard: Name a TV Station.

Paul: Comet!

BUZZ

Richard: Name a shape.

Paul: Decagon!

BUZZ

Richard: Again...good answers, but you stumped our surveyors again, so that means you get $0...but don't worry...you have Harry's Gavel and you get to try again on Sitcom Family Feud!

PS-Rest In Peace Harry Anderson!

MA · 07-21-2018, 03:50 PM

Thank you for thinking of me MrCleveland.

MrCleveland · 07-21-2018, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikaelaArsenault

Thank you for thinking of me MrCleveland.

Not a problem...I even dedicated this to Harry Anderson in the end since he died recently...I forgot about the other bailiffs of Night Court...but I can always edit....

AMackII · 07-21-2018, 05:35 PM

Mr Cleveland, good job on the 8 Sitcom Family posts you did. I Wondering did The Warner Family(Bertstown) ever appear on the 9th edition of Sitcom Family Feud or Night Court cast go on to face the Cast of Home Improvment(in which Mikaela is posting it)?

MA · 07-21-2018, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrCleveland

Not a problem...I even dedicated this to Harry Anderson in the end since he died recently...I forgot about the other bailiffs of Night Court...but I can always edit....

You should do the other ones, I agree.

07-21-2018, 03:34 PM	#1
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,222	Sitcom Family Feud #8...Night Court vs Bertstown! This is for MikaelaArsenault who had a rough day... It's time once again for Sitcom Family Feud! And here's your host...The Ghost of Richard Dawson! Dawson enters Richard: Hello everyone, I'm glad to be back once again for Sitcom Family Feud, now let's bring-back our champions from Everything Happens in Bertstown, The Warners! The Warners enter. Richard: So here we are with Tony Warner, how are you doing? Tony: Fine...I'm working again, I got some free time, and as awesome as ever! Richard: Okay, we move to Helen...how's everything? Helen: I'm teaching Summer School as an Arts and Crafts Teacher. Richard: That sounds like a good thing, did you bring any of your pictures the children made? Helen: Yes...one kid made a picture of you using elbow macaroni. Helen Shows Richard the picture of him made-out of elbow macaroni. Richard: Well...tell that kid he's a modern-day Leonardo DaVinci. Helen: I will. Richard: Next up, we have Paul...anything exciting in your life? Paul: No...and I'm never going to have a family since nobody loves me! Richard: And the way things are...I'm moving to Dustin, so how are you? Dustin: I've been terminated from Sav-A-Bunch and I wanna say this...**** You Sav-A Bunch! You Suck! Richard: Wow...you didn't have to go blue...next we have Margaret Warner. Margaret: I too got laid-off...but I still have the Liszt Woodwork...I'll make a cornhole for this show if you want me to... Richard: I'm real flattered...now we have John-Paul Warner. John: Yes...and I'm planning on running for Governor for Ohio. I'll be running under the Libertarian Party. Richard: Okay, now let's see the challengers from Night Court!... The Cast of Night Court arrive. Richard: First-off we have judge and magician, Harold T. Stone! Harry: You can call me Harry. Richard: So Harry...not only you're a judge, but you're a magician? Harry: Yep...I even brought my hat. There's nothing in the hat you see, but now... Harry pulls a rabbit out of his hat. Richard: I hope you clean that hat every night. Harry: I do. And Roger sure loves his carrots. Harry gives his rabbit Roger a carrot. Richard: Did you name him after Roger Rabbit? Harry: I think so. Richard: Next up, we have Christine Sullivan who has a collection of Princess Diana memorabilia. Christine: Yes...and the day she died, I didn't leave my room. As a matter of fact, I then learned to play the piano. I played "Candle in the Wind" throughout 1997. Richard: Lemme give you a kiss...that death too made me cry... Richard kisses Christine. Christine: I even brought my keyboard so you can hear the song. Richard: Sure...we can hear a few chords... Christine goes-up center stage and plays "Candle in the Wind" Richard and Harry starts to cry. Richard: Are you okay Harry? Harry: I never got into music that isn't rock-and-roll...but that's just wonderful! Richard: Next we have Reinhold Daniel Fielding Elmore...try to say that ten times fast! Dan: Just call me Dan! Everyone else does! Speaking of popular music, I use the name Steely Dan for my... Richard Dawson Interrupts! Richard: I know what you're gonna say...I read The Naked Lunch as well...next, we have court clerk, Macintosh Robinson. Mac: Call me Mac...like Dan, I like to have my name be shortened. Richard: So I hear you're a Vietnam War Veteran. Mac: I even was part of the platoon for John Kerry. We never got the respect since we lost Vietnam...but we also lost Iraq. I even got to see another Vietnam War Hero Forrest Gump, and when I went to become a film director, I wanted to tell Gump my story of Vietnam. I'm planning on talking to Robert Zemeckis to finish the story of Forrest Gump. Richard:And I'll be glad to see it next summer! Now to the bailiffs, Rosalind Russel. Roz: You can call me Roz. Roz and Richard hug. Richard: How many times have you kept these guys in line? Roz: Millions! Richard: Okay, finally we have the other bailiff, Aristotle Nostradamus Shannon! Bull: You can just call me Bull! Richard: I heard your mom is a seafarer merchant. Bull: Well...she passed-away almost 20 years ago, but I'm now married to Wanda Finn...hello Wanda, how are you? Richard: I dunno if she can hear you, but anyhow...let's start the feud! Richard walks-up to his podium as Harry and Tony face each other. Okay we surveyed 100 people and we have 8 answers on the board. Besides a judge, name something in a courtroom. Tony Buzzes In. Tony: A ****! Dan: (Off Camera) Damn...he took my answer! Richard: I know there may be street-walkers in the courtroom, but I dunno if that's up there...let's see... #2 answer is Plaintiff/Defendant. 25 people said that.* Tony: Alright! Awesome! Richard: I guess he's right! Harry: We've dealt with prostitutes a lot...both male and female. Richard: Okay, Harry...besides a judge, name something in the courtroom. Harry: (Pulls-out his gavel). One of these...a gavel! Richard: So'''let's see a gavel! #1 answer is gavel, 28 people said that. Richard: So Harry...are you gonna pass or play? Harry: We will play! Tony: And I passed...ooh, consider me guilty! Richard walks away from Tony and to the cast of Night Court. Richard: Okay, Christine...besides a judge, name something you find in a courtroom. Christine: Those typist that report stuff. Richard: I've seen those too...is it up there? 1 person said "Court Reporter". Richard: Okay Dan the Man... Dan: I've never been said that, but I like it! Richard: Now...besides a judge, name something in a courtroom. Dan: Since Tony took my answer...a sexy lawyer! Richard: What happens if it was a guy? Dan: I dunno... Richard: Is a lawyer up there? #3 answer is lawyer. 24 people said that. Richard: Up next is Mac the Knife! Mac: Don't call me that...or I'll let Roz handle you! Richard: Okay, besides a judge...name something you see in a courtroom... Mac: The Jury! Richard: Good answer, show me...The Jury! 10 people said Jury. Richard: Okay Roz, you're next...besides a judge, name something in a courtroom. Roz: There's the Witness Box. Richard: Sounds reasonable, give me...The Witness Box! 5 people said "Witness Box". Richard: Okay Bull, two more answers left. Besides a judge, name something you see in a courtroom... Bull: I see a lot of water pitchers. Richard: I see those too...let's see water! BUZZ Bull Slaps himself of forehead. Richard: Not Up There! So let's see if The Warners can steal the game! The Warners debate over Bar or Bench. Paul: Would You Listen To Me For A Second? How about The Bench? That's where the witness goes to make their testimony! Tony: Richard...I think we'll take...The Bar! Since I want Dan the Man to have a good time after the show. Dan: (Off-Camera) I'm Game! Richard: Well...let's see if the bar is up there! 3 people said "Bar" Richard: What was answer #6? 4 People said "Bench" People: The Bench! Richard: I'm sorry cast of Night Court, but you must go. Harry: And I'm going too...to Sitcom Heaven. Christine walks to the keyboard to play "Candle in the Wind". A Spotlight shines on Harry. Harry: My time is up and now I'll join the other people of the law...with Sheriffs Andrew Jackson Taylor and Bernard P. Milton Oliver Fife, Sgt. Nick Yemana and Phillip K. Fish, Carl Kaniski and Ralph Simpson, Franklin Drebin and Edward Hocken. And for James Paul Warner...I give you my gavel. Harry walks toward Paul and gives him his gavel. Harry: Take good care of this, my friend. Paul: I will.... Harry walks-back to the center of the stage. Harry: Well...as of now...goodbye!... Harry disappears and the lights are back on. Richard: Well...that was interesting. I wonder if he'll see Corporal Peter Newkirk? He's such a charming fellow. So...who's gona play "Fast Money"? Everyone But Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is! Paul walks toward Richard Dawson. Paul: I'm always getting picked-on, might as well give up! Richard: Well, you won Harry's Gavel...maybe you can win $20,000 if you can answer these 5 question in :15 seconds. :15 is seen. Richard: name a type of ant. Paul: Bullet Ant! BUZZ Richard: Name a type of salad. Paul: Cucumber! BUZZ Richard: Name an children's book author. Paul: Maurice Sendak! BUZZ Richard: Name a TV Station. Paul: Comet! BUZZ Richard: Name a shape. Paul: Decagon! BUZZ Richard: Again...good answers, but you stumped our surveyors again, so that means you get $0...but don't worry...you have Harry's Gavel and you get to try again on Sitcom Family Feud! PS-Rest In Peace Harry Anderson!
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07-21-2018, 05:35 PM	#4
AMackII Member Forum Star Join Date: Oct 23, 2015 Location: St. Louis Posts: 17,201	Mr Cleveland, good job on the 8 Sitcom Family posts you did. I Wondering did The Warner Family(Bertstown) ever appear on the 9th edition of Sitcom Family Feud or Night Court cast go on to face the Cast of Home Improvment(in which Mikaela is posting it)?