Is Four A Crowd?

[Chain Gang Member]

Jack:Zack,we have to talk

Zack:Sure Jack

Jack:I know it's only been a week that you have lived here but you are driving us crazy

Zack:What?

Jack:You tore apart my cookbook,broke one of Janet's flower pots,and ruined Chrissy's typewriter

Zack:I was only trying to help

Jack:I know,but you have think of a way to prove that you're a good roomate by the time we get back(exits)

Zack:I'll show what kind of a roomate I am

(later)

Jack:Zack?

Janet:Where is he?

Chrissy:Ah!My typewriter is gone!

Janet:So is my flower pot

Jack:There's got to be a reasonable explanation.My cookbook is gone!

Janet:That cousin of yours is nothing but a thief!

(End of Scene)

Zack:Hey,what are you all up to?

Jack:Where's our stuff?!

Zack:I threw it away

All:What?

Zack:Yeah,so you don't have to worry about that junk anymore

Jack:That's it,you have to move out!

Girls:Yeah

Zack:Fine.But before I do,I have something for all of you

Chrissy:What's he up to?

Janet:I don't know

Zack: (comes in with a box)Here you go Chrissy

Chrissy:A new typewriter.There's an inscription(reading it)Chrissy Snow,World's Greatest Typist

Zack:Here you go Janet

Janet:A new flower pot

Zack:I also made this for you

Janet:Janet Wood,Flower Shop Manager

Zack:You can put that by your register.Here you go Jack

Jack:A new cookbook(goes through it)with all my recipes in it.

Zack:I got that inscribed too

Jack:Jack Tripper,The Next Great Chef

Zack:Well I guess I'll pack

Jack:Wait

Zack:What?

Jack:You can stay

Zack:Really

Janet:Can you ever forgive us

Zack:I don't know(thinks for a moment).Oh I can't stay mad you three

Jack:How can you be so understanding?

Zack:That's just the kind of man I am

Girls:Thank you Zack(they kiss him and go to bed)

Zack:No problem

Jack:There's one question

Zack:What?

Jack:How did you get all of that money

Zack:I got it from your account(goes to sleep)

Jack:Oh.

END

[Janet McFarland]

That was funny !

[luvzjohn101]

Originally Posted by Chain Gang Member

Jack:Zack,we have to talk

Zack:Sure Jack

Jack:I know it's only been a week that you have lived here but you are driving us crazy

Zack:What?

Jack:You tore apart my cookbook,broke one of Janet's flower pots,and ruined Chrissy's typewriter

Zack:I was only trying to help

Jack:I know,but you have think of a way to prove that you're a good roomate by the time we get back(exits)

Zack:I'll show what kind of a roomate I am

(later)

Jack:Zack?

Janet:Where is he?

Chrissy:Ah!My typewriter is gone!

Janet:So is my flower pot

Jack:There's got to be a reasonable explanation.My cookbook is gone!

Janet:That cousin of yours is nothing but a thief!

(End of Scene)

Zack:Hey,what are you all up to?

Jack:Where's our stuff?!

Zack:I threw it away

All:What?

Zack:Yeah,so you don't have to worry about that junk anymore

Jack:That's it,you have to move out!

Girls:Yeah

Zack:Fine.But before I do,I have something for all of you

Chrissy:What's he up to?

Janet:I don't know

Zack: (comes in with a box)Here you go Chrissy

Chrissy:A new typewriter.There's an inscription(reading it)Chrissy Snow,World's Greatest Typist

Zack:Here you go Janet

Janet:A new flower pot

Zack:I also made this for you

Janet:Janet Wood,Flower Shop Manager

Zack:You can put that by your register.Here you go Jack

Jack:A new cookbook(goes through it)with all my recipes in it.

Zack:I got that inscribed too

Jack:Jack Tripper,The Next Great Chef

Zack:Well I guess I'll pack

Jack:Wait

Zack:What?

Jack:You can stay

Zack:Really

Janet:Can you ever forgive us

Zack:I don't know(thinks for a moment).Oh I can't stay mad you three

Jack:How can you be so understanding?

Zack:That's just the kind of man I am

Girls:Thank you Zack(they kiss him and go to bed)

Zack:No problem

Jack:There's one question

Zack:What?

Jack:How did you get all of that money

Zack:I got it from your account(goes to sleep)

Jack:Oh.

END

Zack is officially the BEST male roommate-even better than Jack! I guarantee Jack would never do that stuff for Janet and Chrissy.