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Jack:Zack,we have to talk
Zack:Sure Jack Jack:I know it's only been a week that you have lived here but you are driving us crazy Zack:What? Jack:You tore apart my cookbook,broke one of Janet's flower pots,and ruined Chrissy's typewriter Zack:I was only trying to help Jack:I know,but you have think of a way to prove that you're a good roomate by the time we get back(exits) Zack:I'll show what kind of a roomate I am (later) Jack:Zack? Janet:Where is he? Chrissy:Ah!My typewriter is gone! Janet:So is my flower pot Jack:There's got to be a reasonable explanation.My cookbook is gone! Janet:That cousin of yours is nothing but a thief! (End of Scene) Zack:Hey,what are you all up to? Jack:Where's our stuff?! Zack:I threw it away All:What? Zack:Yeah,so you don't have to worry about that junk anymore Jack:That's it,you have to move out! Girls:Yeah Zack:Fine.But before I do,I have something for all of you Chrissy:What's he up to? Janet:I don't know Zack: (comes in with a box)Here you go Chrissy Chrissy:A new typewriter.There's an inscription(reading it)Chrissy Snow,World's Greatest Typist Zack:Here you go Janet Janet:A new flower pot Zack:I also made this for you Janet:Janet Wood,Flower Shop Manager Zack:You can put that by your register.Here you go Jack Jack:A new cookbook(goes through it)with all my recipes in it. Zack:I got that inscribed too Jack:Jack Tripper,The Next Great Chef Zack:Well I guess I'll pack Jack:Wait Zack:What? Jack:You can stay Zack:Really Janet:Can you ever forgive us Zack:I don't know(thinks for a moment).Oh I can't stay mad you three Jack:How can you be so understanding? Zack:That's just the kind of man I am Girls:Thank you Zack(they kiss him and go to bed) Zack:No problem Jack:There's one question Zack:What? Jack:How did you get all of that money Zack:I got it from your account(goes to sleep) Jack:Oh. END |
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