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Jack:Zack!Terri!What are you guys doing here?
Zack:Well we wanted to tell you this in person Terri:We're getting married Jack:Wow!When? Zack:Well we wanted to have it tommorrow but all the churches are booked up Jack:We could have the wedding here.Janet come out here,I got suprise for you Janet:What?Zack!Terri!How have you guys been? Terri:Check out the ring Janet:Wow 23kt Zack:I was too cheap to get a 24 Jack:So,it wold take me years just to get a 12 Mrs.Tripper:What's going on? Jack:Zack's here with Terri.They're getting married Mrs.Tripper:What did you do,remove her brain?She could go for a better guy like well anyone else Zack:No,but you removed uncle Jack's heart to make his the same size as yours Jack:No now,this is a family moment Zack:Actually it's part Wizard of Oz.The Witch + Part Tin Man=the Cowardly Lion until I toughened him up Terri:Come on Zack,we have to get ready Zack:Not now,I have to make a special call Terri:Ok Zack:Hey girls do you know what to bring here?No Terri,Jack and Janet don't know you're coming Mrs.Tripper: (whisper)Now I have a reason to stop the wedding (End of scene) (At the chapple) Minister:Is there anyone who thinks this couple shouldn't be together? Mrs.Tripper:I do Zack:Actually this isn't the way I want this wedding to be.Reverend,you can go home Terri:What? Zack: (whistles)come on in Chrissy:Hey Zack,I came as soon as I can Terri:Who is this? Mrs.Tripper:She's the girl that Zack has been fooling around with Terri:What? Jack:I don't belive it Janet:Zack Tripper,you're fooling around with our former roomate Zack:No Terri:Former roomate? Cindy:We came as soon as we can(hitting Mrs.Tripper with the door) Zack: I missed you Cindy,but you didn't miss Jack's mom with the doorTerri:Cindy,what are you doing here and who's the guy? Zack:This is Rev.Snow,I had the girls bring him to marry us Terri:Oh Zack (she hugs him) Mrs.Tripper:Oh brother Chrissy:Where's your brother? Zack: Terri,you gotta love themRev.Snow:Shall we get on with the wedding Terri:Sure Rev.Snow:Zack would you like to read your vowes Zack:Sure.Terri,since the moment we met I have felt like we were ment to be together.I always felt like you were too good for me Mrs.Tripper:You got that right Jack:Mom please be quiet or leave until the wedding is over Mrs.Tripper:Goodbye Zack:Anyway,I always have and always will love you Rev.Snow:Terri,Would you like to read yours Terri:Zack,you are my best friend,my soulmate,and moments my husband Rev.Snow: Do you Zack Tripper take Terri to be your wife Zack:I truely do Rev.Snow: Do you Terri Alden take Zack to be your husband Terri:I do Rev.Snow:You may kiss the bride (They kiss) Rev.Snow:Ladies and gentlemen Mr. & Mrs. Zack Tripper (End of scene) Jack:I can't believe yu guys are married Zack:I know Terri:We better get going back to Hawai Janet:Hope you guys have fun on your honey moon Zack:Oh we will Terri:Oh Zack! Jack:Goodbye Terri:Lets go Mr.Tripper Zack:After you Mrs.Tripper Janet:Oh Jack,they look so happy together Jack:I know Janet: Do you think that we'll get married? Jack:Of course,not for a while but we will (I know it's not my best story) |
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