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McClannahanfan · 04-01-2011, 08:15 AM

Chapter I Punxsie
Narration (Rose)” it was a beautiful day in May 1985 when we arrived at Melbourne’s Tullamarene Airport ready to start our new lives as Australians“TV Lied! This place isn’t hot and sandy!” Blanche Devearux stated
“Oh yes because TV knows everything!” Dorothy retorted
“No need for that Dorothy Zbornak!” Blanche replied
Narration (Blanche) I found a museum near Flinders Street Station and was an instant hit…with the males anyway“This way out folks” Blanche directed a tour group of teenaged males
“You’re hot!” one stated
“OUT OR I’LL CALL YOUR MAMMAS!” Blanche screamed
They scamper
“Dammit!” Kierain screamed
“Need some help there hon?” Blanche offered
“Can you give me a push? I seem to be stuck on your knight statue” he informed her
Blanche frees him
“Thanks” Kierain smiled
“I’m Blanche, Blanche Deveraux” she smiled
“Kierain Geaney” Kierain replied
Narration (Blanche) he was a sweet boy but I guess due to his difference he made himself bravado…complete with a school uniform and a neon micstandSinging (Kierain)
Everyday I’m riding round on all the trains in town
And I need a bus as well
Let’s get out of here
I’m forever being crushed on all the trains in town
Get this train to full speed
Let’s get out of here
I must’ve been sleeping
I must’ve been really late
I was always last on board all the trains in town
But at least they take me home
Let’s get out of here
They think they’re pretty clever
Train has been delayed
Still stuck in Melbourne Central
What will happen next?
I must’ve been sleeping
I must’ve been really late
Ooh I’m dying
Ooh exhausted
I’m dying
Ooh EXHAUSTED!!
Take that first bus
Take that first bus
Take that first bus
Let’s get out of here
Let’s get out of here
Let’s get out of here
LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!!!“Thank you we’ll be right back with more tales of Peak Hour and uh other stuff” he told his audience
Narration (Dorothy) Little did we know this boy would change our lives…..forever

luvzjohn101 · 03-29-2018, 08:41 AM

I like what you have so far and I could picture this being an actual episode of The Golden Girls.

04-01-2011, 08:15 AM	#1
McClannahanfan Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Mar 30, 2011 Location: Melbourne Posts: 3	Golden Girls In Australia (PLEASE READ AND COMMENT!!!):) Chapter I Punxsie Narration (Rose)” it was a beautiful day in May 1985 when we arrived at Melbourne’s Tullamarene Airport ready to start our new lives as Australians“TV Lied! This place isn’t hot and sandy!” Blanche Devearux stated “Oh yes because TV knows everything!” Dorothy retorted “No need for that Dorothy Zbornak!” Blanche replied Narration (Blanche) I found a museum near Flinders Street Station and was an instant hit…with the males anyway“This way out folks” Blanche directed a tour group of teenaged males “You’re hot!” one stated “OUT OR I’LL CALL YOUR MAMMAS!” Blanche screamed They scamper “Dammit!” Kierain screamed “Need some help there hon?” Blanche offered “Can you give me a push? I seem to be stuck on your knight statue” he informed her Blanche frees him “Thanks” Kierain smiled “I’m Blanche, Blanche Deveraux” she smiled “Kierain Geaney” Kierain replied Narration (Blanche) he was a sweet boy but I guess due to his difference he made himself bravado…complete with a school uniform and a neon micstandSinging (Kierain) Everyday I’m riding round on all the trains in town And I need a bus as well Let’s get out of here I’m forever being crushed on all the trains in town Get this train to full speed Let’s get out of here I must’ve been sleeping I must’ve been really late I was always last on board all the trains in town But at least they take me home Let’s get out of here They think they’re pretty clever Train has been delayed Still stuck in Melbourne Central What will happen next? I must’ve been sleeping I must’ve been really late Ooh I’m dying Ooh exhausted I’m dying Ooh EXHAUSTED!! Take that first bus Take that first bus Take that first bus Let’s get out of here Let’s get out of here Let’s get out of here LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!!!“Thank you we’ll be right back with more tales of Peak Hour and uh other stuff” he told his audience Narration (Dorothy) Little did we know this boy would change our lives…..forever

03-29-2018, 08:41 AM	#2
luvzjohn101 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 29, 2011 Posts: 248	I like what you have so far and I could picture this being an actual episode of The Golden Girls.