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Charlie99909 · 08-14-2017, 07:58 PM

In the Philip Taylor Kramer segment during the interview in the pawn shop, the OJ trial is on the tv behind the clerk. It's labeled as LIVE and Johnnie Cochran is on the screen.

freakbook · 08-22-2017, 10:13 PM

I'm sure this has been said already, but I don't feel like searching through the thread, but I just watched the Michael Swango segment and the nerd doctor yelling "CHICK CAN!" killed me. Ha Ha.

freakbook · 08-22-2017, 10:18 PM

Also, this is beyond messed up but the girl actor in the Sarah Powell segment who was having a "seizure" outside.

DazzlerSparkler · 08-27-2017, 02:22 AM

"I've gotta light the grill"

In one segment, a suspect had a Game Boy in his possessions when he was arrested. Lol

Jon · 08-28-2017, 03:59 PM

I found it odd when the restaurant manager called the police for Teresa Stamper, he said "I have this crazy lady in here". Kinda messed up to say that when she's trying to escape a psychopath lol

drew790 · 08-29-2017, 02:42 PM

"CYBERSTALKERS", complete with person typing with 6 keyboards under a green light.

Any time Robert Stack said "satanic cult"

"How do you disappear when you are enormous" (I hope she thieved the hell out of her identity)

scarfish · 09-02-2017, 06:31 PM

I always got a chuckle when Edward kuriansky (the detective working the Weinberg fraud case) said 'their taste for excess especially shoes was only outdone by Imelda Marcos'

Usmysteriesmaniac · 09-03-2017, 01:47 AM

One other thing I found kind of funny (though not quite in a ha ha way) was when Ed Carter's lawyer said he couldn't publicly mention if his client passed or failed the lie detector test he took. With that being said, it's obvious he flunked it, since I'm 99.9% certain he would have let the world know if he passed the test in order to help further prove his client's innocence, if he truly didn't do the crime he was accused of. Unless he somehow wasn't legally allowed to disclose that information (which I never once heard being the case when it came to something like that), I don't think any competent lawyer would have withheld that good news to the public if you ask me! XD

scarfish · 09-03-2017, 03:52 PM

Another moment I found kinda humorous was during the Su Ya Kim segment when they interviewed Joe Jones he pauses and like scratches his eyebrow IF JUST to show off his gold four finger ring haha

LuMaria · 10-02-2017, 07:25 PM

I have a few.
1) The one segment about Amy Billig (which is decidedly not a funny subject) where her mother is recounting how one biker was willing to help track the girl down. He ends up getting his knees broken by other bikers in a bar fight because of asking questions and the mother then says he wouldn't help her anymore. No, really? I wonder why.
2) When Robert Stack visibly or audibly doesn't believe what he's saying on the supernatural segments. I laugh more at his delivery of things than anything else, like when they went on location to an inn that was haunted and he casually said "I've been here all day and I haven't seen a thing."
3) Mentioned before, but the 'beautiful' angel that saved the woman from murder by ice cream truck. Also, the woman tells all the things she thought and felt as the truck was barreling towards her and it's endless. There's no way she could've had time to think anything but 'uh oh'.
4) Sexy supermodel Jesus that appears to Padre Pio.
5) I saw the Devil's Backbone segment today and cracked up when the guy said the area is loved by spirits and "When I'm gone, I will haunt this same son of a gun".

thinwhiteduke74 · 10-08-2017, 08:54 AM

When Mary Umowski, during Season Nine's Reverend Ralph DiOrio segment, looks at her kid, lying on the floor staring at the ceiling, and asks,"Well! Did you enjoy your nap?"

drew790 · 10-08-2017, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuMaria

5) I saw the Devil's Backbone segment today and cracked up when the guy said the area is loved by spirits and "When I'm gone, I will haunt this same son of a gun".

Speaking of, that hard zoom on the screaming monk is cheese gold!

Mike82 · 10-23-2017, 02:21 PM

I believe it was the California Pizza Robbers segment where one of the actors is holding a gun and yells "anybody moves, everybody dies". I am sure it was a very scary scene when it happened but I can't help but crack up whenever I hear the reenactment.

charmedsignora · 11-22-2017, 01:59 PM

During the Michael O'Mara segment, one of the investigators was discussing why O'Mara would have committed suicide, and concluded that he really had no reason to do so. "It's almost as if he said, 'Hell, I have nothing else to do tonight, let's wonder out into the woods and commit suicide.'"

I just cracked up, because the way he said it was so funny.

bell83 · 11-22-2017, 02:56 PM

"Did you have sex with her?"

"Well, yeah."

Duncan Gilmore. The way he said that cracks me right the hell up.

08-27-2017, 02:22 AM	#934
DazzlerSparkler Sharon Kinne Imposter Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 29, 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 723	"I've gotta light the grill" In one segment, a suspect had a Game Boy in his possessions when he was arrested. Lol
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09-03-2017, 01:47 AM	#938
Usmysteriesmaniac Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 28, 2013 Location: New Jersey Posts: 107	One other thing I found kind of funny (though not quite in a ha ha way) was when Ed Carter's lawyer said he couldn't publicly mention if his client passed or failed the lie detector test he took. With that being said, it's obvious he flunked it, since I'm 99.9% certain he would have let the world know if he passed the test in order to help further prove his client's innocence, if he truly didn't do the crime he was accused of. Unless he somehow wasn't legally allowed to disclose that information (which I never once heard being the case when it came to something like that), I don't think any competent lawyer would have withheld that good news to the public if you ask me! XD
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11-22-2017, 01:59 PM	#944
charmedsignora Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 31, 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 204	During the Michael O'Mara segment, one of the investigators was discussing why O'Mara would have committed suicide, and concluded that he really had no reason to do so. "It's almost as if he said, 'Hell, I have nothing else to do tonight, let's wonder out into the woods and commit suicide.'" I just cracked up, because the way he said it was so funny.
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11-22-2017, 02:56 PM	#945
bell83 You're in high school again. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2006 Posts: 1,033	"Did you have sex with her?" "Well, yeah." Duncan Gilmore. The way he said that cracks me right the hell up.
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08-14-2017, 07:58 PM	#931
Charlie99909 El Sicko Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 25, 2010 Posts: 349	In the Philip Taylor Kramer segment during the interview in the pawn shop, the OJ trial is on the tv behind the clerk. It's labeled as LIVE and Johnnie Cochran is on the screen.

08-22-2017, 10:13 PM	#932
freakbook Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2017 Posts: 2,256	I'm sure this has been said already, but I don't feel like searching through the thread, but I just watched the Michael Swango segment and the nerd doctor yelling "CHICK CAN!" killed me. Ha Ha.

08-22-2017, 10:18 PM	#933
freakbook Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2017 Posts: 2,256	Also, this is beyond messed up but the girl actor in the Sarah Powell segment who was having a "seizure" outside.

08-28-2017, 03:59 PM	#935
Jon Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 22, 2011 Location: TX Posts: 925	I found it odd when the restaurant manager called the police for Teresa Stamper, he said "I have this crazy lady in here". Kinda messed up to say that when she's trying to escape a psychopath lol

08-29-2017, 02:42 PM	#936
drew790 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 17, 2017 Posts: 847	"CYBERSTALKERS", complete with person typing with 6 keyboards under a green light. Any time Robert Stack said "satanic cult" "How do you disappear when you are enormous" (I hope she thieved the hell out of her identity)

09-02-2017, 06:31 PM	#937
scarfish Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 02, 2017 Location: charleston, sc Posts: 89	I always got a chuckle when Edward kuriansky (the detective working the Weinberg fraud case) said 'their taste for excess especially shoes was only outdone by Imelda Marcos'

09-03-2017, 03:52 PM	#939
scarfish Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 02, 2017 Location: charleston, sc Posts: 89	Another moment I found kinda humorous was during the Su Ya Kim segment when they interviewed Joe Jones he pauses and like scratches his eyebrow IF JUST to show off his gold four finger ring haha

10-02-2017, 07:25 PM	#940
LuMaria WNYX NewsRadio Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: Pigeon Forge, TN Posts: 13	I have a few. 1) The one segment about Amy Billig (which is decidedly not a funny subject) where her mother is recounting how one biker was willing to help track the girl down. He ends up getting his knees broken by other bikers in a bar fight because of asking questions and the mother then says he wouldn't help her anymore. No, really? I wonder why. 2) When Robert Stack visibly or audibly doesn't believe what he's saying on the supernatural segments. I laugh more at his delivery of things than anything else, like when they went on location to an inn that was haunted and he casually said "I've been here all day and I haven't seen a thing." 3) Mentioned before, but the 'beautiful' angel that saved the woman from murder by ice cream truck. Also, the woman tells all the things she thought and felt as the truck was barreling towards her and it's endless. There's no way she could've had time to think anything but 'uh oh'. 4) Sexy supermodel Jesus that appears to Padre Pio. 5) I saw the Devil's Backbone segment today and cracked up when the guy said the area is loved by spirits and "When I'm gone, I will haunt this same son of a gun".

10-08-2017, 08:54 AM	#941
thinwhiteduke74 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 16, 2011 Posts: 386	When Mary Umowski, during Season Nine's Reverend Ralph DiOrio segment, looks at her kid, lying on the floor staring at the ceiling, and asks,"Well! Did you enjoy your nap?"

10-23-2017, 02:21 PM	#943
Mike82 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 19, 2017 Posts: 287	I believe it was the California Pizza Robbers segment where one of the actors is holding a gun and yells "anybody moves, everybody dies". I am sure it was a very scary scene when it happened but I can't help but crack up whenever I hear the reenactment.