Three's Company Too

[Chain Gang Member]

Terri:Janet,What's wrong?

Janet:Oh Terri,I miss Jack

Terri:I do too,but he's with Vicki and there's nothing we can do but be happy for him

Janet:I guess you're right.We better wash up and start looking for another roomate

(they go in the bathroom and start putting on their make up when Janet notices a foot sticking out of the bathtub)

Janet:Terri,look

Terri: (opens the curtin)who's that?

Janet:I don't know

(he does everything Jack did in A Man About The House)

Zack:Good evening

Janet:Good morning

Zack:It's morning?

Terri:Yes,and who are you?

Zack:I'm sorry.I'm Zack,Zack Tripper(trips on the tub)

Terri:You're a relative of Jack's?

Zack:Yeah,I'm his cousin

Janet:Terri,I'm experiencing De Ja Vu.This is exactly how I met Jack

Zack:You must've been Jack's roomates

Terri:Yeah,I'm Terri Alden(they shake hands)

Zack:The nurse

Janet:I'm Janet Wood

Zack:The flower shop manager( they shake hands)

Terri:Why are you here?

Zack:Jack told me that you needed a new roomate,so he asked me to move in

Janet:That was sweet of Jack

Zack:Yeah.He told me that you two were beautiful,but wow

Terri:Jack has the nicest relatives

Zack:Actually I'm the only nice relative of Jack's.His mom's a witch and his brother's a dumbass

Janet:There's one question we need to ask you

Zack:What?

Terri:Can you cook?

Zack:Sure.Jack gave me cooking lesson in trade for wrestling lessons

Janet:Oh,your a wrestling fan

Zack:Yeah,my favorite is Ric Flair,Woo.Anyway I need to take a shower without my clothes on.Unless you want me to watch you girls take showers,I'd suggest you leave

Janet:Lets go Terri

(Janet goes into Jack's room to dress and Terri goes into the girls' room to dress)

(Zack is taking a shower when the nozzle comes off and knocks him unconscious)

(End of Scene

Terri:Zack,are you done yet?(goes in with her hand over her eye then takes her hand off to see part of Zack's head out of the bathtub)Oh no,I better get him out of there(opens the curtain partially,turn her head and does a silent wow.She starts pulling him out,puts a towel over him,shuts the water of and starts giving him CPR)

(Zack starts coughing)

Janet:Terri,where are you?

Zack:What happened?

Terri:You were knock out by the shower nozzle and I gave you CPR to stop you from drowning

Zack:Oh thank you Terri(he starts kissing her)

Janet:Terri?Hey!(seeing Zack on the floor kissing Terri)

Zack:What?

Janet:Zack,we have certain rules here,and the biggest one is that you can not fool around with one of your roomates

Terri:There was nothing going on Janet

Zack:Yeah,she was giving me CPR after fell unconscious in the shower,but thanks for the heads up

Janet:No problem

Zack:Can you hand me that robe?

Janet:Sure(hands him Jack's robe)

Zack:Thanks(Slips it underneath him and wraps it around him)

(doorbell)

Janet:Hi Mr.Furley

Furley:Hi Janet,I was wondering if you've found a roomate in place of Jack

Janet:Well

(Zack and Terri come out)

Furley:Oh I see.Jack goes away and you just have you're own orgy after he leaves

Terri:No you have the wrong idea.This is Jack's cousin Zack

Zack:I'm moving in here

Furley:No you're not

Zack:I'm not?

Furley:Of course not.Two girls living with a guy?Not in my building

Zack:You let Jack stay here

Furley:Well that's because while he was here,he was gay

Zack: (whispering)What is he talking about?

Terri:Jack had to hide that he was straight while living here

Furley: (continuing)Besides my brother Bart wouldn't allow it

ZackI figured out a way

Janet:What's he talking about?

Terri:I don't know

Zack:I guess that your brother would love to hear about the accident I had earlier

Furley:Accident

Zack:Well the shower nozzle came off and knocked me unconscious.If it wasn't for Terri giving me CPR,I wouldn't be here.I just know your brother would just love to hear that

Furley:Well,maybe we can work this out

(End of Scene)

Zack:Here you go.Bacon,ham,eggs,and sausage

Janet:I'm starving

Terri:Me too

Zack:I know it's not much but(sees that Janet and Terri ate it all)

END

[Janet McFarland]

That was good! Looking forward to more!

[Chain Gang Member]

I don't think I can do more.The only idea I have is having Jack come back after Vicky and him break up but I can't do the whole story.

The Beggining
Janet:Jack!

Jack:Hey Janet(Kisses her).Hey Terri(kisses her)

Terri:What have you been up to?

Jack:Vicky & I broke up

Zack:That's sad

Jack:Mr.Bradford wasn't.He was so happy,he started doing back flips

Zack:A man that old doing back flips?That's something I'd have to see to believe

Jack:The only good part of this is that he is so glad that he gave me the ownership of my restaurant.I officially am full owner of Jack's Bistro

Janet:That's great.What are you doing here?

Jack:I was thinking of moving back in

The Plot
Zack thinks with Jack moving back in,the girls are going to kick him out.

The End
Janet:Zack,where are you going?

Zack:With Jack here,I guess you don't want me around

Terri:You can still live here

Zack:Where is Jack going to sleep

Janet:In his room silly

Zack:I'm not going to sleep in the bed with Jack

Terri:You can sleep on the couch

Zack:Well,it's better than sleeping with Jack

END

[Janet McFarland]

That was good!

[tcfan1974]

That was funny

[Chain Gang Member]

Zack:I hate Furley

Janet:Why?

Zack:He told everyone about me.Saying that I'm living with you but doesn't have to worry about me taking advantage of you

Terri:So

Zack:So the women at the Regal Beagle want someone who is full of mystery,someone with a bad boy attitude.This stinks.I can't date either one of you,can't get a date at the Regal Beagle.I'm gonna die alone(goes into his room)

Janet:We got to do something Terri,or Zack's gonna be miserable for the rest of his life

Terri:What can we do?

Janet:It's not going to be something that we'regoing to be proud of

Terri:Oh Janet,you not thinking of having us fool around with him

Janet:No,I was thinking of just telling the people at the Beagle that he takes advantage of us

Terri:Oh I don't know

(phone rings and Zack comes out)

Zack:I'll get it.Hello?You mean you want to go out with me ?Oh,I see,it's a joke.Yes it was very funny.Ha ha (hangs up) (goes back into his room)

Janet:I guess we have no choice

Terri:Yeah

(End of Scene)

Terri:Good morning Zack

Zack:What's so good about it?The only good thing about it is that I live with you two.I guess that's good enough.How 'bout eggs benedict?

Janet:That sounds good

(Makes it)

Terri:Mmmm.This is good

Janet:Yeah

Zack:I'm glad that you like it.This is my life.Get up,make breakfast,go see a live or televised wrestling match,go to bed.

(Doorbell rings)

Zack:I'll get it.It's the only contact with another human being.Hello?

Girl:Hey Zack,my name is Kelly.

Zack:Hello Kelly.Why are you here?

Kelly:I'm here for our date

Zack: Date?Hold on for one second(goes into the kitchen).Ok what's going on?

Janet:What are you talking about?

Zack:There's a pretty girl named Kelly at the door

Terri:So?

Zack: Did you put her up to this

JAnet:I don't know anyone named Kelly

Terri:Me neither

Zack:Oh no I died in my sleep

Janet:Zack,you're not dead

Zack:Ok,I'm going out on a date

Terri:Have fun

Zack:I hope so

(at the Beagle)

Kelly:So you live with two girls.That sounds like you have a lot of fun at home

Zack:Well they are great friends

Kelly:Friends?Oh right,friends

Zack:What's that supposed to mean?

Kelly:We all know what you three do in that apartment

All:That's right

Zack:So you're telling me that you are out on a date because they told you that we fool around

Kelly:Yeah

Zack:Well in that case.Attention everybody,I don't fool around with Janet & Terri.We have a platonic relationship,that's it.If you don't like it,too bad.(goes by the door)Now can you dig that(goes out then comes back in)SUCKAAAAS!(goes back out)

(later)

Terri:Hey Zack what you doing back so(he kisses her then kisses Janet)

Janet:What was that for?

Zack:For being the greatest friends in the world

Terri:That's nice of you to say

Zack:Well it was nice of you to put your reputations on the line just so I could date

Janet:Well it was either that or seeing you groaning every day

Zack:Well I won't be doing that anymore

Terri:Going on another date with Kelly?

Zack:No,I ain't going on a date with any girl without having to be myself.Plus I told everyone the truth

Janet:Aww(they put their heads on his shoulders)

Furley:Stop right there!

Zack:Hey Mr.Furley,what are you doing here?

Furley:Here to tell you to pack your bags and leave

Zack:Why?

Furley:I went the Beagle this morning and they told me that you three have been fooling around behind my back or actually under my head

Zack:That's a lie.Janet & Terri just said that to help me get dates.After having one,I told them that if they didn't like me being a nice guy,then I don't want to date them

Furley:Well if that's all settled,well....good bye(he runs out)

(doorbell rings)

Zack:Hello?

Girl:Hello Zack.My name is Sara,and I heard what you said and I like aguy who just wants to be himself and doesn't go along with stuff that never happens

Zack:Well Sara,what are you doing tomorrow night?

Sara:Nothing

Zack:How about we go out to dinner

Sara:That sounds great

Zack:See you tomorrow

(End of Scene)

Terri:How was your date?

Zack:Restaurant was great,food was great but my date was lousy

Janet:Why?

Zack:All she did was talk about herself

Terri:My college boyfriend was the same way

Zack:Well at least I can go on a date while being myself.Good night

Girls:Goodnight

END

[Janet McFarland]

That was good! Zack is awesome!

[Chain Gang Member]

Some Friend Ending Only
(Zack's high school friend Brock visits him and gets on the girls' nerves)
Brock:Hey Zack,where are the girls?

Zack:In their room getting dressed

Brock:Ok(goes towards their room)

Zack: (pulls him away)Hey,what do you were gonna do?

Brock:Gonna walk in on them

Zack:Why would you do that?

(Janet & Terri crack the door)

Brock:Come on they're just girls

Zack:Janet & Terri are more than just girls,they're my friends

Brock:What about me?

Zack:With friends like you,who needs enemies?

Brock:Well in that case(goes to attack Zack,but hits the front door and Zack clotheslines him).Ok,I can take a hint(crawls out)

(Janet & Terri come out and kiss him)

Zack:What was that for?

Terri:For what you did for us

Janet:Yeah,there must be something you want us to do for you

Zack:

Terri:Not that

Janet:He's definently a relative of Jack

END

[Janet McFarland]

[Zuzzy]

Good job

[Chain Gang Member]

#21 in 11th Snowsons Ranking

[Johnny be good!]

Rock on!