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12-23-2003, 12:25 PM
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Zack's Return
(Doorbell Rings)
Jack:Hey Zack Zack:Hey Jack Jack:What are you doing here? Zack:Well I'm on my way to becoming a doctor.All I have to do is pass my exam tommorow.What have you been up to? Jack:Well I now work at a restaurant called "Angelinos".You want to go down to the Regal Beagle for a drink? Zack:I'll meet you there.Can I go take a shower? Jack:Sure(Jack exits) (Terri and Janet walk in) Terri:I am exausted Janet:I know what you mean Terr,I was so busy today at the flower shop. Terri:I'm so sweaty,I need a shower Janet:I'm after you (Terri starts to unbutton her blouse before walking in) (Zack and Terri scream,and Terri comes out holding her blouse together) Janet:Terri,what's wrong? Terri:There's someone in there Janet:Jack? Terri:No,someone else Janet:Someone broke in just to use our shower? Terri:I don't know Janet:Alright get out here (Zack walks out wearing a towel) Zack:Janet,why do have to be so bossy? Janet:Zack,what a suprise Terri:Who's he? Janet:I'm sorry.Terri,this is Jack's cousin,Zack Tripper Terri:Nice to meet you.How did you get in? Zack:Jack let me in.He's at the Regal Beagle Janet:I think you should get dressed Zack:Ok(goes in and takes the towel off) Girls:  Terri: Did he just Janet:Oh my.Yes he did Terri:Um Zack Zack:Yes? Terri: Do you know that you're um disrobed Zack:I wasn't wearing a robe.I was wearing a towel(gets dressed) Janet:Why did you get dressed with the door open? Terri:Not that we're complaining Zack:Well I just wanted to get rid of your curiousity about what I look like underneath my clothes (Jack walks in) Jack:I must've left my coat,oh Zack I've seen you met our new roomate,Terri Alden Zack:We met in the bathroom.What happened to Cindy? Jack:She left to become a veternarian Zack:No wonder everything is still standing Janet:Anyway,why are you here? Zack:Well I have the day off to study for my medical exam,but before that I thought I would come see my cousin Jack Terri:What are you going for? Zack:I'm going to become a doctor Terri:What a coincidence,I'm a nurse Jack:Maybe Terri could help you out Zack:Would you mind,Terri? Terri:No,I don't have anything to do Zack:Wow,beautiful and nice. Terri:You're making me blush Jack:How come whenever I need help,you don't help me Terri:Because you only got one thing on your mind when you want a girl to help to out (later) Zack:So Terri,how did you become a roomate? Terri:Well it wasn't easy Zack:How so? Terri:Well it all started a couple weeks ago when Jack cut his finger and he had to come to the hosptial for a tetnis shot and he didn't want me to give him one Zack:That big baby.A shot scares him? Terri:Well it wasn't really getting the shot that bothered him Zack:Then what was? Terri:He didn't want ME to give him the shot.I think it's because I'm a woman Zack:With him fooling around with every woman he meets,he won't let a nurse see him without his pants off?What a weirdo.So how were you able to live with him and Janet? Terri:Then Janet picked me to be the roomate to replace Cindy,but Jack wasn't too thrilled so I tried to get on his good side,but everytime I tried,I made it worse.Then at the Going Away Party for Cindy,Jack,along with Larry,tried to get rid of me by humiliating me Zack:That's it,I'm gonna kill him (Zack is about to go out of the apartment to beat up Jack,but Terri stops him) Terri:Easy there big fella.You didn't let me fini*****hen Larry gave Jack a trick camera and instead of water,it squirted ink on my dress.Jack was so upset about ruining my dress that instead of spraying me with water,he sprayed himself.Then he apologized and we've been friends ever since Zack:Well Jack sometimes does the right thing at the end Terri:So Zack,why did you wanna become a doctor? Zack:Well,I enjoy trying to help the sick Terri:WHat did you say you did before you decided to become a doctor? Zack:I was a wrestler Terri:Really?How come you stopped? Zack:Well it happened a couple weeks ago.I was in a match where I teamed with Hulk Hogan against Ric Flair and Arn Anderson.Hogan & I may have won where he pinned Ric Flair,but Arn Anderson gave me a spinebuster onto a steel chair and it hurt my back.I now know why it's called the spinebuster Terri:Ouch.So who trained you? Zack:Rocky Johnson.He's the son-in law of "High Chief" Peter Maivia.I have a feeling that Rocky's son Dwayne will one day go into the business and become The Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment Terri:Okay what do you need to do? Zack:Well I have all the written part down but I need you to participate in shots,temperature,blood pressure,and physical Terri:Physical? Zack:Well you don't have to do it if you don't want to Terri:I will. just no funny stuff (End of Scene) (In the girls' bedroom) Zack:You want to get it over with Terri:OK(starts undressing) (Jack and Larry walk into the apartment) Zack:Your body seems to be in good shape. Terri:Now start feeling me (Jack and Larry look shocked) Terri:You're really good with your hands Jack:Alright that's enough now get out here Zack:What's going on? Jack:The question is what's going on between you and Terri? Zack:Nothing Larry:That's not what we heard (Jack grabs Zack by his shirt) Terri:What's going on out here? Jack:I'm not letting him go until he tells what he was doing in the bedroom Terri:He was just giving me a physical Both:Oh (Jack lets go of Zack's shirt) Zack:Jack,do that again,and you will need to go to the hospital in a body cast Jack:OK Zack:By the way,I do need someone to give shots to (Jack & Larry run) Terri:Okay,lets get started on blood pressure.Put it on me (Mr.Furley walks in) Zack:I'm going to start pumping (Furley starts listening) Terri:Too tight Zack:Sorry(loosens it and starts pumping) Terri:Not too much pressure (Furley is shocked) Zack:Sorry,I'm not a professional yet Furley:Terri get out here (Zack and Terri walk out) Terri:What's wrong? Furley:Zack,what were you and Terri doing in there? Zack:Testing her blood pressure Furley:Listen,this is a respectable neighborhood and this isn't something I will allow Zack:It's not like that,I was really testing her blood pressure.See I got the pump and measurer right here Furley:Oh,sorry for the misunderstanding Zack:It's okay.Do you want your shots now (Furley runs) Zack:I never knew people were so afraid of these things (Janet walks in) Janet:Hi everyone,what was Furley in a hurry for Terri:He was afraid of getting a shot(shows her the needle) (Janet faints) (Next scene) Jack:I hope Zack passed his exam (Zack walks in) Terri:Well how'd it go? Zack:Something bad happened and good happened Janet:What's the good part? Zack:I passed! Jack:What's the bad part? Zack:I had to give a guy a physical (The gang laughs) The End |
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12-23-2003, 05:14 PM
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I REALLY LIKE THIS! IT WAS FUNNY! I LIKE TERRI'S REMARKS!
 
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12-23-2003, 05:32 PM
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Thanks.If you like that,check out "My Version of Friends and Lovers"
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07-29-2004, 04:34 PM
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this one's really good
Terri and Zach make a cute couple
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07-29-2004, 05:30 PM
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Haha good job!
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07-29-2004, 07:14 PM
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Good Job!
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07-29-2004, 09:51 PM
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Damn straight.
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That was good
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07-18-2005, 05:32 PM
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I liked writing this one because I like making misunderstandings
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08-14-2005, 10:26 AM
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#34 in 11th Snowsons
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09-25-2005, 07:20 PM
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I added more to it
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09-25-2005, 07:47 PM
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Good misunderstanding here!
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Awesome!
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