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AB · 06-05-2016, 03:38 PM

Post your favorite lines/quotes from Leave it to Beaver:

"Beaver" Cleaver: You know something, Wally? I'd rather do nothin' with you than somethin' with anybody else.

AB · 06-05-2016, 03:40 PM

An Eddie & June quote:

Eddie Haskell: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean.
June Cleaver: Why, thank you, Eddie.
Eddie Haskell: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.

Tankeryanker · 06-05-2016, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AB

An Eddie & June quote:

Eddie Haskell: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean.
June Cleaver: Why, thank you, Eddie.
Eddie Haskell: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.

I guess I never heard Eddie say that. I would have thunk of something mean to say back to him

AB · 06-06-2016, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tankeryanker

I guess I never heard Eddie say that. I would have thunk of something mean to say back to him

Yeah his compliments didn't always sound complimentary.

A Ward & Beaver quote/line:

Ward Cleaver: Beaver, you know what Larry was doing was wrong. You could have stopped him

"Beaver" Cleaver: Gee, Dad, I have enough trouble keeping myself good without keeping all the other kids good.

MISST3 · 06-06-2016, 09:21 PM

In "Beaver Runs Away":
Wally: "Hey, Dad! He (Beaver) said he was going to join the pirates
and come back with a wooden leg!"
June: "Ward Cleaver, if he does, Ill never SPEAK to you again!"

MISST3 · 07-21-2016, 12:08 PM

Larry:"I don't like this meatloaf much and I don't the way your mom cooks
carrots either. This is kinda a crummy house to run away to".
Beaver:"Then why didn't you run away to somebody's else's house?".
Larry:"Cause you're my best friend and I'm giving you dibs on me."

AB · 07-21-2016, 07:49 PM

^ Good one! ^

A Eddie quote:

MISST3 · 07-22-2016, 03:02 AM

From "Mother's Day Composition"
My Famous Mother by Theodore Cleaver
My famous mother ran away from home when she was 17 to be a dancer.
She tried to get a job dancing as a chorus girl. (That's a lady who dances in
her bare feet) but she couldn't so she got a job dancing in dives, also beer parlors and joints. One day a big gangster put my famous mother in a show
and she was a big success. Then the gangster got arrested but my mother
didn't. She was in 5 more shows but quit when she married my father, who
was a tap dancer.

tdr · 07-23-2016, 04:35 PM

Some of my favorite lines are Wally's philosophy. Some examples...

Beaver: Wally, what's an optimist?
Wally: Well, that's the kind of a guy who, if he fell of a five-hundred-foot cliff, would keep saying to himself "Everything's gonna be alright" all the way down.

Beaver: Wally, why was Dad telling us that story about that Pandora girl [at the dinner table]?
Wally: Well, he told the story mostly to me. I think I'm supposed to have a guilty conscience about something .... I guess I'll just have to find out what's bothering Dad and then to make up some excuse for why I did it.

June: Wally, what are you doing home in the middle of the morning?
Wally: Well, the school nurse saw me and said I looked a little peaked, and maybe I should go home for the rest of the day-- and I didn't want to argue with her.

Beaver: Gee, Dad, I don't want to be a squealer.
Ward: Well Beaver, I understand that-- but this is a little different situation. You see, by giving your name to the police, this other boy put you in jeopardy.
Beaver: Huh?
Wally: What Dad means is, it's not really squealing if you rat on a rat.

Ward: Wally, when it comes to making a good impression, no one has ever come up with a better formula than just being yourself.
Wally: Well that's the thing, Dad. When I was being myself, that's when she [Julie] went for the other guy.

Nordy · 07-23-2016, 04:55 PM

Ward Cleaver: That's the trouble with kids. Just when you think you've built up a real understanding with them, a real man-to-man relationship, they turn right around and start acting like children!

MISST3 · 07-23-2016, 11:00 PM

In, "Beaver's Newspaper" MAPLE DRIVE NEWS
DOG FIGHT - There was a dogfight at Vista Drive. The dogs were Chief that
lives at 8718 Lakeview Terrace and another dog who we don't know his
address. The dogs was not hurt. If you see the other dog tell him to go
home even though you don't know where he lives.
NOTICE - At 8509 Grand Ave. there is some boy's everyday that is throwing
dirt in Linda and Shelly Thompson's hair. Mrs. Thompson would like if the
boys would throw dirt in other kid's hairs besides Linda's and Shelly's.
WEATHER REPORT - This week there was no weather so the paper does
not have any. Next week the paper will have weather if there is any.
CORRECT TIME - You want the correct time, call the phone company, but
do not talk to the lady because she is a record.
NEWS - The frozen stick ice cream man was around yesterday, and also
Johnny the ice cream man was around yesterday. If they both come
around tomorrow, buy it from Johnny!

MISST3 · 07-25-2016, 05:30 PM

Wally: "Beaver, you've got $9 saved up, how about if you lend me some
dough, huh?"
Beaver:"Why should I!"
Wally: "Cause I'm short!"
Beaver:"You're not short from giving ME free ice cream, you're short from
giving your crummy FRIENDS free ice cream."
Wally: "Boy, Beaver you're a rat!"
Beaver:"Yeah, but I'm a rat with 9 dollars!"

AB · 07-25-2016, 06:15 PM

Mrs. Mondello: "Things would be all right if my daughter could just find a husband. Then we'd have a man around to give it to Larry when his father's out of town."

MISST3 · 07-25-2016, 08:09 PM

Mrs. Mondello: "I think if Larry's sister, had some of Larry's charm, she'd
of been married long ago!"

AB · 07-26-2016, 06:41 PM

Beaver: "Violet Rutherford drinks gutter water."

06-05-2016, 03:38 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Leave it to Beaver quotes/lines Post your favorite lines/quotes from Leave it to Beaver: "Beaver" Cleaver: You know something, Wally? I'd rather do nothin' with you than somethin' with anybody else.

07-21-2016, 07:49 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	^ Good one! ^ A Eddie quote: Attached Images

07-23-2016, 04:55 PM	#10
Nordy Gilmore Guy and Proud of it!! Senior Member Join Date: Nov 14, 2012 Location: Rockford, IL Posts: 2,590	Ward Cleaver: That's the trouble with kids. Just when you think you've built up a real understanding with them, a real man-to-man relationship, they turn right around and start acting like children!
	__________________ "If eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right." —Lorelai Gilmore

06-05-2016, 03:40 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	An Eddie & June quote: Eddie Haskell: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean. June Cleaver: Why, thank you, Eddie. Eddie Haskell: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.

06-06-2016, 09:21 PM	#5
MISST3 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 17, 2016 Posts: 32,761	In "Beaver Runs Away": Wally: "Hey, Dad! He (Beaver) said he was going to join the pirates and come back with a wooden leg!" June: "Ward Cleaver, if he does, Ill never SPEAK to you again!"

07-21-2016, 12:08 PM	#6
MISST3 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 17, 2016 Posts: 32,761	Larry:"I don't like this meatloaf much and I don't the way your mom cooks carrots either. This is kinda a crummy house to run away to". Beaver:"Then why didn't you run away to somebody's else's house?". Larry:"Cause you're my best friend and I'm giving you dibs on me."

07-22-2016, 03:02 AM	#8
MISST3 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 17, 2016 Posts: 32,761	From "Mother's Day Composition" My Famous Mother by Theodore Cleaver My famous mother ran away from home when she was 17 to be a dancer. She tried to get a job dancing as a chorus girl. (That's a lady who dances in her bare feet) but she couldn't so she got a job dancing in dives, also beer parlors and joints. One day a big gangster put my famous mother in a show and she was a big success. Then the gangster got arrested but my mother didn't. She was in 5 more shows but quit when she married my father, who was a tap dancer.

07-23-2016, 04:35 PM	#9
tdr Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 23, 2001 Posts: 1,454	Some of my favorite lines are Wally's philosophy. Some examples... Beaver: Wally, what's an optimist? Wally: Well, that's the kind of a guy who, if he fell of a five-hundred-foot cliff, would keep saying to himself "Everything's gonna be alright" all the way down. Beaver: Wally, why was Dad telling us that story about that Pandora girl [at the dinner table]? Wally: Well, he told the story mostly to me. I think I'm supposed to have a guilty conscience about something .... I guess I'll just have to find out what's bothering Dad and then to make up some excuse for why I did it. June: Wally, what are you doing home in the middle of the morning? Wally: Well, the school nurse saw me and said I looked a little peaked, and maybe I should go home for the rest of the day-- and I didn't want to argue with her. Beaver: Gee, Dad, I don't want to be a squealer. Ward: Well Beaver, I understand that-- but this is a little different situation. You see, by giving your name to the police, this other boy put you in jeopardy. Beaver: Huh? Wally: What Dad means is, it's not really squealing if you rat on a rat. Ward: Wally, when it comes to making a good impression, no one has ever come up with a better formula than just being yourself. Wally: Well that's the thing, Dad. When I was being myself, that's when she [Julie] went for the other guy.

07-23-2016, 11:00 PM	#11
MISST3 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 17, 2016 Posts: 32,761	In, "Beaver's Newspaper" MAPLE DRIVE NEWS DOG FIGHT - There was a dogfight at Vista Drive. The dogs were Chief that lives at 8718 Lakeview Terrace and another dog who we don't know his address. The dogs was not hurt. If you see the other dog tell him to go home even though you don't know where he lives. NOTICE - At 8509 Grand Ave. there is some boy's everyday that is throwing dirt in Linda and Shelly Thompson's hair. Mrs. Thompson would like if the boys would throw dirt in other kid's hairs besides Linda's and Shelly's. WEATHER REPORT - This week there was no weather so the paper does not have any. Next week the paper will have weather if there is any. CORRECT TIME - You want the correct time, call the phone company, but do not talk to the lady because she is a record. NEWS - The frozen stick ice cream man was around yesterday, and also Johnny the ice cream man was around yesterday. If they both come around tomorrow, buy it from Johnny!

07-25-2016, 05:30 PM	#12
MISST3 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 17, 2016 Posts: 32,761	Wally: "Beaver, you've got $9 saved up, how about if you lend me some dough, huh?" Beaver:"Why should I!" Wally: "Cause I'm short!" Beaver:"You're not short from giving ME free ice cream, you're short from giving your crummy FRIENDS free ice cream." Wally: "Boy, Beaver you're a rat!" Beaver:"Yeah, but I'm a rat with 9 dollars!"

07-25-2016, 06:15 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Mrs. Mondello: "Things would be all right if my daughter could just find a husband. Then we'd have a man around to give it to Larry when his father's out of town."

07-25-2016, 08:09 PM	#14
MISST3 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 17, 2016 Posts: 32,761	Mrs. Mondello: "I think if Larry's sister, had some of Larry's charm, she'd of been married long ago!"

07-26-2016, 06:41 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Beaver: "Violet Rutherford drinks gutter water."