The Plan That Backfired

[Chain Gang Member]

(although I made Zack as a character for Terri to end up with since she ended up alone in the finale and to say why Chrissy & Cindy never came back,I'm starting to like him & Zoey as well)

Zack:Good night Zoey.

Zoey:Good night Zack(they kiss and she leaves).

Zack:Guys thanks again for setting me up with Zoey.She & I are really connecting.

Jack:The question is when are you two gonna really connect?

Larry:Yeah Zack.When are you & Zoey gonna seal the deal?

Zack:Seal the deal?Larry we didn't come up with a contract when we decided to start a relationship.It seems like your's are like selling one of your used cars.You talked them into doing something they don't want to do and you leave them after getting what you want although they end up unsatisfied.

Jack: Ouch.Burn city.

Larry:I thought you were on my side.

Zack:For what reason?

Jack:I never thought I'd say this,but we want you & Zoey to take your relationship to the next level as soon as possible.

(Janet & Terri enter the living room)

Janet:What is going on out here?

Zack:Jack & Larry want me & Zoey to rush our relationship and take to the next level.

Terri:Why?You two have only been going out for a few weeks

Jack:He's making us look bad.

Janet:How?

Larry:None of the girls who have been interested in us have been hard to pick up.Even Gretchen.

Jack:Gretchen?Greedy Gretchen turned you down?

Larry:I didn't even think she knew how to say the word no.I thought we'd be writing a book on how to pick up girl.It turns out we have to buy one.(leaves)

Jack:Zack you have to do something with Zoey or we're gonna go crazy without any girls to wanna be with us.

Zack:Jack do you remember the last time I had a girlfriend and the relationship got to the point where we couldn't keep our hands off each other?We even destroyed your bed repeatedly and had to replace it 3 times.

Jack: (sighs)Ok.You two can wait as long as you want.I don't want my bedroom to keep looking like a hurricane all of the time.(goes into his room).

Terri:I guess you were right.

Zack:Yeah.I told you making one girl realize they don't have to put out to make a guy like her would make others realize it too and play hard to get instead of falling for cheesy pick up line.

Jack: (looking out his room)

(End of Scene)

Jack:Hey Zoey.

Zoey: Oh hey Jack.I'm glad I bumped into you so I could thank you for setting me up with your cousin.Zack is a really nice guy.

Jack:Well I'm glad you like him,but it turns out he isn't as nice as you think.

Zoey:What makes you say that?

Jack:Well I overheard him tell Janet & Terri say that he's only dating you to prove that he can change any girl.

Zoey:What did you say?

Jack:He called you easy and said that other would change as long as you were dating him

Zoey:WHAT?!

(Zack enters)

Zack:Hey honey(tries to kiss Zoey only to get slapped)What was that for?

Zoey:Jack said you were only dating me to make sure that girls who are easy to pick up start playing hard to get.

Zack:Well sort of,but I really

Zoe:But I really don't want to hear any excuses.Goodbye(leaves slamming door)

Zack:I hope you're happy Jack.

Jack:Zack I'm sorry.

Zack:Sorry?I really liked Zoey and you had to find a way to end our relationship just because you & Larry couldn't handle not being able to to get girls who are so easy,they wouldn't even remember your names by the end of the month.

Jack:I don't know how I can make this up to you.

Zack:Think with your head instead of your hormones and you'll figure it out(goes into the kitchen).

(Larry knocks)

Jack:It's open Larry.

Larry:Hey Jack.I don't know what you did,but Gretchen & her sister are asking for us to go out with them right now.

Jack:I'm not in the mood Larry.

Larry:Not in the mood?There must be something really wrong with you if you want to pass on this opportunity.

Jack:I purposely broke Zack & Zoey up and he's really angry because I put us wanting girls who are easy before his happiness with Zoey because we we feel like we can't get ones if we were just being ourselves.

Larry:Jack I don't know what virus you caught,but I have it too.

Jack:It's call a conscience Larry.

Larry:So that's what it feels like when you have one.

Jack:We've got to get them back together.

Larry:I've got a plan.Zoey is already at the Reagle Beagle.

(at the Regal Beagle)

Larry:Hey Zoey.

Zoey:Not now Larry.I'm not in the mood.What's weird is I've never said that in a long time.

Larry:Let me guess.It's because of Zack.

Zoey:Yeah.I just don't understand how he could use me to make other women be the same way.I even got myself tested so the day we would've finally took our relationship to the next level,we'd make sure nobody gave me anything.

Larry:Aren't you glad you did?

Zoey:Yeah.Otherwise I wouldn't have found out I was clean.Oh what was I thinking breaking up with him?I wish I could tell him what a mistake I made.

Larry:Here's your chance.

(Jack enters bringing Zack)

Zack:I told you I'm not in the mood to go out.(sees Zoey)Zoey?What are you doing here?

Zoey:I've been down since I broke up with you.Zack I made a mistake.

Zack:So did I because although I really really like you,I did think due to your history that other girls like that would change as well if they saw how much our relationship changed you it would influence others as well.But I don't care about the other girls.I just care about us

Zoey.That's all I needed to hear(They kiss)

(End of Scene)

Janet:I'm proud of you Jack.

Terri:Me too.I'm glad you put your cousin before yourself this time.

Jack:I know.It's been over a month now since Zack & Zoey started dating.I don't care what happens.As long as they're happy,I don't care how long it takes before they get serious.

(They hear something break)

Janet:What was that sound?

Terri: Please tell me it wasn't due to what i think it was.

(Zack & Zoey come out of Jack's room with robes on)

Zoey:Sorry.

Zack:I'll get you a new bed.

Jack:Here we go again.

END