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03-10-2015, 03:58 AM
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03-10-2015, 04:02 AM
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her." |
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03-15-2015, 07:02 PM
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09-14-2015, 04:21 AM
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Another one I heard yesterday.
Kaos has the _____. Oh no, not the _____. Just one question Chief, what is the _____? |
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