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MrCleveland · 07-20-2015, 09:09 PM

Well...since I have some free-time...here's another Sitcom Family Feud sketch...

Johnny: It's time once again to play Sitcom Family Feud! And here's your host...The Ghost of Richard Dawson!

Richard Dawson: Thank You...I want to thank all of you for watching Sitcom Family Feud, now let's bring-on our returning Champions...The Warners!

The Warners enter to their podium.

Richard Walks To Tony

Richard: Well Tony, looks like you've been coming to our show a lot...

Tony Laughs.

Richard: What's so funny?

Tony: You said "come"!

Richard: What I mean is to return, what sick mind do you have?

Tony: Wouldn't you like to know?

Richard: I'm moving on...

Tony: Wait! Don't you wanna know what's going on in my life?

Richard: Okay...what's happening?

Tony: Working in the asphalt company and playing in a Rolling Stone cover band...The Ruby Tuesdays!

Richard: I see you eat there a lot...now let's move to Helen.

Helen: Oh, forgive Tony, he's been working all week. I have too and I've got a new car.

Richard: That's nice of you, next let's see what Paul is up to...

Paul: I finished a TV Gig at the Cathedral Community College...I dunno if I'll have a TV Show.

Richard: Well, I won't be watching...Dustin how's life?

Dustin: Nothing's changed.

Richard: But you do have a better story than Paul! How about Margaret?

Margaret: Same here.

Richard: I'm sure you have a better story as well, now let's see where John is at in life?

John: I'm now nominating myself for President in 2016!

Richard: This is Sitcom Family Feud, not CNN! Now here's the family you'll be competing against...from Family Ties, The Keaton Family!

The Keatons enter to their podium.

Dawson walks to the Keatons

Richard: So you must be...

Steven: Steven Keaton. I work for WOUB, Columbus' PBA Affiliate. Oh Paul, I'll keep you in mind if a position opens.

Richard: He has no life...

Paul: (Off-Camera) All-Right!

Richard: Now this must be the wife, lemme give you a hug!

Richard and Elyse hug.

Elyse: Yes, I am Elyse Keaton. I'm a stay-at-home worker as an architect designer. I wish pot is legal in Ohio...

Richard: I already told the mayor of Bertstown this isn't CNN! Up next, we have the youngest Keaton, Andrew.

Richard pats Andrew on the head.

Andrew: I'm just a kid! I do kid stuff!

Richard: I'm sure of it, next we have Jennifer.

Richard hugs Jennifer

Richard: Have you been doing anything?

Jennifer: I try to help-out my parents.

Richard: Next we have Mallory Keaton.

Richard and Mallory hug.

Richard: That is a lovely dress, where did you get it?

Mallory: At Easton Town Center's Macy's, It's a real nice place to shop.

Richard: I'm sure that cost a pretty penny.

Mallory: I used my parents credit card!

Richard: Not a wise choice, now we have the one that's dressed-up...Alexander Proctor Keaton!

Richard and Alex shake hands.

Alex: Just call me Alex! Rick...let's start the show so we can win the $20,000!

Richard: You didn't have to be that pushy, besides call me Richard.

Steven: He still doesn't blame George W. for anything.

Richard: With that...let's start the Feud!

Richard walks to his podium as Tony and Steven walk to their post.

Richard: Okay, we surveyed 100 people and there's 7 answers on the board. Name something that represents The Democratic Party!

Tony Buzzes In.

Tony: Hypocrisy!

Steven: Do you know my son Alex or Archie Bunker?

Tony: Shut Up, Meathead!

Steven: You know Archie all right!

Richard: Look, can we have this game be more civilized than this? Let's see if Tony is right?

BUZZ

Tony: WHAT?!

Steven: Looks like you're wrong!

Tony: Why You Commie...

Tony tries to attack Steven, but Richard stops him.

Richard: Don't forget who was on Hogan's Heroes! Now Steven, Name something that represents The Democratic Party!

Steven: Peace!

Richard: Let's see if your party is for Peace?

29 People said "Peace", it's the #2 Answer.

Richard: Steven are you gonna play or pass?

Steven: We will play!

Tony: And I passed! Oh yeah, I had a good meal, here's some Global Warming!

Richard walks away from Tony and to The Keatons

Richard: I swear, I'm giving that guy Gas-X! Now Elyse, Name something that represents The Democratic Party!

Elyse: Equality!

Richard: I've seen that many times. Show me equal rights!

31 said "Equality", making it the #1 Answer!

Richard: You're doing good...now Andrew, Name something that represents The Democratic Party!

Andrew: Donkeys?

Richard: I dunno if that'll count, but let's see if donkeys are up there?

1 Person said "Logo".

Richard: Looks like someone knows their donkeys. Okay Jennifer, Name something that represents The Democratic Party!

Jennifer: They're blue?

Richard: I dunno if they're unhappy, but let's see if they're blue?

5 people said "Blue State".

Richard: Mallory, Name something that represents The Democratic Party!

Mallory: All the actors that I know are part of the party.

Richard: Let's see if we have Hollywood with us!

15 People said "Celebrity Support".

Richard: Looks like we have their support. Now Alex, Name something that represents The Democratic Party!

Alex: I've done a lot of reading and they've supported many bad actions. At one point they were for the rich and no one else! Andrew Jackson, seemed to have committed genocide with "Trail of Tears", next we get Martin van Buren who tarnished...

BUZZ!

Alex: But I'm NOT Finished!

Richard: Here you are, but maybe you can rant on FOX News!

Richard walks to the Warner's podium, they debate whether to say New Deal or Oldest party for the steal.

Paul: Would you listen to me for just one second? The Democratic Party is the oldest and longest American Party ever!

Tony: I can't argue with that Dick...

Richard: Don't ever call me "Dick" again, or I'll show you what I learned on "Hogan's Heroes"!

Tony: Whatever! The answer we have is New Deal!

Richard: Do the Democrats have The New Deal of FDR?

11 People said "The New Deal".

Richard: The Warners Steal Again! Let's see what #4 is...

8 People said "Oldest American Party".

Audience: Oldest American Party!

Richard: Well Keatons, this is goodbye...

Steven: We could've won it if it wasn't for our son Alex who had to ramble on!

Alex: dad, the people need to know the truth!

Elyse: Well, the Republicans ARE for the rich and not for the minorities!

The Keatons leave.

Alex: Mom, Dad, not all Republicans are like that...

Richard walks by The Warners podium.

Richard: Now, who's gonna play The Fast-Money Round?

Everyone except Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is!

Paul: Looks like I have to play...again!

Paul walks to Richard

Richard: Paul, Paul...you can win your family $10,000. Okay, I'm going to give you 15 seconds to answer 5 questions, now just say whatever comes to your mind when I read these questions.

:15 Is Seen

Richard: Name a city in Mexico!

Paul: Cozumel!

BUZZ

Richard: Name a popular pig!

Paul: Orson!

BUZZ

Richard: Name an 80's Rock Band!

Paul: Johnny Hates Jazz!

BUZZ

Richard: Name a Foreign Car!

Paul: Pugeot!

BUZZ

Richard: Name an actor that always plays a villain!

Paul: Ray Liotta!

BUZZ

Richard: Well...those were good answers, but you stumped our survey people again! So no money again, but don't feel too bad. You get to play again tomorrow on Sitcom Family Feud!

07-20-2015, 09:09 PM	#1
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,222	Sitcom Family Feud 4 Well...since I have some free-time...here's another Sitcom Family Feud sketch... Johnny: It's time once again to play Sitcom Family Feud! And here's your host...The Ghost of Richard Dawson! Richard Dawson: Thank You...I want to thank all of you for watching Sitcom Family Feud, now let's bring-on our returning Champions...The Warners! The Warners enter to their podium. Richard Walks To Tony Richard: Well Tony, looks like you've been coming to our show a lot... Tony Laughs. Richard: What's so funny? Tony: You said "come"! Richard: What I mean is to return, what sick mind do you have? Tony: Wouldn't you like to know? Richard: I'm moving on... Tony: Wait! Don't you wanna know what's going on in my life? Richard: Okay...what's happening? Tony: Working in the asphalt company and playing in a Rolling Stone cover band...The Ruby Tuesdays! Richard: I see you eat there a lot...now let's move to Helen. Helen: Oh, forgive Tony, he's been working all week. I have too and I've got a new car. Richard: That's nice of you, next let's see what Paul is up to... Paul: I finished a TV Gig at the Cathedral Community College...I dunno if I'll have a TV Show. Richard: Well, I won't be watching...Dustin how's life? Dustin: Nothing's changed. Richard: But you do have a better story than Paul! How about Margaret? Margaret: Same here. Richard: I'm sure you have a better story as well, now let's see where John is at in life? John: I'm now nominating myself for President in 2016! Richard: This is Sitcom Family Feud, not CNN! Now here's the family you'll be competing against...from Family Ties, The Keaton Family! The Keatons enter to their podium. Dawson walks to the Keatons Richard: So you must be... Steven: Steven Keaton. I work for WOUB, Columbus' PBA Affiliate. Oh Paul, I'll keep you in mind if a position opens. Richard: He has no life... Paul: (Off-Camera) All-Right! Richard: Now this must be the wife, lemme give you a hug! Richard and Elyse hug. Elyse: Yes, I am Elyse Keaton. I'm a stay-at-home worker as an architect designer. I wish pot is legal in Ohio... Richard: I already told the mayor of Bertstown this isn't CNN! Up next, we have the youngest Keaton, Andrew. Richard pats Andrew on the head. Andrew: I'm just a kid! I do kid stuff! Richard: I'm sure of it, next we have Jennifer. Richard hugs Jennifer Richard: Have you been doing anything? Jennifer: I try to help-out my parents. Richard: Next we have Mallory Keaton. Richard and Mallory hug. Richard: That is a lovely dress, where did you get it? Mallory: At Easton Town Center's Macy's, It's a real nice place to shop. Richard: I'm sure that cost a pretty penny. Mallory: I used my parents credit card! Richard: Not a wise choice, now we have the one that's dressed-up...Alexander Proctor Keaton! Richard and Alex shake hands. Alex: Just call me Alex! Rick...let's start the show so we can win the $20,000! Richard: You didn't have to be that pushy, besides call me Richard. Steven: He still doesn't blame George W. for anything. Richard: With that...let's start the Feud! Richard walks to his podium as Tony and Steven walk to their post. Richard: Okay, we surveyed 100 people and there's 7 answers on the board. Name something that represents The Democratic Party! Tony Buzzes In. Tony: Hypocrisy! Steven: Do you know my son Alex or Archie Bunker? Tony: Shut Up, Meathead! Steven: You know Archie all right! Richard: Look, can we have this game be more civilized than this? Let's see if Tony is right? BUZZ Tony: WHAT?! Steven: Looks like you're wrong! Tony: Why You Commie... Tony tries to attack Steven, but Richard stops him. Richard: Don't forget who was on Hogan's Heroes! Now Steven, Name something that represents The Democratic Party! Steven: Peace! Richard: Let's see if your party is for Peace? 29 People said "Peace", it's the #2 Answer. Richard: Steven are you gonna play or pass? Steven: We will play! Tony: And I passed! Oh yeah, I had a good meal, here's some Global Warming! Richard walks away from Tony and to The Keatons Richard: I swear, I'm giving that guy Gas-X! Now Elyse, Name something that represents The Democratic Party! Elyse: Equality! Richard: I've seen that many times. Show me equal rights! 31 said "Equality", making it the #1 Answer! Richard: You're doing good...now Andrew, Name something that represents The Democratic Party! Andrew: Donkeys? Richard: I dunno if that'll count, but let's see if donkeys are up there? 1 Person said "Logo". Richard: Looks like someone knows their donkeys. Okay Jennifer, Name something that represents The Democratic Party! Jennifer: They're blue? Richard: I dunno if they're unhappy, but let's see if they're blue? 5 people said "Blue State". Richard: Mallory, Name something that represents The Democratic Party! Mallory: All the actors that I know are part of the party. Richard: Let's see if we have Hollywood with us! 15 People said "Celebrity Support". Richard: Looks like we have their support. Now Alex, Name something that represents The Democratic Party! Alex: I've done a lot of reading and they've supported many bad actions. At one point they were for the rich and no one else! Andrew Jackson, seemed to have committed genocide with "Trail of Tears", next we get Martin van Buren who tarnished... BUZZ! Alex: But I'm NOT Finished! Richard: Here you are, but maybe you can rant on FOX News! Richard walks to the Warner's podium, they debate whether to say New Deal or Oldest party for the steal. Paul: Would you listen to me for just one second? The Democratic Party is the oldest and longest American Party ever! Tony: I can't argue with that Dick... Richard: Don't ever call me "Dick" again, or I'll show you what I learned on "Hogan's Heroes"! Tony: Whatever! The answer we have is New Deal! Richard: Do the Democrats have The New Deal of FDR? 11 People said "The New Deal". Richard: The Warners Steal Again! Let's see what #4 is... 8 People said "Oldest American Party". Audience: Oldest American Party! Richard: Well Keatons, this is goodbye... Steven: We could've won it if it wasn't for our son Alex who had to ramble on! Alex: dad, the people need to know the truth! Elyse: Well, the Republicans ARE for the rich and not for the minorities! The Keatons leave. Alex: Mom, Dad, not all Republicans are like that... Richard walks by The Warners podium. Richard: Now, who's gonna play The Fast-Money Round? Everyone except Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is! Paul: Looks like I have to play...again! Paul walks to Richard Richard: Paul, Paul...you can win your family $10,000. Okay, I'm going to give you 15 seconds to answer 5 questions, now just say whatever comes to your mind when I read these questions. :15 Is Seen Richard: Name a city in Mexico! Paul: Cozumel! BUZZ Richard: Name a popular pig! Paul: Orson! BUZZ Richard: Name an 80's Rock Band! Paul: Johnny Hates Jazz! BUZZ Richard: Name a Foreign Car! Paul: Pugeot! BUZZ Richard: Name an actor that always plays a villain! Paul: Ray Liotta! BUZZ Richard: Well...those were good answers, but you stumped our survey people again! So no money again, but don't feel too bad. You get to play again tomorrow on Sitcom Family Feud!
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