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07-18-2014, 08:43 PM
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How Felix Might Have Written, "Ode To A Toothbrush!" LOL!
We never hear Felix's Ode to a Toothbrush in the Odd Couple episode, "The Pen is Mightier Than the Pencil", so I created something that he might have written.
Ode to A Toothbrush by Felix Unger Brush with me gently, your teeth are your friends With a light, soft, touch, from beginning to end Using delicate strokes, twice a day between meals You'll be amazed, in awe, at how clean your teeth feel! With a handle and bristles Your teeth's friend and chum Keep your mouth happy, don't forget the gums! A mouth has other friends Such as paste, mouthwash, and floss But a toothbrush is essential It knows it's the boss. Take your time to be neat There's no need to rush You have your mouth's greatest friend A new Toothbrush! Jack |
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