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Old 08-22-2001, 11:19 PM   #61
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OMG!
This made me cry,laugh and made me want to beat someone up!
Mrs.Garret is raw!(raw-ready to fight)
This is hilarious!
I can't wait to see what happens with Dud...I mean Don!
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Old 08-23-2001, 12:28 PM   #62
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this is awesome, i just started reading and u should continue really soooooooooon!

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Old 08-23-2001, 08:57 PM   #63
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Chapter 14

Jo was going crazy she wanted to know what had happened, as did the others. Just as Natalie was going to ask what time it was for the one hundredth time that night when the phone rang. Jo raced to the phone.

Jo: Hello?

Evan: Jo?

Jo: Evan, what is it?

Evan: You guys need to meet us at Saint Mary’s Hospital now.

Jo: WHAT’S WRONG!?!

The girls were starting to panic. Why was Jo so upset?

Evan: Calm down. Blair went into labor. It isn’t exactly pleasant watching her suffer, but she’s fine.

Jo: Okay. I’m calm and we’ll be there in fifteen minutes.

Edna: Jo, what happened?

Jo: Blair went into labor. Evan needs us to go to Saint Mary’s Hospital.

Tootie: Let’s go, what are we waiting for?

Natalie: Let’s see we need to get the kids first, then we’ll leave.

Jo: There are twelve of us. We’re going to need three cars, four per car.

Jo goes to the stairs and calls out to the kids.

Jo: Kids come down here right now.

The kids can hear that tone of do as I say and now, so it didn’t even take them thirty seconds to get down stairs and be standing in front of Jo.

Jo: Guys, Aunt Blair’s going to have her baby. She’s on her way to the hospital, and we need to meet her there. We’re taking three cars; four per car here are the arrangements. Nathan, Kalle, and Jayden you three are coming with me. Samantha, Jessica, and Dennis you guys are riding with Aunt Natalie. Rikki and Joey you two are with Aunt Tootie and Grandma now let’s go.
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Evan thought that he was going to lose his mind. Blair was screaming every ten minutes for thirty seconds. It was killing him and they weren’t even on the highway yet. He wished that he’d called Jo after David and Monica, she’d freaked out and then calmed down. They were still freaking out. They had been calling every five minutes for news. Monica kept on saying tell my baby that Mommy’s on her way. David for his part was yelling at his personal pilot that he had enough money to buy the airport and that it was in the air traffic controller's best interest to give the Warner jet clearance now if he wanted to have a job come morning. He looked at Blair and tried to comfort her.

Evan: Don’t worry sweets we’ll be there in no time.

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Blair had never felt more frustrated in her life. It was a full two hours between Evan’s we’ll be there soon and their actual arrival at the hospital. The only thought going thought going through her mind was EPIDURAL, and now or heads would roll.

Blair: Evan, darling, sweetheart.

Evan didn’t like the tone that Blair was using. It was dangerously sweet. He just hoped that his fear wasn’t evident in his voice.

Evan: Yes.

Blair: Get me inside and drugged, NOW!!!!!!!!!!

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Jo saw them pull up. She felt bad for Evan; they had already been waiting an hour and forty-five minutes. This time plus the fifteen minutes that it had taken them to get to the hospital meant that he had been forced to spend two hours stuck in a car with a laboring woman. Jo’s feelings were confirmed when she heard Blair yell at him. She went and opened the passenger side door to save Evan. He looked relieved and mouthed thanks.

Jo: Okay, Blair I’ve got a wheelchair let’s go.

Upon entry Blair was rushed to labor and delivery with one extremely devoted man by her side ready to stick by her until the end. He would never again leave her side, she loved him he loved her and she was having a baby. He couldn’t wait. Kalle, Jayden, and Olivia may biologically not be his, but in every other way they would be. One day, they would expand their family; but if they never did he had enough with Blair and the children.
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Old 08-23-2001, 09:21 PM   #64
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.... and *then!*...!!

<grin> Keep up the good work! This story is a fast free-wheeling ride that keeps getting better!
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Old 08-24-2001, 05:49 PM   #65
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AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!Keep goin!(oh yeah, please)

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Old 08-24-2001, 06:05 PM   #66
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Old 08-26-2001, 07:53 PM   #68
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Chapter 15

Jo felt bad for Blair. It had been twenty-six hours since she had arrived at the hospital. It was eight o’clock Sunday morning and everyone was asleep in the chairs in the waiting room. Jo was the only one awake, and just as she was falling back asleep Evan came running into the waiting room.

Jo: Shh. They’re asleep. What’s the news?

Evan was crying from the emotion of having witnessed Olivia’s birth.

Evan: She’s beautiful and tiny. She weighed in at five pounds, fourteen ounces; eighteen inches long. She came at eight o’clock on the dot.

Jo: How’s Blair can I see them?

Evan: Nikki is as well as can be expected after twenty-eight hours of later. Come with me, I’ll take you to see them. Olivia is still with Nikki. They’re in room number 897.

Edna was waking up as Jo and Evan were leaving.

Edna: Jo, where are you and Evan going?

Jo: Evan, go ahead. Mrs. Garrett and I’ll wake up Kalle and Jayden so that they can see their Mommy and baby sister. Go let Blair know that we’re on our way. Mrs. G. Olivia finally made her grand entrance.

Edna: Really! We should wake up Kalle, Jayden, Monica, David, Bailey, and David, Jr.

Jo: No, only Kalle and Jayden. Let Monica and David and the kids sleep.

Edna and Jo go and pick up the kids and head for the elevator.

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Blair had never been happier. It had been a long, hard labor. Olivia, however, had made it worth it. She also had Evan by her side. Don had been at a bar getting drunk when she had been in labor with Kalle and Jayden, he’d arrived after the actual birth and had not been impressed by either of his children. Evan on the other hand had not left her side during the entire process; and even though Olivia wasn’t technically his he was obviously in-love with this tiny little baby. He’d asked her to marry her around hour seventeen, and as soon as she saw him look at the baby in front of him she’d said yes. As soon as her divorce from Don became official; she and Evan would begin the wedding plans.

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Jo and Edna knew that Blair and Evan had a secret. It was evident by their cat that swallowed the canary look. They didn’t get a chance to ask about it though, because Kalle and Jayden ran to their mother.

Blair: Hey, you two. Do you want to meet your baby sister?

Kalle and Jayden: Yeah.

Blair: Jo, Mrs. Garrett you too.

Jo and Edna went up to Blair, and Blair pulled back the baby blanket to reveal the most beautiful baby girl they’d ever seen. She was as beautiful and delicate as an exquisitely crafted porcelain doll.

Jo: She’s beautiful.

Edna: Blair, can I hold her.

Blair: Of course.

Blair hands Olivia over to Edna. Jo at the same time decides that Blair and Evan better share their secret and now.

Jo: Okay. I’ve been patient long enough. What are you two hiding?

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Blair should have known that Jo would see through her the instant that she laid eyes on her. That knowledge, however, didn’t mean that she had any intention what so ever of turning over the information without a few seconds of pushing the limits of her best friend’s patience first. Blair looked at Evan and he instantly understood and kept his mouth shut.

Blair: What are you talking about Jo?

Jo: Whatever secret it is that you two are keeping from us.

Blair: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Blair looked at Evan.

Blair: Do you honey?

Evan: No, I don’t sweetheart.

Jo was getting exasperated.

Jo: Come, on! I can see it in your faces!

Blair: Okay, calm down. We’re getting married.

Jo and Edna have tears in their eyes.

Edna: That’s wonderful.

Blair: Of course. I want you Jo to be my matron of honor.

Jo: I’d be honored.

Kalle: Uncle Evan, does this mean that you’re going to be our Daddy?

Evan: Yes, if that’s what you want.

Kalle: Yeah!

Jayden: NO!

Blair: Why, baby?

Jayden: Daddies are mean and they hurt mommies. Mommy, I don’t want Uncle Evan to be mean and hurt you.

Evan walks over to Jayden.

Evan: Buddy, I’d never hurt your Mommy.

Jayden: Promise?

Evan: Promise.

Jayden: Then I want you to be my Daddy.

All three women watched a two-year-old little man hand his responsibility to be a man and protect his mommy over to the man that would now be his Daddy.

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One year later.

©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©

Mr. and Mrs. David Warner
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at the wedding of their children.

Blair Nicole
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Evan Alexander

This fourteenth day of February, nineteen hundred and ninety-one.
At Saint Anne’s Cathedral
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Greenwich, Connecticut
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6:00 PM

©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©

For their first anniversary, Blair and Evan exchanged very special gifts. Evan brought Blair three new birth certificates. One for Kalle Marie Michaels, another for Jayden Andrew Michaels and finally one for Olivia Michelle Michaels. These new birth certificates confirmed that the adoption had gone through, Evan was now the children’s father. Blair gave him the results of a recent blood analysis taken at her doctor’s office. Evan and Blair would soon be the parents of four children.

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Keep going yhis is So exciteing post asap!!!!!!!!!
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Awesome fan fic!!i loved it!!

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I gotta bump this one back up too...cause...it rules...lol
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