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MrCleveland · 11-26-2010, 10:42 AM

I don't think "Friends" has ever made a Thanksgiving episode that was like "Groundhog Day", but here it is....

The Friends except for Chandler are eating a Thanksgiving meal.

Monica: Chandler, you really should try the meal I just made.

Chandler: Monica...you know what I've told you about Thanksgiving...I can't even be in the same room as the meal.

Phoebe: Not even for the Pumpkin Pie?

Chandler: especially that!

Joey: Dude, it's just a Holiday to stuff your face with many good things to eat!

Chandler: Do I have to tell you the damn story again?

Ross: The one where your dad decides that sleeping with men is more exciting than women...? Well, it's tradition!

Rachel: Like when you have an argument with me every night?

Ross: Rach, you're just spoiled!

Rachel: Spoiled? I'll show you spoiled!

"I'll be there for You" plays.

Chandler finally sits down with his friends.

Chandler:...and I got so sick, I lost my Thanksgiving Dinner. God, I still taste that thrown-up turkey!

The friends stop eating.

Monica: Look, for 364 days a year, you're just Chandler and when Thanksgiving comes, you become someone else!

Chandler: You don't understand...my father left my mother then and it still hurts.

Monica: Yeah, but the past is the past. It's not like you're going to wake up one day and it's Thanksgiving again.

Chandler: You think?

Chandler is in bed and the alarm clock goes off with "I kissed a girl" by Tyler Perry playing.

Announcer #1: Guess what today is...

Announcer #2: Thanksgiving Day?

Announcer #1: Of Course!

Chandler rolls-up the covers to his head.

The Friends are eating Thanksgiving Meal except for Chandler.

Monica: Chandler, you really should try the meal I just made.

Chandler: You said that yesterday.

Monica: No I didn't, you had a sandwich yesterday.

Chandler: Than what the hell is going on here?

Phoebe: We're having a great thanksgiving meal and you're just moping around!

Chandler: Yeah, and what's wrong with that?

Monica: You do this EVERY Thanksgiving!

Joey: Dude, it's just a holiday where you can stuff your face with many good things to eat.

Chandler: Do I have to tell you the damn story again?

Ross: The one where your dad decides that sleeping with men is more exciting than sleeping with women? Well, it's Tradition.

Rachel: Like when we have an argument every night?

Chandler: And there...you are going to let me tell you about my dad like you did yesterday!

Ross: Yesterday, we were at Central Perk and talking about what we were going to do today!

Chandler: Really?

Monica: And I was buying things for Thanksgiving.

Rachel: And I was there!

Chandler: I'm going to bed!

Chandler walks into Monica and Chandler's room.

Phoebe: Don't let the Turkeys bite!

The friends stare at Phoebe.

Phoebe: C'mon, I say that to him EVERY Thanksgiving!

Chandler is in bed and the alarm goes off with "I kissed a girl" by Tyler Perry playing.

Announcer #1: Guess what today is?

Announcer #2: Thanksgiving?

Announcer #1: Of Course!

Chandler rolls-up the covers to his head.

The friends are eating Thanksgiving Dinner except for Chandler.

Chandler: Are you tired of eating a dead bird for the 3rd time?

Monica: What are you talking about?

Chandler: You HAD Turkey three times in a row!

Monica: No, I never have turkey until Thanksgiving.

Chandler: Really? Then what's today?

Joey: Thanksgiving, the day where you can...

Chandler:...stuff your damn face with food and then I'm going to tell you the story where my dad would sleep with another guy?

Ross: Yeah cause it's...

Chandler:...Tradition? Yes, I know! But not tonight!

Chandler goes into the bedroom.

Ross: What's up his butt?

Monica: I can tell you what isn't!

The friends resume eating.

Chandler is in bed and the alarm goes off with Tyler Perry's song "I kissed a girl", Chandler then shuts the alarm off. This happens three times. The fourth time this happens, Chandler gets up.

Announcer #1: Guess what today is?

Chandler: It's Thanksgiving of course!

Chandler is seen with Monica making Thanksgiving Dinner.

Chandler: Thanksgiving...a day when Pilgrims would go to a country that we now call America and how do we pay the Indians? We take their land and kill most of them by disease!

Monica: No, this is a day for celebration after a year of suffering.

Chandler: Then why do I suffer on a Thanksgiving?

Monica: Because you can't seem to put your heart into this day?

Chandler: Well at least the turkey is having a better day than me.

Chandler leaves. Then you see Chandler again with Monica making Thanksgiving Dinner.

Chandler: Monica...I'm a god!

Monica: No you're not, not even close!

Chandler: Then why did I go through a drowning, a suicide, an electric shock, and all that and the next day I'm perfectly fine? And on top of that...it's STILL Thanksgiving!

Monica: Chandler, ever since we've been together, you get very uptight on this day. I've never seen you this uptight before.

Chandler: Yeah, but every day I wake up every day and it's Thanksgiving.

Monica: Yeah, but I don't.

Chandler: I'm going out.

Chandler walks around New York and he sees a homeless guy who's about to die.

Homeless Guy: Can you lend me a dollar?

Chandler: What for, to buy booze?

Homeless Guy: You don't understand...I need just a dollar for shelter.

Chandler: I probably know a place that's free.

Chandler and the Homeless Guy are eating soup. Then Chandler takes the Homeless Guy to the Hospital and Chandler finds out that he's dead. Then Chandler is seen back in his bedroom and he hears "I kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry" and he gets out of bed. After that scene, Chandler is seen with his friends eating Thanksgiving.

Chandler:...Though today is a day that I live in infamy, I will remember that I may have been hurt on this day by hearing that my dad would rather be with the house servant than with my mom...I would be traumatized. But now that I see that true meaning of Thanksgiving, I feel a little bit better about this day.

The friends clap as Chandler sits down.

Chandler: Now...let's eat.

The Friends now eat. The last scene is where Chandler is in bed and Tyler Perry's "I kissed a girl" is played.

Announcer #1: Can we play something else than this song?

Announcer #2: Look, this song is great.

Monica turns the radio off.

Monica: Chandler, you can still sleep...It's tomorrow.

Chandler: Really?

Monica: Thanksgiving has came and went.

Chandler: YES!

11-26-2010, 10:42 AM	#1
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,222	The one with the many Thanksgivings I don't think "Friends" has ever made a Thanksgiving episode that was like "Groundhog Day", but here it is.... The Friends except for Chandler are eating a Thanksgiving meal. Monica: Chandler, you really should try the meal I just made. Chandler: Monica...you know what I've told you about Thanksgiving...I can't even be in the same room as the meal. Phoebe: Not even for the Pumpkin Pie? Chandler: especially that! Joey: Dude, it's just a Holiday to stuff your face with many good things to eat! Chandler: Do I have to tell you the damn story again? Ross: The one where your dad decides that sleeping with men is more exciting than women...? Well, it's tradition! Rachel: Like when you have an argument with me every night? Ross: Rach, you're just spoiled! Rachel: Spoiled? I'll show you spoiled! "I'll be there for You" plays. Chandler finally sits down with his friends. Chandler:...and I got so sick, I lost my Thanksgiving Dinner. God, I still taste that thrown-up turkey! The friends stop eating. Monica: Look, for 364 days a year, you're just Chandler and when Thanksgiving comes, you become someone else! Chandler: You don't understand...my father left my mother then and it still hurts. Monica: Yeah, but the past is the past. It's not like you're going to wake up one day and it's Thanksgiving again. Chandler: You think? Chandler is in bed and the alarm clock goes off with "I kissed a girl" by Tyler Perry playing. Announcer #1: Guess what today is... Announcer #2: Thanksgiving Day? Announcer #1: Of Course! Chandler rolls-up the covers to his head. The Friends are eating Thanksgiving Meal except for Chandler. Monica: Chandler, you really should try the meal I just made. Chandler: You said that yesterday. Monica: No I didn't, you had a sandwich yesterday. Chandler: Than what the hell is going on here? Phoebe: We're having a great thanksgiving meal and you're just moping around! Chandler: Yeah, and what's wrong with that? Monica: You do this EVERY Thanksgiving! Joey: Dude, it's just a holiday where you can stuff your face with many good things to eat. Chandler: Do I have to tell you the damn story again? Ross: The one where your dad decides that sleeping with men is more exciting than sleeping with women? Well, it's Tradition. Rachel: Like when we have an argument every night? Chandler: And there...you are going to let me tell you about my dad like you did yesterday! Ross: Yesterday, we were at Central Perk and talking about what we were going to do today! Chandler: Really? Monica: And I was buying things for Thanksgiving. Rachel: And I was there! Chandler: I'm going to bed! Chandler walks into Monica and Chandler's room. Phoebe: Don't let the Turkeys bite! The friends stare at Phoebe. Phoebe: C'mon, I say that to him EVERY Thanksgiving! Chandler is in bed and the alarm goes off with "I kissed a girl" by Tyler Perry playing. Announcer #1: Guess what today is? Announcer #2: Thanksgiving? Announcer #1: Of Course! Chandler rolls-up the covers to his head. The friends are eating Thanksgiving Dinner except for Chandler. Chandler: Are you tired of eating a dead bird for the 3rd time? Monica: What are you talking about? Chandler: You HAD Turkey three times in a row! Monica: No, I never have turkey until Thanksgiving. Chandler: Really? Then what's today? Joey: Thanksgiving, the day where you can... Chandler:...stuff your damn face with food and then I'm going to tell you the story where my dad would sleep with another guy? Ross: Yeah cause it's... Chandler:...Tradition? Yes, I know! But not tonight! Chandler goes into the bedroom. Ross: What's up his butt? Monica: I can tell you what isn't! The friends resume eating. Chandler is in bed and the alarm goes off with Tyler Perry's song "I kissed a girl", Chandler then shuts the alarm off. This happens three times. The fourth time this happens, Chandler gets up. Announcer #1: Guess what today is? Chandler: It's Thanksgiving of course! Chandler is seen with Monica making Thanksgiving Dinner. Chandler: Thanksgiving...a day when Pilgrims would go to a country that we now call America and how do we pay the Indians? We take their land and kill most of them by disease! Monica: No, this is a day for celebration after a year of suffering. Chandler: Then why do I suffer on a Thanksgiving? Monica: Because you can't seem to put your heart into this day? Chandler: Well at least the turkey is having a better day than me. Chandler leaves. Then you see Chandler again with Monica making Thanksgiving Dinner. Chandler: Monica...I'm a god! Monica: No you're not, not even close! Chandler: Then why did I go through a drowning, a suicide, an electric shock, and all that and the next day I'm perfectly fine? And on top of that...it's STILL Thanksgiving! Monica: Chandler, ever since we've been together, you get very uptight on this day. I've never seen you this uptight before. Chandler: Yeah, but every day I wake up every day and it's Thanksgiving. Monica: Yeah, but I don't. Chandler: I'm going out. Chandler walks around New York and he sees a homeless guy who's about to die. Homeless Guy: Can you lend me a dollar? Chandler: What for, to buy booze? Homeless Guy: You don't understand...I need just a dollar for shelter. Chandler: I probably know a place that's free. Chandler and the Homeless Guy are eating soup. Then Chandler takes the Homeless Guy to the Hospital and Chandler finds out that he's dead. Then Chandler is seen back in his bedroom and he hears "I kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry" and he gets out of bed. After that scene, Chandler is seen with his friends eating Thanksgiving. Chandler:...Though today is a day that I live in infamy, I will remember that I may have been hurt on this day by hearing that my dad would rather be with the house servant than with my mom...I would be traumatized. But now that I see that true meaning of Thanksgiving, I feel a little bit better about this day. The friends clap as Chandler sits down. Chandler: Now...let's eat. The Friends now eat. The last scene is where Chandler is in bed and Tyler Perry's "I kissed a girl" is played. Announcer #1: Can we play something else than this song? Announcer #2: Look, this song is great. Monica turns the radio off. Monica: Chandler, you can still sleep...It's tomorrow. Chandler: Really? Monica: Thanksgiving has came and went. Chandler: YES!
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