DS and FOL Reunion (fan fic)

[Wachootalkinabout]

(Starts with a split screen one with FOL and one DS and the combine, to become the word reunion) (Both themes play at the same time [still split screen] The 'Facts' cast and the 'Strokes' cast walk in and walk toward where the split is, they all reach it and the screen spins around and becomes 1 screen with the 'Facts' cast (Jo, Blair, Tootie, Natalie, and Mrs. G.) and the 'Strokes' cast (Arnold, Willis, Kimberly, Mr. Drummond, Pearl, and Adilade [sp?]) are in Mr. Drummond's Penthouse apartment.)

Edna: MR. DRUMMOND!! DIDN'T YOU GET MARRIED!?!
Phillip: Yeah, but I divorced the old ugly lady, mostly to get ridda her ugly son.
Kim: DAD, You promised you wouldn't say mean things about good old Sam!
Arnold: Good, good!?! WachoooTalkin''Bout Kimberly! That kid thought he was all great but...HE WAS A BED WETTER!!
Edna: Who are those chicks, no, no, Phillip, you didn't, didn't, didn't re-re-PLACE ME?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
Phillip: Sorry, Sorry, Edna, but I am a lazy old fart and can't keep myself clean.
Arnold: Tootie, oh Tootie, how are you? You have grown so much.
Jo: Or YOU'VE shrunken
(*background laughs*)
Arnold: You, hottie! Don't make funna my height! You could be this size--
Jo: Keep talkin' and this fist 'll be in your face!
Arnold: Tootie kiss my--
Kim: CHUBBY
Arnold: Cheeks! KIMBERLY!!
Kim: Hahaha, I knew you'd say Cheeks, so I had to do it. Hey, Blair wanna do my makeup?
Blair: Yeah right, druggo.
Kim: Hey, that was a while ago.
Blair: So, what.
Natalie: See, Kimberly, the reason Blair is such a jerk is because (FLASHBACK) back in 1993 Blair got gang-banged. She had so many cuts and bruises that the doctors took dead people's body parts and replace all of Blair with dead body parts, except her brain, heart, and lungs. They put all the bodyparts in and connected her up to a life support machine and she was in the hospital for a year! Then, in '93 she was released and was never the same. (end FLASHBACK)
Jo: Blair came home and was so nice to me I puked!
Kim: WOW! I heard about that happening, but didn't know that it was Blair!
Willis: Hey...J-J-JOooooooooo.
Jo: Shut up, dork-o
Adilade(sp?): Everybody, I am Adilade(sp?) Brubanker(?).
Pearl: And I am Pearl Gallagher(sp?)
'Strokes' cast: WE KNOW!!!!!
Pearl: DUH, WE ARE TELLING JO, NATALIE, BLAIR, TOOTIE, AND EDNA, STUPIDS!!
'Facts' cast: How did you know our names//
Pearl: Ummm...ummm...ummmm...
Willis: I remember when I was younger (FLASHBACK) I went into Pearl's room and she was on the computer searching Facts of Life, Tootie, Blair, Garrent, Warrner(Sp?), Ramsey, Edna, Natalie, Green, and everything. She even took a trip to Eastland and was looking in the windows. She's a (END FLASHBACK) total stalker.
(knocks on the door)
Phillip: Who's there.
Police: The Police, we just heard about the stalker we've come to take her away.
(Door opens and the Bicycle Man comes in)
Arnold: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Horton (a.k.a. Bicycle Man): I am a police man now. Where is Pearl.
Pearl: I'm not Pearl.
Bicycle Man: Wow, come with me Pearl.
(takes Pearl, puts her in handcuffs, and drags her out.)
Adilade(sp?): Uhh, Uhh, Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! (Pearl falls)
Kim: Quick, call the cops, Adilade has, has, has, has, had a heart attack.
TO BE CONTINUED...


Voice: Last time, (shows clips) The Diff’rent Strokes and The Facts Of Life cast were reunited, Blair was replaced with dead peoples body parts, Arnold still likes Tootie, Willis has a new found crush on Jo, Pearl was found out as a stalker, the Bicycle Man has become a police man, and, fatefully, Adilade has died. Now we will continue with our story.


Kim: Quick, call the cops, Adilade has, has, has, had a heart attack.
Phillip: No, No, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (rips out a cell phone and dials 9-1-1)…9-1-1, Phillip Drummond. Yes the rich, millionare Drummond. My housekeeper just had a heart attack. YOU DON’T CARE!!
Arnold (reaches up and takes the phone): Wachoootalkin’‘bout 9-1-1!
(5 minute pause with Arnolds “Wachoootalkin’’bout face)
Tootie: Hey! I’m getting dizzy!
(the screen is spinning a part and the girls and Mrs. G. are back at the OVER OUR HEADS store and the ‘STROKES’ cast is still in there apartment.)
(The ending themes play for both shows)

THE END!

Ummmm..... Not Bad... I'll try to do one......

[willjarmon]

You made everyone seem kinda bitter why?

[Johnny be good!]

Yeah. They are all suppose to be happy.