Former Miss USA and Passions actress Kelli McCarty gets in the porn business - Page 2 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

TripperFan · 02-08-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

I'm trying to figure out which is sleazier - porn or Passions. I think it's a toss up.

From the 10 minutes I watched Passions.....better off with the porno!

(hopefully there's less back hair)

catlover79 · 02-08-2009, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripperFan

From the 10 minutes I watched Passions.....better off with the porno!

(hopefully there's less back hair)

Zoneboy · 02-10-2009, 02:42 AM

Kelli was an actress starring in a daytime show
Passions, I think it was but I really don't know
Now it's been cancelled and it didn't take her long
to find work and become the subject of this song

And everything's all right, don't you know?

Kelli told her mama, hey, 'Mama, I'm goin' away. I'm gonna hit the big
time, gonna be a big star someday', Yeah.
Mama came to the door with a teardrop in her eye.
Kelli said, 'Don't cry, mama, smile and wave good-bye'.

Don't you know, yeah yeah, Don't you know that you are a porno star,
Don't you know, don't you know. Don't you know that you are
a porno star, And all the world will love you just as long,
As long as you are.

Kelli made skinflicks, Yes there was more than one
Said she loved doing it Cause' sex was a lot of fun
Her only concern was that it happens all-too-fast
But at least she's hit the big time, A porno star at last

And everything's all right, don't you know?

Don't you know, don't you know, Don't you know that you are a porno star,
Don't you know, oh, yeah, Don't you know that you are
a porno star, yeah,
And all the world will love you just as long,
As long as you are, a porno star.

Don't you know that you are a porno star, Don't you know, yeah,
Don't you know that you are a porno star, now,
And all the world will love you just as long, As long you are you.

TripperFan · 02-10-2009, 11:00 AM

^ Only Charles could come up with this stuff at 4:30 in the morning!

catlover79 · 02-10-2009, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripperFan

^ Only Charles could come up with this stuff at 4:30 in the morning!

I know!!

He'd better copyright "Having Eight Babies"...BRILLIANT!!

80sTrivia · 02-16-2009, 07:00 PM

Very clever, Zoneboy!!!

catlover79 · 02-16-2009, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 80sTrivia

Very clever, Zoneboy!!!

He really is clever with the parodies and the photoshop stuff. Charles (aka Zoneboy) never fails to crack me up.

Dayvidpriddy · 03-20-2009, 01:12 PM

Geez when I saw this thread I was hoping it would have been about some hot guy on Guiding Light lol. I would love to see some of the hotties (the young ones) going to town.

browneyes106 · 08-03-2009, 12:08 AM

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Mainstream actors are starting to do porn now, even after having successful careers on T.V. and in the movies.

Former “Passions” soap star and beauty queen Kelli McCarty says a detour into porn, with a feature role in the movie “Faithless,” actually helped her mainstream career because of porn’s growing acceptance.

McCarty: ”I’m getting a lot of comments: ‘Well, you went to the dark side. You’re never gonna go back.’ ” Well, the reality is, I’m already getting calls from TV shows that are mainstream. So it’s just that is hasn’t been done before. But, you know, things change.”

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/ban...orth-watching/

raisenop3 · 08-07-2009, 12:26 AM

Everything is changing these days, but WOW - that's a really big change.

Wreckless · 08-07-2009, 01:19 AM

She's 40 years old...and she wants to go into porn? The 40 year old rookie. I can see that being a spoof porn movie of hers

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02-10-2009, 02:42 AM	#18
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,343	Kelli was an actress starring in a daytime show Passions, I think it was but I really don't know Now it's been cancelled and it didn't take her long to find work and become the subject of this song And everything's all right, don't you know? Kelli told her mama, hey, 'Mama, I'm goin' away. I'm gonna hit the big time, gonna be a big star someday', Yeah. Mama came to the door with a teardrop in her eye. Kelli said, 'Don't cry, mama, smile and wave good-bye'. Don't you know, yeah yeah, Don't you know that you are a porno star, Don't you know, don't you know. Don't you know that you are a porno star, And all the world will love you just as long, As long as you are. Kelli made skinflicks, Yes there was more than one Said she loved doing it Cause' sex was a lot of fun Her only concern was that it happens all-too-fast But at least she's hit the big time, A porno star at last And everything's all right, don't you know? Don't you know, don't you know, Don't you know that you are a porno star, Don't you know, oh, yeah, Don't you know that you are a porno star, yeah, And all the world will love you just as long, As long as you are, a porno star. Don't you know that you are a porno star, Don't you know, yeah, Don't you know that you are a porno star, now, And all the world will love you just as long, As long you are you.
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02-16-2009, 07:00 PM	#21
80sTrivia Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 23, 2002 Posts: 21,715	Very clever, Zoneboy!!!
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02-10-2009, 11:00 AM	#19
TripperFan In God's Arms Now Forum Star Join Date: Sep 14, 2003 Location: Heartbreak Ridge Posts: 12,087	^ Only Charles could come up with this stuff at 4:30 in the morning!

03-20-2009, 01:12 PM	#23
Dayvidpriddy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 20, 2009 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 30	Geez when I saw this thread I was hoping it would have been about some hot guy on Guiding Light lol. I would love to see some of the hotties (the young ones) going to town.

08-07-2009, 12:26 AM	#25
raisenop3 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 23, 2009 Location: In my brain Posts: 8	Everything is changing these days, but WOW - that's a really big change.

08-07-2009, 01:19 AM	#26
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	She's 40 years old...and she wants to go into porn? The 40 year old rookie. I can see that being a spoof porn movie of hers .