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Nighthawk76 · 01-26-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

Aww I'm glad you figured out a nice way for it to end, although I'm sad to see it go. It was funny lol.

Thanks, Kelly.

Nighthawk76 · 01-29-2007, 06:22 PM

Conclusion

A police officer is escorting Blair into the cell block where Monica is.

Blair (to the officer): This place is filthy. Don't you ever clean it? Did you see how big that cockroach was that crawled across the floor? It was the size of a 1970 Chevy Impala.

Officer: This is a jail, Miss Warner, not the Las Vagas Hilton.

Blair: You are actually keeping my mother in a place like this?

Officer: Miss Warner, criminals do not get to choose where they are held. Money doesn't mean anything here. Haven't you read The Bonfire of the Vanities? It is equal treatment for all. And if your mother doesn't like it here, Miss Warner, she would be wise to remember how she got here in the first place. Remember that old saying, "Can't do the time, don't do the crime"?

Blair: That is just a tad bit melodramatic, isn't it? What exactly did my mother do, anyway?

Officer: I'll leave that to her to explain.

The officer leads Blair down to the last cell on the right where her mother is.

Officer: I'll leave you two ladies alone to talk.

The officer leaves the cell block.

Monica: Thanks for coming, honey.

Blair: Mother, what are you doing here? Who is looking after Bailey?

Monica: Steve is looking after Bailey. She has been spending the last few days with her father.

Blair: Well, that answers that question. Now why are you in jail, mother?

Monica: Well, I was arrested for assault and battery.

Blair: What!? Mother, you're joking, right?

Monica: I was feeling kind of down this morning. So I decided to go to Bloomingdales to do a little shopping. You know how shopping always makes me feel better. Well, anyway, there was this guy who kept calling me "babydoll" and "honeybunch", I told him to leave me alone, and he just continued, so I slapped him. The store security called the police and I was arrested for assault and battery. According to that gentleman in blue who brought you in here, I should have taken my complaint to store security instead of slapping the man.

Blair: Oh, what a relief. I thought it was something serious.

Monica: It is something serious, Blair! Do you know that they serverd me for lunch? A piece of bread with ketchup spread on it. That and water. This has been the single worst day of my life.

Blair: You're telling me.

Later on, Blair comes walking into the house. Jo, Natalie, Tootie, Beverly Ann and Andy are sitting around the living room talking. Blair takes a seat on the couch.

Beverly Ann: Is your mother okay, Blair?

Blair: Yeah. The police decided to drop the charges and she was released an hour ago. I think that I am just gonna go to bed. I want to get this awful day behind me. Goodnight, everyone.

Everyone wishes Blair a goodnight and she heads up to bed.

THE END

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 01-29-2007, 09:38 PM

They serve you bread with ketchup in the Peekskill jail? *Slaps a cop* Ooops. CUFF ME!

Great story Mike! Can't wait to see more stories in the future!!!

Nighthawk76 · 01-29-2007, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by _Jen_

Nice ending.

Thanks, Jenny.

Nighthawk76 · 01-29-2007, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

They serve you bread with ketchup in the Peekskill jail? *Slaps a cop* Ooops. CUFF ME!

Great story Mike! Can't wait to see more stories in the future!!!

Thanks, Kelly.

The ketchup joke was a little nod to you.

I was going to have Jo finding out at the end of the story that there was someone going around calling themself Jo Jr. as a little nod to Jodi.

It seemd out of place though since this was a Blair story. Maybe next time.

Nighthawk76 · 01-29-2007, 11:40 PM

Jenny, so that you don't feel left out, I want you to know that there will be a little reference for you in the CIC story that I am still working out in my head.

JO jr · 03-02-2007, 02:08 AM

I Finally Got To Read Your Story Mike. Great Job. It Was Funny, And I Could Imagine How Everyone Said Their Lines.

Hope You Write More Facts Fanfic

Nighthawk76 · 03-02-2007, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JO jr

I Finally Got To Read Your Story Mike. Great Job. It Was Funny, And I Could Imagine How Everyone Said Their Lines.

Hope You Write More Facts Fanfic

Thanks, Jodi. I'm glad that you liked it.

JoPol_wannabe · 03-07-2007, 05:31 PM

Very good story it was really funny. I hope you keep writting more fanfics.

Nighthawk76 · 06-25-2009, 07:12 PM

Anyone interested in checking out my first FOL fanfic, here it is. I should warn everyone in advance, that it is not very good.

ZeldaGilroy · 06-25-2009, 07:36 PM

I loved it Mike! It was really funny. I can tell you've grown a lot as a writer since you wrote this, but it was still really good. Poor Blair...that was the day from heck!

My first FOL fanfic is somewhere on this board too, like page 6 or 7. When I re-read it I can tell how much my writing has changed. It's still one of my favs though...I was proud of it at the time. I think everything we write holds a special place in our hearts...you should be proud of this story. It's funny, has a good plot, and honors your favorite character. I also like that it was season 8, this story would fit in really well with the season 8 eps. I love reading your stuff!

Nighthawk76 · 06-26-2009, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FactsFan

I loved it Mike! It was really funny. I can tell you've grown a lot as a writer since you wrote this, but it was still really good. Poor Blair...that was the day from heck!

My first FOL fanfic is somewhere on this board too, like page 6 or 7. When I re-read it I can tell how much my writing has changed. It's still one of my favs though...I was proud of it at the time. I think everything we write holds a special place in our hearts...you should be proud of this story. It's funny, has a good plot, and honors your favorite character. I also like that it was season 8, this story would fit in really well with the season 8 eps. I love reading your stuff!

I don't even have the courage to go back and read this story.

I'm like an actor who can't watch his own films. I'm glad that you liked it though.

01-29-2007, 06:22 PM	#17
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	Conclusion A police officer is escorting Blair into the cell block where Monica is. Blair (to the officer): This place is filthy. Don't you ever clean it? Did you see how big that cockroach was that crawled across the floor? It was the size of a 1970 Chevy Impala. Officer: This is a jail, Miss Warner, not the Las Vagas Hilton. Blair: You are actually keeping my mother in a place like this? Officer: Miss Warner, criminals do not get to choose where they are held. Money doesn't mean anything here. Haven't you read The Bonfire of the Vanities? It is equal treatment for all. And if your mother doesn't like it here, Miss Warner, she would be wise to remember how she got here in the first place. Remember that old saying, "Can't do the time, don't do the crime"? Blair: That is just a tad bit melodramatic, isn't it? What exactly did my mother do, anyway? Officer: I'll leave that to her to explain. The officer leads Blair down to the last cell on the right where her mother is. Officer: I'll leave you two ladies alone to talk. The officer leaves the cell block. Monica: Thanks for coming, honey. Blair: Mother, what are you doing here? Who is looking after Bailey? Monica: Steve is looking after Bailey. She has been spending the last few days with her father. Blair: Well, that answers that question. Now why are you in jail, mother? Monica: Well, I was arrested for assault and battery. Blair: What!? Mother, you're joking, right? Monica: I was feeling kind of down this morning. So I decided to go to Bloomingdales to do a little shopping. You know how shopping always makes me feel better. Well, anyway, there was this guy who kept calling me "babydoll" and "honeybunch", I told him to leave me alone, and he just continued, so I slapped him. The store security called the police and I was arrested for assault and battery. According to that gentleman in blue who brought you in here, I should have taken my complaint to store security instead of slapping the man. Blair: Oh, what a relief. I thought it was something serious. Monica: It is something serious, Blair! Do you know that they serverd me for lunch? A piece of bread with ketchup spread on it. That and water. This has been the single worst day of my life. Blair: You're telling me. Later on, Blair comes walking into the house. Jo, Natalie, Tootie, Beverly Ann and Andy are sitting around the living room talking. Blair takes a seat on the couch. Beverly Ann: Is your mother okay, Blair? Blair: Yeah. The police decided to drop the charges and she was released an hour ago. I think that I am just gonna go to bed. I want to get this awful day behind me. Goodnight, everyone. Everyone wishes Blair a goodnight and she heads up to bed. THE END

01-29-2007, 09:38 PM	#18
Jo_Luvs_Ketchup Member Eternal Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Posts: 4,195	They serve you bread with ketchup in the Peekskill jail? Slaps a cop Ooops. CUFF ME! Great story Mike! Can't wait to see more stories in the future!!!

01-29-2007, 11:40 PM	#21
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	Jenny, so that you don't feel left out, I want you to know that there will be a little reference for you in the CIC story that I am still working out in my head.

03-02-2007, 02:08 AM	#22
JO jr Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2005 Posts: 1,249	I Finally Got To Read Your Story Mike. Great Job. It Was Funny, And I Could Imagine How Everyone Said Their Lines. Hope You Write More Facts Fanfic

03-07-2007, 05:31 PM	#24
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	Very good story it was really funny. I hope you keep writting more fanfics.

06-25-2009, 07:12 PM	#25
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	Anyone interested in checking out my first FOL fanfic, here it is. I should warn everyone in advance, that it is not very good.

06-25-2009, 07:36 PM	#26
ZeldaGilroy Dobie and Zelda Forever!!! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 14, 2000 Location: I don't know...I'm probably lost! Posts: 4,144	I loved it Mike! It was really funny. I can tell you've grown a lot as a writer since you wrote this, but it was still really good. Poor Blair...that was the day from heck! My first FOL fanfic is somewhere on this board too, like page 6 or 7. When I re-read it I can tell how much my writing has changed. It's still one of my favs though...I was proud of it at the time. I think everything we write holds a special place in our hearts...you should be proud of this story. It's funny, has a good plot, and honors your favorite character. I also like that it was season 8, this story would fit in really well with the season 8 eps. I love reading your stuff!