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Swimfan85 · 09-12-2002, 07:55 PM

amsuing quotes

Beans: bacon....what part of bacon dont you understand?

big fan · 05-17-2003, 02:00 AM

that is one of the best quotes that i like from beans,he funny but not as funny as louis.

flutterby01 · 06-16-2003, 09:01 AM

Two of my favorite lines are:

"Beans, get out of my house."
"Beans, how did you get past the electric fence?"

folfreak25 · 06-17-2003, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flutterby01
Two of my favorite lines are:

"Beans, get out of my house."
"Beans, how did you get past the electric fence?"

Louis: What's living if you don't pull you pants down and slide on the ice Ren?

BebopValentine · 06-18-2003, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by folfreak25
Louis: What's living if you don't pull you pants down and slide on the ice Ren?!

Waa!I love that quote!I always crack up everytime he says that!!

"Beans, how did you get past the electric fence?!"

Hehe!!Thats pretty funny too!

ShiaLuis · 08-09-2003, 12:40 PM

i like the one where Luis says your influrinating. That is just so funny.

Biffster · 08-17-2003, 07:30 PM

Louis: My buddy Lenny hates overdue books.....HE HATES EM'!
Lenny: It's true.

Mrs. Stevens: I was in such a hurry to climb that tree that I punched a squirrel. I know it's not cheating.....but it's really not very nice.

Donnie: Mother!

There are tons more, but i can't think of them right now.

Biff

Lucylover22 · 08-20-2003, 02:19 PM

Louis: If a chicken had lips could it whistle?

Louis: And to that I say why not? Why do fools fall in love?

Both, if you did not know are from Snow Job!

shiamr.hottness · 01-24-2004, 10:42 PM

this morning i thought i saw a cheese burger doing yoga:louis

whats living if u never pull ur shorts down AND SLIDE ON THE ICE, ren: louis

thats it...

CrAzY4StEvEnS · 06-29-2004, 01:52 PM

first off the on in my sig..

Louis: Uh...i got a question. if a chicken had lips...could it whistle? Ill ask my self that on the bus ride home.

Louis: I am not a CLOWN (just the whole sceen cracks me up)

Louis: (im cutting some parts out) TUMMY STARTS WITH TTTTTTT!

Louis: well, uh this is a map of utah...

Louis: look, donny, this morning i thought i saw a cheeseburger doing yoga.

Louis: wanna take a seat here next to papa?

Louis: Beans do you know what happens when a boy becomes a man? (draws picture)
Beans: GROSS!

and alot more i cant think of lol. i <3 even stevens

beansrocks90 · 08-15-2004, 09:18 PM

louis-your the big poppa wit the big moppa

louis-say we start are own flock rite here on the ponda rosa

D-Dey · 10-28-2004, 12:47 PM

From "Stevens Manor," scanned and modified from TV Tome;

Louis: "And we have Tawny Dean on piano. She can play any request."
One of the Kitna Twins: "Can she play 'I hate it here, we should have gone to Hawaii'?"
Tawny[singing]: "I hate it here,
we should have gone to Hawaii
where they say 'aloha!'
and roast little piggies."

I should tape that next time it's in reruns.

courtney.xxo · 01-25-2009, 03:05 AM

There's one line that i still laugh about every time i think about it.

On the episode "the kiss" and Tawny has to kiss that Johnny Tsunami guy and Louis doesn't want her to so he writes a few changes in the play and gives it to Ren.
I cracked up when she read "She walks over and gives him a haircut?"
that bit made me laugh so much

09-12-2002, 07:55 PM	#1
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	Quotes?? amsuing quotes Beans: bacon....what part of bacon dont you understand?

06-16-2003, 09:01 AM	#3
flutterby01 ALIAS!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 337	Two of my favorite lines are: "Beans, get out of my house." "Beans, how did you get past the electric fence?"
	__________________ LOUIS: What's living if you never pull down your shorts and slide on the ice, Ren?!

08-09-2003, 12:40 PM	#6
ShiaLuis Shia Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Location: USA Posts: 81	i like the one where Luis says your influrinating. That is just so funny.
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08-20-2003, 02:19 PM	#8
Lucylover22 Young and Hopeless Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 15, 2001 Location: She-Town Posts: 769	Louis: If a chicken had lips could it whistle? Louis: And to that I say why not? Why do fools fall in love? Both, if you did not know are from Snow Job!
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01-24-2004, 10:42 PM	#9
shiamr.hottness Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 21, 2004 Location: nj Posts: 100	this morning i thought i saw a cheese burger doing yoga:louis whats living if u never pull ur shorts down AND SLIDE ON THE ICE, ren: louis thats it...
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05-17-2003, 02:00 AM	#2
big fan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 10, 2003 Location: bell Posts: 31	that is one of the best quotes that i like from beans,he funny but not as funny as louis.

08-17-2003, 07:30 PM	#7
Biffster Member Forum Cub Join Date: Aug 17, 2003 Posts: 2	Louis: My buddy Lenny hates overdue books.....HE HATES EM'! Lenny: It's true. Mrs. Stevens: I was in such a hurry to climb that tree that I punched a squirrel. I know it's not cheating.....but it's really not very nice. Donnie: Mother! There are tons more, but i can't think of them right now. Biff

06-29-2004, 01:52 PM	#10
CrAzY4StEvEnS ~Shia Freak~ Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alameda, California, U.S.A. Posts: 65	first off the on in my sig.. Louis: Uh...i got a question. if a chicken had lips...could it whistle? Ill ask my self that on the bus ride home. Louis: I am not a CLOWN (just the whole sceen cracks me up) Louis: (im cutting some parts out) TUMMY STARTS WITH TTTTTTT! Louis: well, uh this is a map of utah... Louis: look, donny, this morning i thought i saw a cheeseburger doing yoga. Louis: wanna take a seat here next to papa? Louis: Beans do you know what happens when a boy becomes a man? (draws picture) Beans: GROSS! and alot more i cant think of lol. i <3 even stevens
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08-15-2004, 09:18 PM	#11
beansrocks90 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Aug 15, 2004 Posts: 4	louis-your the big poppa wit the big moppa louis-say we start are own flock rite here on the ponda rosa
	__________________ i say we start are own flock rite here on the ponda rosa ---(louis)

10-28-2004, 12:47 PM	#12
D-Dey Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 11, 2000 Location: Long Island, New York, USA Posts: 5,511	From "Stevens Manor," scanned and modified from TV Tome; Louis: "And we have Tawny Dean on piano. She can play any request." One of the Kitna Twins: "Can she play 'I hate it here, we should have gone to Hawaii'?" Tawny[singing]: "I hate it here, we should have gone to Hawaii where they say 'aloha!' and roast little piggies." I should tape that next time it's in reruns.
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01-25-2009, 03:05 AM	#13
courtney.xxo Member Forum Cub Join Date: Jan 23, 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 2	There's one line that i still laugh about every time i think about it. On the episode "the kiss" and Tawny has to kiss that Johnny Tsunami guy and Louis doesn't want her to so he writes a few changes in the play and gives it to Ren. I cracked up when she read "She walks over and gives him a haircut?" that bit made me laugh so much
	__________________ What's living when you can't pull down your pants and slide on the ice Ren?