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lol, Yeah part 2 of episode 1 and episode two should be up COMPLETED by this weekend. (Sunday night at the latest.)
But don't count on it, as you can see, I tend to lie, lol. pat |
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Professor (walking with a book in his hands, talking simultaneously to self, Skipper walks up behind him)- I don't understand it, he breaks every law in the book... Skipper- Professor? Professor- Hi. I don't understand Gilligan. Skipper- Professor, frankly, who does? Gilligan- I mean his amnesia. A coconut hit him in the head, and gave him amnesia, only for a brief period of time though. Now he's just nutty, well, he's Gilligan. (musical interlude into next scene) Maryann- Gilligan, Ginger didn't mean it. Gilligan- Yeah, sure. I'M A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (scratches armpits) Wasn't It Poe Who Said...? Ginger- Gilligan? Gilligan- That's George To You, Gracie where's my cigar? (does awful George Burns impression) Order in the court, her hieness Mary McMillahan approaching the bench... Maryann- Gilligan, have you been drinking? Gilligan- Yeah. What's wrong with that? Maryann whispers- I knew it Ginger, he got into the wine cabinet at the Howells. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Howell- The boy's screwed up enough as it is, you expect us to give him something that'll make him ten times more coocoo? Uh-uh, our luck he'll have a long hangover- the rest of his life! Mrs. Howell- Couldn't of said it better dear, Professor, show yourself out? Professor- Please do not get on my case about this incident. I will not fall into your malignificant hoaxes. Mr. Howell- What does this mean you utter? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skipper- Little buddy lets bowl, with the ball this time, not my finger! (shows bruised finger) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Howell- Gilligan, golf! (Gilligan kicks ball) What's wrong with you boy? You hit it with a club. Gilligan- Give me one. (hits ground, misses ball, brings club back up, hits Howell in the head) Did I get a birdie? Howell- No but you gave me a beauty. Gilligan- Frankly, Nantheus, you're not my type. Howell- Nantheus? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Professor in front of group minus Gilligan I figured it out, how to cure him. in unison- How? Professor- Well, we simply amuse him, be who he imagines us to be, then he'll remember who we really are. Skipper- Reverse psychology would be tricking him. Professor- I know, but this isn't reverse psychology Skipper. Its reverse Gilligan! (nod and go "mmm hmmmm...." in unison) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ THE FINAL SCENE AND EPISODE 2 PART ONE COMING NEXT IN THE NEXT ADDITION OF "GILLIGAN'S ISLAND SEASON FOUR"- THE SCREENPLAYS. Written by Pat aka TV DVD Fan of SitcomsOnline. |
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yay! Can't wait for more!
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GILLIGAN'S ISLAND SEASON FIVE
Starring Bob Denver Alan Hale, Jr. Jim Backus Natalie Schaefer Dawn Wells Russell Johnson and Tina Louise as Ginger 1- "Howell, Inc."- Mr. Howell loses 100,000 dollars after one of his suitcases full of money is swept out to sea. 2- "The Great Caper."- A caper surfaces on the island: who stole Ginger's necklace? 3- "We've Got Tonight, Who Needs Next Week?"- Gilligan and Maryann find themselves next to each other in the same bed in the morning, and both ask themselves how they got there. 4- "The Most Permanent of Permanents."- A permanent marker stain wrecks Ginger's dresses. 5- "The Mystery Voice."- A deep and mysterious voice (voiced by Sherwood Schwartz) plagues the decisions and lives of the whole island. The gang conspires to who is providing the voice of UN-reason. 6- "The Voting Booth."- Elections for offices on GILLIGAN'S ISLAND are held. 7- "The Weight Losing Binge."- Maryann goes on a dieting binge. 8- "The Professor's Newest Student."- Romance blooms on GILLIGAN'S ISLAND when The Professor and Ginger first realize their true feelings for one another. 9 and 10- "The Subtle Move."- Ginger is convinced the Professor is going to propose; when the time comes, it turns out he was just going to ask her "out". A heartbroken Ginger upsets the Professor, who spends the night with her. 11- "Wedding on Gilligan's Island."- In a moment of spontenaity, The Professor proposes to Ginger, who accepts. 12- "Searching for Solitude."- The couple (Ginger and the Professor) seek closure and privacy on the island, leading them to the other side. 13- "The New Hut."- The Professor and Ginger build a hut on the other side of the island, making the others feel left out. 14- "My Skipper, My Friend."- Gilligan refuses to be the Skipper's whipping boy anymore. 15- "Gilligan Doesn't Live Here Anymore."- A mad Gilligan storms into the Professor and Ginger's new hut, announcing he wants to room with them, who deject him. Soon, Gilligan might go to drastic measures to be noticed. |
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1- "Howell, Inc."- Mr. Howell loses 100,000 dollars after one of his suitcases full of money is swept out to sea.
Jackson Farell who just escaped prison finds it 2- "The Great Caper."- A caper surfaces on the island: who stole Ginger's necklace? Don Rickles returns 3- "We've Got Tonight, Who Needs Next Week?"- Gilligan and Maryann find themselves next to each other in the same bed in the morning, and both ask themselves how they got there. I wonder what the Skipper thought when he looked up 4- "The Most Permanent of Permanents."- A permanent marker stain wrecks Ginger's dresses. Those sharpeys last long 5- "The Mystery Voice."- A deep and mysterious voice (voiced by Sherwood Schwartz) plagues the decisions and lives of the whole island. The gang conspires to who is providing the voice of UN-reason. That would have been great to have Sherwood Schwartz do a cameo like that. I belive he said in his book that he was in the crowds on the Rescue From GI scene when they come into the harbor. 6- "The Voting Booth."- Elections for offices on GILLIGAN'S ISLAND are held. Gilligan will finally have his shoes tied right 7- "The Weight Losing Binge."- Maryann goes on a dieting binge. All those Coconut Cream pies add up 8- "The Professor's Newest Student."- Romance blooms on GILLIGAN'S ISLAND when The Professor and Ginger first realize their true feelings for one another. I guess Gingers medical school opened up 9 and 10- "The Subtle Move."- Ginger is convinced the Professor is going to propose; when the time comes, it turns out he was just going to ask her "out". A heartbroken Ginger upsets the Professor, who spends the night with her. Erica Tiffany Smith would be jealous 11- "Wedding on Gilligan's Island."- In a moment of spontenaity, The Professor proposes to Ginger, who accepts. Ginger Hinkley sounds really funny-lol 12- "Searching for Solitude."- The couple (Ginger and the Professor) seek closure and privacy on the island, leading them to the other side. What happens to the Professors hut now? 13- "The New Hut."- The Professor and Ginger build a hut on the other side of the island, making the others feel left out. Still can't beat Howell Manor 14- "My Skipper, My Friend."- Gilligan refuses to be the Skipper's whipping boy anymore. Maybe now the bumps on Gilligans head will go down 15- "Gilligan Doesn't Live Here Anymore."- A mad Gilligan storms into the Professor and Ginger's new hut, announcing he wants to room with them, who deject him. Soon, Gilligan might go to drastic measures to be noticed If he bangs his nose again he will be noticed |
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Those were funny comments. I think I'll have the Professor's hut taken over by Gilligan since he wants to be his own person now.
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I am sure Mr Howell would buy his hut from the Professor and rent it out to Gilligan
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Back with more... And that last comment definately sounds like Mr. Howell!
16- "The Party's Over."- Gilligan throws a party celebrating the Skippers' seamanship when he is overcome by depression on his 60th birthday, thinking he's done nothing right. 17- "Howells in Hollywood."- Thurston finds out his "Lovey" was once offered a starring role in a Hollywood movie beside Cary Grant! 18- "You'll Never Believe This..."- Gilligan is convinced that he has spotted a headless native on the island! |
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Number 18 sounds spooky
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Yeah I think it does too.
19- "Gilligan and the Mini-Planet of the Apes."- Gladys, Gilligan's monkey friend, starts "inviting" unwanted monkeys to the island... big apes who are attracted to her! 20- "Gahlic, Ah!!!!!!!!"- Trying to ward off evil spirits he read about that inhabit islands, Gilligan's garlic keeps more than the spirits away! 21- "Recreating the Destruction of the Minnow (1)."- Gilligan fools around with photography during a lonely summer; he accidentally takes a picture of the island sand, and when it comes out, you need to see the picture to believe it: a piece of the old Minnow that may help to reconstruct her! 22- "Recreating the Destruction of the Minnow (2)."- The "Island Players" re-enact the sinking of the Minnow to see where the missing piece comes into play only to eventually find out that it was not crucial at all to the boat... only part of a paper cup! |
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