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F.R.I.E.N.D.Sforever · 10-25-2006, 01:58 PM

The one with the death of janice!

(chandler is sitting at the table in his apartment reading the paper with a cup of coffee.)
(joey enters)
joey

everyone(grins)
chandler:everyone?i am everyone?god i feel loved.
joey

h it's just you.
chandler:why thanks very much best buddie of myn.
joey:no problem(wlaks out with a carton of milk.
(chandler runs into the bedroom to monica to tell her about joeys rudness)
monica:yes?
chandler:joey joey joey....JOEY!
monica:i gather you can say the name joey,your getting as good as ben when it comes to talking.
chandler:well....well i um i dont really have any quik wit to say back damn it (chandler in a failing attemp to out wit monica like normal.)
monica:honey what dress sholud i wear out to the boating club tonight?
chandler

kneeling on bed)well i personaly think that skin one you have on always isnt worth hiding!
monica:your saying i should go naked?
chandler

smiles)
monica:forget it my brothers going to be their.
chandler:ew no forget it(leans backwards in disgust and falls of bed.
chandler:THAT was meant to happen.

(in joeys apartment with rachel and pheobe)
pheobe

h no.
rachel:what?
joey:hehe
rachel:and what the hell?
joey:just thinking what it would be like with us 3 as a couple.
rachel:joey you no that if its us 3 its not a couple.
joey

laughs uneasily)yea i new that(looks down at his milk)
pheobe:anyway i was thinking about the boat thing we got to go to tonight.
rachel:cant we say were sick ?
joey:no
pheobe:well, why not?
joey:because janice will be there and chandler doesnt no,i want to see his face.
rachel:im soo going
pheobe:count me in totally!

8pm arriving at the boating club.

ross:i have to go pee.
monica:the loos are right over there(points in direction of loo)
chandler:ahhhhh(does stoopid dance thing)
rachel joey and pheobe fall about laughing.
chandler

turns to them)did you no she was coming as special guest from the boat.
joey

mutters)maybe
chandler

turns to walk out before a man gets up on stage and starts to talk into the mic)
man

,i no you were all expecting lady janice
chandler

under his breath)god i hope shes died or something on the boat)
monica

hits chandler)
man:but she has fallen of the boat and to her death im sorry but can i ask you all to go home.
(friends exit in shock)

next episode:the one were chandler think its his fault.

10-25-2006, 01:58 PM	#1
F.R.I.E.N.D.Sforever Member Forum Cub Join Date: Oct 25, 2006 Location: portsmouth Posts: 2	the one with the death of Janice! The one with the death of janice! (chandler is sitting at the table in his apartment reading the paper with a cup of coffee.) (joey enters) joey everyone(grins) chandler:everyone?i am everyone?god i feel loved. joeyh it's just you. chandler:why thanks very much best buddie of myn. joey:no problem(wlaks out with a carton of milk. (chandler runs into the bedroom to monica to tell her about joeys rudness) monica:yes? chandler:joey joey joey....JOEY! monica:i gather you can say the name joey,your getting as good as ben when it comes to talking. chandler:well....well i um i dont really have any quik wit to say back damn it (chandler in a failing attemp to out wit monica like normal.) monica:honey what dress sholud i wear out to the boating club tonight? chandlerkneeling on bed)well i personaly think that skin one you have on always isnt worth hiding! monica:your saying i should go naked? chandlersmiles) monica:forget it my brothers going to be their. chandler:ew no forget it(leans backwards in disgust and falls of bed. chandler:THAT was meant to happen. (in joeys apartment with rachel and pheobe) pheobeh no. rachel:what? joey:hehe rachel:and what the hell? joey:just thinking what it would be like with us 3 as a couple. rachel:joey you no that if its us 3 its not a couple. joeylaughs uneasily)yea i new that(looks down at his milk) pheobe:anyway i was thinking about the boat thing we got to go to tonight. rachel:cant we say were sick ? joey:no pheobe:well, why not? joey:because janice will be there and chandler doesnt no,i want to see his face. rachel:im soo going pheobe:count me in totally! 8pm arriving at the boating club. ross:i have to go pee. monica:the loos are right over there(points in direction of loo) chandler:ahhhhh(does stoopid dance thing) rachel joey and pheobe fall about laughing. chandlerturns to them)did you no she was coming as special guest from the boat. joeymutters)maybe chandlerturns to walk out before a man gets up on stage and starts to talk into the mic) man,i no you were all expecting lady janice chandlerunder his breath)god i hope shes died or something on the boat) monicahits chandler) man:but she has fallen of the boat and to her death im sorry but can i ask you all to go home. (friends exit in shock) next episode:the one were chandler think its his fault.