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isiahthomas · 06-10-2004, 10:16 AM

I was watching a old episode of The Parkers yesterday & she was dating this humongous fat boy named Alan. She was trying to help him lose weight but it was hard for him to do cause he likes to eat. I don't know if ya'll remember Alan in How To Be A Player movie with Bill Bellamy. There was another fat boy as big as Alan in that movie that was his friend. They were at Bill's mom house for a cookout & J Anthony Brown was cookin on the grill. They were sittin by the grill while J was cookin on it. J turned around & looked at them & said well i'll be damn, if it ain't the double scoop twins, thick & thicker LOL. He said i know u 2 swole up fat bast***s wouldn't miss a meal in your life, what ya'll waitin on 9th's, look at them over there lookin like 2 big ole m&m's, trying to outeat one another hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I laughed so hard on that part cause Alan & his fat friend are huge. I saw previews for this new movie called The Cookout with Eve, Ja Rule, Queen Latifah, Danny Glover, Jenifer Lewis & Alan & his fat friend are gonna be in the movie also. I bet both of them dudes will be virgins until they die hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ain't nobody gonna have sex with them. They couldn't have sex with a fat woman cause they'll be slappin bellies LOL.

isiahthomas · 10-05-2004, 12:50 PM

I can't believe nobody responded to this post. GarfieldKool do u know who i'm talkin about? That fat dude Alan that Kim was dating? That's a humongous dude LOL. He ain't got no neck LOL.

GARFIELDKOOL · 10-05-2004, 02:19 PM

Yeah, I know who you talking about. It don't make no sense for nobody to get that big. He is too young to be that big. I think him and the other one was in , "Me, Myself and Irene".

isiahthomas · 10-05-2004, 03:34 PM

Yeah they were in Me, Myself & Irene movie. You're right. It don't make no sense for somebody that young to be that big. I bet him & that other fat boy are gonna be virgins forever cause they'll never get any sex hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

GARFIELDKOOL · 10-06-2004, 10:35 AM

They both look like they smell like sh-t.

isiahthomas · 10-06-2004, 03:13 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I bet when the both of them use the toilet, their asses are too big for the toilet seat hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

moeee · 06-23-2005, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by isiahthomas

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I bet when the both of them use the toilet, their asses are too big for the toilet seat hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

isiahthomas · 07-23-2005, 01:16 PM

I saw Alan & that other fat black bas**rd he hangs with in Ying Yang Twins new video with Mike Jones. Both of them were wearing white robes LOL.

moeee · 08-09-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by isiahthomas

I saw Alan & that other fat black bas**rd he hangs with in Ying Yang Twins new video with Mike Jones. Both of them were wearing white robes LOL.

isiahthomas · 08-10-2005, 04:46 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

GeorgiaboyJeff! · 08-10-2005, 05:13 PM

Ya'll are so wrong lol... Ya'll might get big like that one day lol...

felicitylen · 08-10-2005, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by isiahthomas

I saw Alan & that other fat black bas**rd he hangs with in Ying Yang Twins new video with Mike Jones. Both of them were wearing white robes LOL.

I saw that video. Wasn't he in the Nutty Professor?

isiahthomas · 08-11-2005, 09:37 AM

He was in The Nutty Professor.

06-10-2004, 10:16 AM	#1
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	LOL@Kim's Fat Boyfriend Alan I was watching a old episode of The Parkers yesterday & she was dating this humongous fat boy named Alan. She was trying to help him lose weight but it was hard for him to do cause he likes to eat. I don't know if ya'll remember Alan in How To Be A Player movie with Bill Bellamy. There was another fat boy as big as Alan in that movie that was his friend. They were at Bill's mom house for a cookout & J Anthony Brown was cookin on the grill. They were sittin by the grill while J was cookin on it. J turned around & looked at them & said well i'll be damn, if it ain't the double scoop twins, thick & thicker LOL. He said i know u 2 swole up fat bast***s wouldn't miss a meal in your life, what ya'll waitin on 9th's, look at them over there lookin like 2 big ole m&m's, trying to outeat one another hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I laughed so hard on that part cause Alan & his fat friend are huge. I saw previews for this new movie called The Cookout with Eve, Ja Rule, Queen Latifah, Danny Glover, Jenifer Lewis & Alan & his fat friend are gonna be in the movie also. I bet both of them dudes will be virgins until they die hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ain't nobody gonna have sex with them. They couldn't have sex with a fat woman cause they'll be slappin bellies LOL.

10-05-2004, 12:50 PM	#2
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	I can't believe nobody responded to this post. GarfieldKool do u know who i'm talkin about? That fat dude Alan that Kim was dating? That's a humongous dude LOL. He ain't got no neck LOL.

10-05-2004, 02:19 PM	#3
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	Yeah, I know who you talking about. It don't make no sense for nobody to get that big. He is too young to be that big. I think him and the other one was in , "Me, Myself and Irene".

10-05-2004, 03:34 PM	#4
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Yeah they were in Me, Myself & Irene movie. You're right. It don't make no sense for somebody that young to be that big. I bet him & that other fat boy are gonna be virgins forever cause they'll never get any sex hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

10-06-2004, 10:35 AM	#5
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	They both look like they smell like sh-t.

10-06-2004, 03:13 PM	#6
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I bet when the both of them use the toilet, their asses are too big for the toilet seat hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

07-23-2005, 01:16 PM	#8
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	I saw Alan & that other fat black bas**rd he hangs with in Ying Yang Twins new video with Mike Jones. Both of them were wearing white robes LOL.

08-10-2005, 04:46 PM	#10
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

08-10-2005, 05:13 PM	#11
GeorgiaboyJeff! Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 25, 2002 Posts: 664	Ya'll are so wrong lol... Ya'll might get big like that one day lol...

08-11-2005, 09:37 AM	#13
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	He was in The Nutty Professor.