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Joyce DeWitt · 08-07-2001, 02:17 AM

Hey, since there is no Brady Buch Fanfic board, I guess I gotta post it here! Here's the cast:
Christine Taylor as Marcia Brady
Jennifer Elise Cox as Jan Brady
Olivia Hack as Cindy Brady
Eliza Dushku as Kathy Lawerance
Elizabeth Hurley as Morgana Smithson (later on)
Gabrielle Union as Daphne Smithson (later on)
Suzanne Somers as Chrissy Jackson (and u thought I was gonna say snow..... she's later on)
I dunno who should play the boyfriends, but, here it is!
"The New Brady Bunch"
Episode 1

Scene- the brady household

Marcia: Guys, I have a date with Warren Mullaney!
Jan: Warren Mullaney?! The most popular guy in school?
Marcia: Yes! He's my boyfriend, but this is our first date! I'm so nervous! What if I.... what if I talk too much? What if I dance too long? And what if I.... break out in hives?
Jan: Don't worry. It will be fine. Cause.... well, it will just be fine.
KNOCK KNOCK
Marcia: Will one of you get that? I'm changing.
Jan: Hello? Who are you?
Kathy: I'm you new neighbor, Kathy Lawerance!
Jan: Hi, I'm Jan Brady. I have two sister named Marcia and Cindy. Marcia's getting ready for a date.
Kathy: I have a boyfirnd! His name is Greg McCumber...... and I did say Greg McCumber.
Marcia: Did you say Greg McCumber? He's my boyfriend! (she starts crying)
Jan: Maybe you'd better leave.
Kathy leaves
Cindy: Gee, Marcia is taking this Greg being her boyfriend thing hard... and Greg wasn't even her boyfriend!
Jan: Well, Cindy, Marcia takes things that way.
Scene- Marcia's room
Marcia: I'll get back at that Kathy Lawerance if it's the last thing I do!
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
Annoucer: FEED YOUR DOG IAMS PUPPY CHOW! If you do, then he'll bring back a tree. It's gotta be the puppy chow.
Annoucer: This is called a Pokemon mock out commercial: I'm Misty! I do peace with thre FINgers!!!!
***BACK TO THE SHOW***
Kathy: Excuse me, but I had to tell you..... I broke up with Greg!
Marcia: You- you did?
Kathy: Yes. Now I'm dating a guy named George Glass!
Jan: George Glass? Did you just say George Glass?
Cndy: Don't worry, Jan!
Kathy leaves only to return five minutes later
Kathy: I just broke up with George!
Jan: You did? YES!
Kathy: Now I'm dating a guy named Scott Kleinklaus!
Cindy: Scott Kleinklaus! I like him!
Marcia: You do???? He's a slob.
Cindy: I don't care.
Kathy: Ewwww, if he's a slob, then I won' date him. I'll just go with my old boyfrind, Bryan Good.
Marcia: That's GOOD!
Kathy: Like Bryan.
Kathy leaves
Cindy: I don't like her. She's a little brat.
Marcia: It takes two. Oh, hi Cindy, what's that? Oh...... that's your foot
***LOL JACKIE I JUST HAD 2 PUT THAT LINE IN***
Marcia: Well, I'd better go on my date!
Scene- later that night
Jan: Hi, Marcia! How was your date?
Marcia: It was wonderful! I <3 Warren! Oh wait..... what's this? Hmmm, it's a yellow bracelet! And that means good luck! I hope we have good luck on our new house!
Cindy: Yawn. It's late. We'd better get to bed.
Jan: Yeah. And we can deal with Kathy Lawerance in the morning.
*********************************************
THE END
This is the exact script of a show my best friend and I made with her lil sis's Barbies! The theme song is "Oops, I Did It Again", by Britney Spears and they live in a house that looks lke the Barbie Folding Pretty House (Marcia has her own room, Jan and Cindy share up until season 2). Tell me what u thought!

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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS
p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!
UP YOUR ZIGGY W/ A WA-WA BRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joyce DeWitt · 08-07-2001, 02:59 AM

eHere is a MAJOR and I mean, MAJOR spoiler- I am gonna posted sneak peaks of all the episodes until season 3!
Here they r:
SEASON 1
episode 2: The Bradys and Kathy try out for cheerleading.
episode 3: The Bradys go to the Sweetheart sugar Dance.
episode 4: The Bradys go and have a sleepover at Kathy's.
episode 5: *SPECIAL*- Clue (the movie clue, only brady style)
episode 6: Morgana and Daphne join in the fun.

SEASON 2
episode 7: Kristy moves in and then moves out.
episode 8: Chrissy transfers into Westdale high.
episode 9: *SPECIAL*- The Wizard of Boz (a wizard of oz mockout)
episode 10: The Bradys go to Jacqueline's Beauty Parlor.

SEASON 3
episode 12: The girls get jobs at Jacquelines.
episodes 12 and 13: Jan invites her new boyfriend to dinner, two parter.
episode 14: *SPECIAL* Bring It on (brady style)
episode 15: *SPECIAL* Survivor- I will post the episodes, u will vote em off!

That's all I have planned now!

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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS
p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!
UP YOUR ZIGGY W/ A WA-WA BRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Joyce DeWitt · 08-09-2001, 03:24 PM

Hey, would someone PULEEZE post something about this? Please, I'm begging u!

08-07-2001, 02:17 AM	#1
Joyce DeWitt Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 02, 2001 Location: Manlius,NY (where the movie Snow Day was set) Posts: 450	My Brady Bunch Spinoff- "The New Brady Bunch" Hey, since there is no Brady Buch Fanfic board, I guess I gotta post it here! Here's the cast: Christine Taylor as Marcia Brady Jennifer Elise Cox as Jan Brady Olivia Hack as Cindy Brady Eliza Dushku as Kathy Lawerance Elizabeth Hurley as Morgana Smithson (later on) Gabrielle Union as Daphne Smithson (later on) Suzanne Somers as Chrissy Jackson (and u thought I was gonna say snow..... she's later on) I dunno who should play the boyfriends, but, here it is! "The New Brady Bunch" Episode 1 Scene- the brady household Marcia: Guys, I have a date with Warren Mullaney! Jan: Warren Mullaney?! The most popular guy in school? Marcia: Yes! He's my boyfriend, but this is our first date! I'm so nervous! What if I.... what if I talk too much? What if I dance too long? And what if I.... break out in hives? Jan: Don't worry. It will be fine. Cause.... well, it will just be fine. KNOCK KNOCK Marcia: Will one of you get that? I'm changing. Jan: Hello? Who are you? Kathy: I'm you new neighbor, Kathy Lawerance! Jan: Hi, I'm Jan Brady. I have two sister named Marcia and Cindy. Marcia's getting ready for a date. Kathy: I have a boyfirnd! His name is Greg McCumber...... and I did say Greg McCumber. Marcia: Did you say Greg McCumber? He's my boyfriend! (she starts crying) Jan: Maybe you'd better leave. Kathy leaves Cindy: Gee, Marcia is taking this Greg being her boyfriend thing hard... and Greg wasn't even her boyfriend! Jan: Well, Cindy, Marcia takes things that way. Scene- Marcia's room Marcia: I'll get back at that Kathy Lawerance if it's the last thing I do! *COMMERCIAL BREAK* Annoucer: FEED YOUR DOG IAMS PUPPY CHOW! If you do, then he'll bring back a tree. It's gotta be the puppy chow. Annoucer: This is called a Pokemon mock out commercial: I'm Misty! I do peace with thre FINgers!!!! *BACK TO THE SHOW* Kathy: Excuse me, but I had to tell you..... I broke up with Greg! Marcia: You- you did? Kathy: Yes. Now I'm dating a guy named George Glass! Jan: George Glass? Did you just say George Glass? Cndy: Don't worry, Jan! Kathy leaves only to return five minutes later Kathy: I just broke up with George! Jan: You did? YES! Kathy: Now I'm dating a guy named Scott Kleinklaus! Cindy: Scott Kleinklaus! I like him! Marcia: You do???? He's a slob. Cindy: I don't care. Kathy: Ewwww, if he's a slob, then I won' date him. I'll just go with my old boyfrind, Bryan Good. Marcia: That's GOOD! Kathy: Like Bryan. Kathy leaves Cindy: I don't like her. She's a little brat. Marcia: It takes two. Oh, hi Cindy, what's that? Oh...... that's your foot *LOL JACKIE I JUST HAD 2 PUT THAT LINE IN* Marcia: Well, I'd better go on my date! Scene- later that night Jan: Hi, Marcia! How was your date? Marcia: It was wonderful! I <3 Warren! Oh wait..... what's this? Hmmm, it's a yellow bracelet! And that means good luck! I hope we have good luck on our new house! Cindy: Yawn. It's late. We'd better get to bed. Jan: Yeah. And we can deal with Kathy Lawerance in the morning. ********************************************* THE END This is the exact script of a show my best friend and I made with her lil sis's Barbies! The theme song is "Oops, I Did It Again", by Britney Spears and they live in a house that looks lke the Barbie Folding Pretty House (Marcia has her own room, Jan and Cindy share up until season 2). Tell me what u thought! ------------------ Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house." Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!" Chrissy: "Snort snort." Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache." Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy." Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes." Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?" Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married." KEC JNS p.s. I'M PETER LORRY! UP YOUR ZIGGY W/ A WA-WA BRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-07-2001, 02:59 AM	#2
Joyce DeWitt Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 02, 2001 Location: Manlius,NY (where the movie Snow Day was set) Posts: 450	eHere is a MAJOR and I mean, MAJOR spoiler- I am gonna posted sneak peaks of all the episodes until season 3! Here they r: SEASON 1 episode 2: The Bradys and Kathy try out for cheerleading. episode 3: The Bradys go to the Sweetheart sugar Dance. episode 4: The Bradys go and have a sleepover at Kathy's. episode 5: SPECIAL- Clue (the movie clue, only brady style) episode 6: Morgana and Daphne join in the fun. SEASON 2 episode 7: Kristy moves in and then moves out. episode 8: Chrissy transfers into Westdale high. episode 9: SPECIAL- The Wizard of Boz (a wizard of oz mockout) episode 10: The Bradys go to Jacqueline's Beauty Parlor. SEASON 3 episode 12: The girls get jobs at Jacquelines. episodes 12 and 13: Jan invites her new boyfriend to dinner, two parter. episode 14: SPECIAL Bring It on (brady style) episode 15: SPECIAL Survivor- I will post the episodes, u will vote em off! That's all I have planned now! ------------------ Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house." Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!" Chrissy: "Snort snort." Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache." Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy." Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes." Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?" Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married." KEC JNS p.s. I'M PETER LORRY! UP YOUR ZIGGY W/ A WA-WA BRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by Joyce DeWitt (edited 08-07-2001).] [This message has been edited by Joyce DeWitt (edited 08-09-2001).]

08-09-2001, 03:24 PM	#3
Joyce DeWitt Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 02, 2001 Location: Manlius,NY (where the movie Snow Day was set) Posts: 450	Hey, would someone PULEEZE post something about this? Please, I'm begging u!