9th episode of "Nell" Season 1. Part 2 of Las Vegas

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NELL
Las Vegas Part:2
Guest Starring
Bea Arthur as Dorothy Zbornack
Betty White as Rose Nylund
Rue McClannahn as Blanche Deverouxe
Estelle Getty as Sophia Petrillo
Red Foxx as- Wilson
and
Whoopi Goldberg as Loretta Harper

((theme song))

Loretta: Gosh Valerie. You just get stupider and stupider every day. What were you thinking?

Valerie: Well I the man asked for my rolls and I had to give him a sample.

Loretta: Valerie he was asking for rolls that you eat, not rolls with nipples!!!!
(audience laughs)

Nell: Hi you all are back

Valerie:Yes we are. What have you been up to.

Nell: I have been cleaning the kitchen a little.
(James comes out in his boxers)
(audience laughs)

Loretta: It looks like you were doing way more then CLEANING. HA HA HA!!!!
(audience laughs)
(James runs to the bedroom)

Nell: Oh sisters I can not wait. Tommorrow I am going to be starting my Debut album.

Loretta: Oh I no I am so proud of you.

Valerie: I am proud of you to Nell!!! Say Nell, if there are any single men, give my cell phone number.The number is 555-EASY.
(audience leaves Valerie goes to room)

Nell:The next time we go to Las Vegas, lets not tell Valerie.
(audience laughs and Loretta nods her head in agreement.)
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(In Miami where Mother Maybelle is spending the week with Sophia.)
(in the living room)

(mother maybelle comes out switching)
Mother Maybelle: Well how do I look.

Dorothy: You look great , you are crazy over this Wilson dude aren't you?

Mother Maybelle:If you think I am crazy now, you wont believe how crazier i am in bed with Wilson.
(audience laughs)

Blanche: Well I hope you have a good time and remember the new position i taught you to use, when you are in bed with him??

Mother Maybelle: Yea I remember bend over and BACK IT UP!!!!!!
(audience laughs and Mother Maybelle leaves)

Rose: Well Sophia it looks like your friend is wild.

Sophia: Wild and stupid. Has it ever occured to her that I need a man myself. She is forgetting who the Hell she is spending this week with.

Dorothy: Now ma just calm down please.

Sophia:No I won't calm down, and I am going to give her a piece of my mind. Hey Blanche give me some clothes that look like something only a slut would wear.I am going to ruin her date tonite!!!!!!
(audience laughs and Sophia heads for Blanches room)

Rose: I have a question Blanche, what is Mrs.Maybelle going to back up??!!
(audience laughs wildly, and Blanche and Dorothy leave looking angerly at Rose)
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(Back in Las Vegas in Nell and James hotel bedroom.)

Nell:Oh James I am so worried.

James:I know you have told me 560 times.
(audience giggles)
Nell:Well James you dont understand. I have never really hit the jack pot this big before. I mean I thought I was really big when I got I my own restaurant,but now I am in the MONEY HONEY!!!!!!!!
(audience laughs)

Nell o you understand James??
(James is sleep,laughter from the audience)

Nell:Good night honey.

James:It is about time.
(audience laughs)
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(back at Wilsons place in Miami, where him and Mother Maybelle are having a good time.)

Mother Maybelle: Oh Wilson, oh wilson, do me right big daddy do me right!!!
(audience laughs)
Mother Maybelle moans and groans)
(Suddenly Sophia enters in with a tank top and a bottom of a bikini)
(wild laughter from the crowd)

Mother Maybelle:SOPHIA!!!!! What the hell are you doing here?

Sophia: I came here to lay your ass out!!!!!!
(wild laughter from the audience)

Wilson:Well can it wait I was doing her good!!!!!
(audience laughs)

Sophia chuckles) With that 1 incher come on
(chuckles)
(wild laughter from the audience)

Mother Maybelle: Sophia of all the things you have done to me this has been the most emabrassing and most unforgivable thing you have done to me. THIS FRIEND SHIP IS OVER.

Sophia:Fine with me,and you can pack your stuff and leave you Jackass!!!!!

Mother Maybelle: FINE!!!!

Sophia:FINE!!!!!!

Mother Maybelle: FINE!!!! You flat chested tramp!!!!!!
(audience laughs and Sophia leaves)

Mother Maybelle:Now that she is gone lets get back to doing what we were doing.

Wilson:No after the way you treated Sophia no. Consider this sex date over.
(Mother Maybelle then grabs you know what if Wilson)

Wilson:Well in that case.
(audience laughs)

Mother Maybelle: OH baby.
(audience laughs)
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(Morning time in Las Vegas and Nell is hyped up)

Nell:ONE MORE MINUTE. HERE I AM IN THE STUDIO WHERE SOME OF THE MOST POPULAR RECORDING ARTIST HAVE BEEN!!!!! OHHH I AM EXCITED!!!!!!

CEO OF Recording: Nell Hudson come in your next.

Nell:Help me Jesus!!!!!!
(audience laughs and applauses)
end of Episode 2. Tune in Next Week for Part 3 of this episode of Nell, and something shocking will take place, so tune in I advice you for the next episode of "NELL"