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Sitcomfanatic
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Last Activity: 05-06-2002 08:01 PM
About Me
- About Sitcomfanatic
- Favorite TV Shows
- Cheers, Cosby Show, Family Ties, All in the Family, the Facts of Life, Threes Company
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- NORM: Afternoon Everybody!
Everybody: Norm!
Cliff: Afternoon Everybody!
Everybody: *Silence*
Sam: How's life treating you Norm?
Norm: It isn't, but you can!
SAM: What's the story, Norm?
NORM: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy gets another beer. In this performance, the role of the boy will be played by Norm Peterson.
WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: A flashing sign in my gut that says, `Insert Beer Here.'
WOODY: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: All right, but stop me at one.... make that one-thirty.
WOODY: What's the latest, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Zha-Zha marries a millionaire, Peterson drinks a beer. Film at eleven.
COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
NORM: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
COACH: How's a beer sound, Norm?
NORM: I dunno'. I usually finish them before they get a word in.
- NORM: Afternoon Everybody!