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GrossAdler111384
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About Me
- About GrossAdler111384
- Favorite TV Shows
- Will & Grace, Friends, Charmed, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (sad its ending). Sometimes I watch the always interesting Smallville.
- Location
- Ca
- Interests
- Watching my friends on Will & Grace every Thursday night and Friends too. Watching Charmed on Sundays. Buffy on Tuesdays. I like singing, dancing, writing, composing, and sleeping. My first love is music. Obssessing over Will & Grace.
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Signature
- Audrey "Bouds"
Snippet from Will & Grace:
Ep. The Honeymoon's Over
[AS WILL EXITS INTO THE HALLWAY, JACK EXITS HIS APARTMENT. HE'S WEARING A FEDORA HAT ON HIS HEAD.]
JACK: Morning, morning, morning. Remember we were making those jokes about the gay mafia? I think it's for real.
WILL: Of course it is. I'm sure some gay guy's getting whacked as we speak.
JACK: This is serious. I think that guy I kicked out of my acting class sent them after me. I mean, look at this.
[JACK TAKES OFF HIS HAT.]
WILL: That's awful. What am I looking at?
JACK: [POINTING TO HIS HAIR] Hello?! Dry, unmanageable hair.
JACK: [QUICKLY AND PANICKED] I just got back from the salon, the center of gay culture. The shampoo boy said he was gonna put conditioner in, but I think he just went like this-- Pbllt, pbllt. [JACK MAKES A SQUIRTING MATION IN HIS HAIR.] Nothing.
WILL: Well, that's all the proof I need.
JACK: [PANICKED] And check this out, check this out. "Sex and the City," supposed to shoot all week in my apartment? Then for no reason-- [SNAPS HIS FINGERS] They pulled out.
WILL: What does that have to do with anyth--
JACK: Do I have to spell it out? "Sex and the City," HBO, H-O-M-O. What do I do, Will? What do I do?!
WILL: Okay, here's the plan. Call Dorothy, tell her to meet you at the Yellow Brick Road. [JACK NODS]
WILL: When you get to the end of the road, you'll see a man. Ask him for a brain.
JACK: [GASPS] Hi, are you alone? Did anybody follow you up here?
GRACE: Uh, how about, "Welcome back from your honeymoon"?
JACK: Yeah, whatever, who cares. Listen, I got bigger problems, all right? The gay mafia's put a hit out on me.
WILL: What is a gay hit? "It's Raining Men"?
JACK: This is serious! They're everywhere. They control everything. Who do you think prevented that 'NSync guy from going into space?
[RUNS PANICKED BACK INTO HIS APARTMENT] I gotta go.I gotta go.
- Audrey "Bouds"
