You get spam right?
No? You lucky such and such.

But if you do, please tell us your funniest subject lines of spam.

Here is one I got today for some viagra type thing:


"chastise claustrophobic bureaucracy colorimeter kirk"

Luckily for me, AOL has a very effective spam blocker; however, this came crashing through my computer screen today and landed on my lap.
I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. :eek:

Okay, I just went to my main AOL address which I don't use, and I don't have the spam blocker preference feature enabled.

Here's a few:

Viagra, Free Overnight Shipping (I guess this is when it absolutely, positively has to be 'there' overnight)

Erase your debt, you pay nothing

Get a diploma without the hassle

Bigger is better in everything ;)

Whi S3ttle for anything le$$

Lose 9 lbs in 5 days - 100% guaranteed

Eat pizza, watch TV and lose 32 pounds

So basically, I can further my education, have great sex, lose weight, become debt free, and never leave my sofa.

Where do I sign up?

"You'll be able to do the cha-cha-cha with your credit report"

Originally posted by Janice


Eat pizza, watch TV and lose 32 pounds



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I got this REALLY funny one the other day that said "Earn an all-expenses-paid trip to jail!" :rofl:

Okay, I was going through my folder and realized that a lot of the titles actually run well together - this is the actual order that they were in: :crazy:


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Someone Wants to Date You
Seniors with Asthma Bronchitis Emphysema or COPD
Girl from church is looking for you
Could you use a quick payday loan
Just in time for Valentines
Pregnant, No Insurance, we can help
Use this patch immediately !
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just reading this thread makes me cringe and reach for the delete button :lol:

I get over 50 spam messages everyday... some of the best:

"You've won a free cellphone"

"You can win a new car"

"You can get owner financing on a house, uh, I'm 15"

"Free Viagra!, again I'm 15, won't need that for a LONG time"

"You've been approved..."

"Free Pizza"

"Free Apartment"

"Tired of unwanted emails, we can help!" :lol:

I also get the pregnant one with no insurance, even though I am a male.

I also get a strange one from a "Charles" with these weird subject lines.

I could go on and on...

Originally posted by Brent88
I also get the pregnant one with no insurance, even though I am a male.

Well, I'd say it evens out - considering all the offers I've gotten from Viagara and others who want to help me enlarge my penis size :rolleyes: ;)

Originally posted by Brent88


I also get the pregnant one with no insurance, even though I am a male.



:rofl:

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:rofl:

ROFL!!! These are too funny. :rofl:

Agreed Liza. I think it balances out as well.

I don't get that many spam emails anymore (partly becasue of AOL spam controls...even though I rarely got spam before I got the controls *Shrug*), and the little I do get I usually delete. However, I did find one spam email in my emailbox:

Knock Down the Walls with Your Huge aq51

That cracked me up when I saw it. :lol:

I don't get very much spam E-Mail but I did get one the other day about increasing your penis size. Not going to do me any good since I don't have a penis.

Here are a few subject titles I've gotten recently:

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I could go on.

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Well, that was very enlightening....

Rule #1: Spammers Lie (http://www.badmonkey.ca/files/show.wmv)

...boy do they make that sleazeball look stupid :rofl:

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:lol:

Those are TOO FUNNY! Ever since I don't have AOL my spam folder is empty..I guess I need to go shopping:lol:

my favorite one was "I'm a whore" and I replied and said "well thank you for being honest" LOL

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