Happy Birthday Jenna aka Elaine Benes :birthday:

The only present I could dig up was $182. :D Happy Birthday!

"Cash!? You gotta be kidding. What kind of gift is that? That's like something her uncle would get her..."

"I got her that bench she wanted...
Oh yeah, I'm very sensitive about that. I mean, when someone's birthday comes up, I keep my ears open..."

Happy b-day! Here's a Grand Piano!

I got her a bench!

Thanks guys. My friends took me out to eat and have a couple of drinks. I'm a little tipsy right now. LOL

All nice, but I wrote her a couple of poems:

Ode to Jenna
Think where man's glory most begins and ends and say my glory was - I had such a friend. Hopefully her tendancy to flash shall never come to an end.


Jenna O' Jenna
Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell, and fondled his muscled heart. He embibed her glistening spell - just before the other shoe fell.

LOL that last poem sounded dirty.

Its by a little known 20th Century poet.

Is his name sinatrastar? LOL