They're doing this over at the Full House board and sometimes it can get pretty funny, so I thought I'd try it over here.

And this is how it goes. Person asks a question about the show. The next person answers the question...wrong. The more ridiculous the answer, the better. :D

Example:
I ask, "What is Lucy's last name?"

Next person answers, "Johnson" and then they ask a question.

And it goes on from there.

1st question:

What form of transportation did the gang take out to CA?

Horse and carriage..:D

Where did Ricky work?

At Best Buy!

Kinda brought that one crashing to a halt, there, didn't you DESIlover! :lol:

Yeah Karen. You have to post the next question so we can answer it!:) I'm waiting patiently here...;)

Originally posted by Lodee
Yeah Karen. You have to post the next question so we can answer it!:) I'm waiting patiently here...;)

That extremely weird answer took all my brain fuel to ask the next question:lol: OK;...what was Ricky's signature song?

Yellow Submarine. :D


What was the name of Lucy's salad dressing that she tried to sell on TV?

Nigel.

Where did Ricky propose to Lucy?



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AT Six Flags!

What was Ethel's hometown?

Lower Slobobia.

Where was Fred born?

Finland.

Where did Lucy and Ricky have to hide in order to spend their anniversary alone?

Under the bed..lol..this is too funny.

Where do the Ricardos move to?

The North Pole :lol:

Lucy does the tango with what hidden in her blouse?

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches! (I watch too much Fear Factor! lol!)

What is the name of Little Ricky's dog?

$4 mil worth of emeralds. She was a part-time smuggler. :D


What color was Lucy's natural hair?

Blue

:lol:

What did the two headed- dragon had for dinner?

Pistachio with hot fudge and sardines :lol:

What food did Lucy accidentally "throw" at Bill Holden?

Aunt Sally's Pecan Pralines :D

What was Mrs Trumball's first name?

Genevieve!

Where is Ricky from?

Sweden. Can't ya tell?


Ricky and a Frenchman were going to have a duel. What were they going to duel with?

smelly socks...LOL!

What does Little Ricky own for a pet?

A tobacco picker.

Where did Lucy meet Ricky?

at McDonalds!

What does Lucy write a novel about?

Her Swedish grandmother!

What is the name of little Ricky's dog?

Originally posted by lucyrules
Her Swedish grandmother!

What is the name of little Ricky's dog?

Thom Mc Can


What dance Lucy did when the dog was hiding in her sombrero?

The Salsa!

Where was Lucy from?

Where was Lucy from?

Tokyo

What did Lucy accidentally throw onto the roulette table at Monte Carlo?

Potato Salad.

What did Lucy pretend was a baby on the flight back from Europe?

Mrs. Trumbull's french perfume.

Who were the Ricardo's neighbor's in Conneticutt?

The Kramdens

How did Lucy sneak into Cornell Wilde's hotel room?

She went down the chimney.

What did lucy do when she found out she couldn't be in Ricky's show?

Ran away from home and joined the circus.


What did Lucy steal out of Richard Widmark's backyard?

His henna rince.



Ava Gardner wore nothing but black lace what?

Pizza. ;)

What instrument did Lucy play?

A stethoscope.

Where was Mrs. McGillicuddy from?

The Planet Mars.

What did Fred and Ethel do for a living before buying an apartment building?

They were contortionists.

Who was Lucy's dramatics teacher?

Herbert Kenwith. What did Ricky spank Lucy with?

A 3-D picture of a "schiken" aka chicken.
What was Lucy's hair color?

Blue (to match the Pontiac)

What did Lucy and Ethel raffle off for the Ladies Overseas Aid?

A picture of Ricky getting out of the shower, THEY REALLY WANTED TO GO! How did Lucy pay the grocery delivery boy when he delivered?

With Little Ricky's goldfish.

Where did the Ricardo's stay in California?

Beautiful downtown Fresno, it was a heck of a commute to the studio though! What did Lil Ricky want to be when he grew up?

A cold blooded Swede.

What was Marion Strong's hat made out of?

Originally posted by SPLAIN
A picture of Ricky getting out of the shower, THEY REALLY WANTED TO GO! How did Lucy pay the grocery delivery boy when he delivered?

LOL!!!!! :lol: Sorry didn't mean to break up the flow! lol!

Originally posted by bweir
A cold blooded Swede.

What was Marion Strong's hat made out of?

Waffles!

What did Lucy give Ricky for their 13th anniversary?

A Don Loper original.

What type of lessons did Lucy want everyone to take before the baby was born?

Swimming:)

What song did Ricky sing to Lucy when he found out they were having a baby?

"Having My Baby"....what a lovely way to say how much you love meeeeeeeeee :singer:


What kind of business did Ethel's dad own in NM?

He ran a bookie joint! When Lucy vanced with Dan Johnson, what was her dress made of?

leather!:lol:

What did Little Ricky had as pets?

An elephant and a crocodile. What did Mrs Mcgillicuddy do to pay off her loan from the mob?

Sell her shoes


What did Fred played in the Operetta?

The town PIMP! What did Fred do after every time he kissed his little honey bunch?

Brush his teeth

Where did Ricky proposed to Lucy?

In a bathroom of an airplane. What did Ricky sit on to look taller?

a trash bag full of..trash :)

Lucy takes Ricky to see what kind of doctor?

A Chiropractor


How many cups of rice Ricky cooked?

365

Who were the police looking for on the train going from Los Angeles to New York?

Edna Grundy, infamous grey-haired HATCHET!!! murderess!

Where did Lucy find her train tickets to Florida?

Inside a vault

What story did Ricky read to little Ricky?

Valley of the Puppets.

How did that chicken get into Ethel's hat box?

Originally posted by SPLAIN
The town PIMP!

:rofl: Can you just picture that?

Originally posted by bweir
Valley of the Puppets.

How did that chicken get into Ethel's hat box?

He was put there by the chicken fairy.

Where did Lucy's wedding ring end up in "Building a B-B-Q?"

At a pawn shop.

What celebrity was hit with a pie at the Brown Derby?

Lassie :lol:

What are the ingredients to Vitameatavegimin?

Kahlua and Life Savers.


What was Ethel dressed as for her "blind date" in "The Black Wig?"

as a horse!


What did Lucy and Ethel get jobs as in "Job Switching"?

FBI Agents

Where did Lucy hide the 2 sides of beef from the freezer?

In her blouse of course, which made dancing very difficult. Where did Lucy finally find a bonus buck? Dawsongirl this is the best game ever! Finally, trivia i can answer.

LOL!! I know Claude! :lol:

in her coffee..

What instrument does Little Ricky play?

Originally posted by crazyredhead
LOL!! I know Claude! :lol:

in her coffee..

What instrument does Little Ricky play?

The Kazoo

At what time did Fred called complaining?

8PM Eastern, 7 Central

What song did the "Gang" sing for the barbershop quartet number?

Mary had a little lamb.:lol:


What was lucy's middle name?

Originally posted by SPLAIN
Dawsongirl this is the best game ever! Finally, trivia i can answer.

Thanks. :)

Originally posted by Americantv
Mary had a little lamb.:lol:


What was lucy's middle name?

Rosalita Maria Conchita Guadalupe


What does Lucy accidentaly call Uncle Alberto?

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Rosalita Maria Conchita Guadalupe


What does Lucy accidentaly call Uncle Alberto?

Dahling

What was Tallulah allergic to?

The P.T. What?

Who wrote "The Queen's Lament" ?

Little Ricky did in a project at Kindergarden. What did Lucy and Ethel use to wallpaper the apartment?

Copies of Half-Beat magazine.

How did Lucy finally get to the USS Constitution?

She swam and made it all the way to the boiler room

What did Lucy's slip got stuck on?

Peanut butter that had fallen out of that maid's sandwhich! How did Lucy earn extra money to finance allher clever scheemes?

She sold nick nacks at a flea market on weekends.

In California, what habit of Ricky's wore on Lucy's nerves, or in Ricky's words, "Set her tith on etch"?

Flirting with other girls.:lol:

What did Lucy eat when she was pregnant?

Originally posted by lucyrules
Flirting with other girls.:lol:

What did Lucy eat when she was pregnant?

:lol:

She ate caviar and popcorn.

What was the name of Lucy's play she wrote?

The theme from SHAFT! What did Lucy break down and cry every time she looked at this?

Her wedding ring.

What candy did the Ricardos and Mertzes keep seeing signs for on their road trip through Ohio?

Gummy Worms..

What made the Ricardos bed move back and forth in "First Stop"?

Fred's snoring! What did Ethel always have for breakfast?

Green Acres style hot cakes.

Why did Superman come to the Ricardos' apartment?

To save Lucy from a very amorous Lex Luthor. :grineyes:


What of Little Ricky's did he name Fred?

His own Lil Ricky actually, boy this is a more adult site! Where did cousin Ernie sleep when he stayed over?

With Ethel

What was Lucy's dream career?

To manage a Lucy website! What did Ricky always bring home for Lucy after a hard day at the club?

A sailor.

What was Ricky's signature song?



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The theme from Titanic, sung in a duet with Thank Heaven for Little girls! To appear taller, what did Ricky usually sit on?

A box full of bricks.

What did Lucy do to Ricky when he thought he was going bald?

She stopped knitting booties and switched to head warmers. What did Ethel hear the last time she stood at the Ricardo's door?

Originally posted by SPLAIN
She stopped knitting booties and switched to head warmers. What did Ethel hear the last time she stood at the Ricardo's door?

Are you sure you want an answer for that one? :lol:

What did Lucy put on her eye for the black eye?

Vitameatavegamin, it's good for everything! What did the department store Phipps make that Lucy used every day?

Earplugs to drown out Ricky's singing!

What did Fred make to eat for dessert when the girls went to work?

BAKED HAWAII, it was his variation on Baked Alaska! What did Fred always jiggle in his pockets? PG answer please!

His change that he played jingle bells with!

What was Ethel's middle name?

Meghan Paige Farquar, when was the last time Fred let ethel buy a new dress?

The day that they got married.

What did Lucy do when she had to tell the truth?

Foamed at the mouth and starting speaking Cantonese.

What happened when Lucy met William Holden?

She made him reenact his final scene from Stalag 17.

What did Lucy, Ricky and Fred do to show the people of Albuquerque that Ethel wasn't the real star of the group?

Performed Three Little Maids From School

Why did Ricky leave Cuba?



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He forgot how to exchange pesos for dollars

Where did Ricky proposed to Lucy?

In a long, long trailer.

Why did Lucy want to learn how to properly curtsey?

So she could lose weight.


Ricky challenged the French Apache Dancer to a what?

Limbo contest.

Who did Lucy handcuff to Ricky?



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Ricardo Montleban!

How did they get the handcuffs off?

Ricky bit them off.

Who did Lucy try to perform Romeo and Juliet with at the club?

Richard Attenborough

What happened when Lucy tried her hand at advertising Vitameatavegamin?



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She suddenly realized she could do much better than Ricky. What did Lucy see Ricky and Grace Foster doing in the living room?

Better than her in everything.

Whose Walk Of Fame prints did Lucy steal?

Trigger's

What did Lucy buy from the handy dandy company?

Handy Dandy elevator shoes for Ricky, she figured that would save what few pillows she had left that weren't flattened. What song did Ricky always close his Tropicana act with?

Short People :lol:

Who did Lucy imitate when she pretended to have amnesia?

Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the second. When Lucy was taken to jail, what did they find in her purse? Good one about the song Short People Lodee, i nearly bust a gut!

A love letter from Fred.

What did Lucy famously cook in the Pioneer Women episode?

A bowl of grits

How did Ricky got back from work?

Fred gave him a ride home on his motorcycle.

When Lucy and RIcky went to Europe, who stayed with the baby?

Bill Holden.

What made Lucy believe that she wasn't legally married?



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When she found out Ricky never got a divorce from Carmen Miranda! What did Ricky slip in Lucy's glass when he wanted her to sleep?

A tape of him singing Babalu

Who did Lucy dress up like at Little Ricky's birthday party?

Godzilla

What famous person did Lucy kiss in Hollywood?

Judy Garland

Who sang Nobody Loves The Ump with Lucy and Ricky?



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Xavier Cugat

Where did Ricky and Lucy end up staying in "The Marriage License"?

At the Beverly Palms Hotel.

What did Lucy break just before the big Founder's Day celebration?

A 4 million dollar Ming vase.


What book was Lucy so engrossed in in the first episode?

Lady Chatterley's Lover

What was Lucy's natural hair colour?



You know, this game is utterly pointless, and disturbingly addictive. :)



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Plaid, when Lucy was running out of henna rinse, what did she use to achieve her orange hair color? Maybe so, but some answers are hilarious!

Kool aid

What did the two headed dragon wanted for dinner?

Fettucene Alfredo or the Godfather's brother fredo, whichever fit in the microwave easier. Ricky's rant in Spanish can be translated as . . . .

Whatever happened to Polly??

Where did Lucy's ancestors came from?

Well, it was called Babylon back then, it's known as Iraq nowadays. Or the WMD warehouse. What did Lucy do first thing in the morning upon waking up?

Push Ricky out of his bed.

What did Lucy try selling door-to-door after getting suckered into buying one herself?

Elves. They're handy around the house!


Where did the guys want to go on Fred and Ethel's anniversary?

What type of animals did Lucy try raising when they moved to the country?

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

Where did Lucy hide Little ricky's dog when Fred and the mean neighbor came over?

She dressed the dog up as her cousin Flo! What did Lucy many times get stuck on her finger?

A spike from Ricky's golf shoes

What pasttime the girls took to equal the boys?

When Lucy got a big walk in freezer and put it in the basement of the apartment building, what was her crazy new idea?

To start a whole new franchise idea, MEATS ARE US! How many bricks were in that barbecue that Lucy and Ethel rebuilt?

Two

(Does anybody actually know the real answer to that one?!

How did Lucy and Ethel disguise themselves in The Girls Want To Go To A Nightclub?

What song did the gang sing on their trip to CA?

Carolina In The Morning

What did Lucy keep doing on the tour of the stars' homes that irritated the bus driver?

belching!

What did Lucy eat at the Brown Derby?

a "special" brownie.


What did Lucy have stuck on her head in the subway?

A fan letter from Splain.

Who did Ricky's mother want him to marry?

Any of the young prostitutes he had employed while still in his teens! To get the food in her mouth faster, what did Ethel use? And guys, some of you are a RIOT! Dawsongirl, this idea of yours was da bomb!

A vacuum cleaner.

How did Lucy try to help Ricky get a raise?



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What does the word babaloo mean in Cuba

It's Spanish for shorty! When Lucy's washing machine went on the fritz, what had she put into it?

Little Ricky's dog Fred.

What type of act did Lucy do with King Cat Walsh?

He was the front end and she the BACK end of a horse! When Ethel was leaving the studio after Fred and she did that bit part, what did they accuse her of stealing?

The restaurant

How did the gang get to California?



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They took a ride from members of the Hell's Angels who happened to be going to a Harley convention there. What did Ricky smoke to get IN THE MOOD?

A rose..:lol:

What did the gang eat at that hotel on their way to L.A.?

Four pounds of rice.

Who did Lucy get into a fight with in Italy?

Sofia Loren.


Where did Lucy hide her half of the Bonus Buck?

In teh living room.

Who signed Lucy's orange?

Anita Bryant

What parts did Ricky and Lucy play in Little Ricky's school pageant?

Dawsongirl: I was going to do a bonus buck question but you beat me to it! :p

Originally posted by Larry Surrell
Anita Bryant

What parts did Ricky and Lucy play in Little Ricky's school pageant?

Dawsongirl: I was going to do a bonus buck question but you beat me to it! :p

:lol: At your orange answer.

Sorry! Make up a different bonus buck question. :)

And...Bonnie and Clyde.

Next Question:

Whose "black lace blue jeans" did Ricky have in his pocket?

Ethel's!!

Who comes to visit Little Ricky at his birthday party?

Fred's old Vaudeville partner Barney Kurtz.

How did Ricky discover that he had a bonus buck?






Thanks Dawsongirl! I agree with Splain, this game is a riot!

It flew in the window, tapped him on the shoulder, and announced, "I am a bonus buck!"



Lucy and Ricky did a TV Commercial for what store?

Originally posted by Larry Surrell
Thanks Dawsongirl! I agree with Splain, this game is a riot!

Thanks! I'm glad you guys are having fun with it.

Victoria's Secret

What was the name of the movie Lucy was going to play in, in Italy??

Life is Beautiful.

What car did Fred buy for their trip to California?

A 2004 BMW Roadster...hah yeah right!

Um...Whats the name of the song at the end of the episode "Breaking the Lease"?

Puttin on the Ritz


What did Lucy do during Ricky's 600th showing of their home movies to the Mertzes?

She locked him out of the apartment.

What did Ethel say to Lucy when they bought the same dress to sing together in the "Friendship" song?

That it was OK, she was going to switch to a J Lo open front number instead, after all, they had similar booties! When Ethel listened at the door of the apartment, what did she hear? And i also cracked up at the Anita Bryant answer! Larry must be realetd to Buddy Sorel! LOL~

She heard a wounded moose calling for its mother.
Whose dress shop did Lucy and Ethel buy?

Mr Blackwell's, and it was Lucy's idea to have a worst dressed list! What size dress did Lucy wear when pregnant, or enceinte?

Size 52? She was as big as Ralph Kramden!

What women's club were Lucy and Ethel co-presidents of?




Splain: Larry is the name of Buddy Sorrell's German Shepherd on The Dick Van Dyke Show. I accidentally misspelled the last name when registering, but decided to keep it that way :D

BTW, Anita Bryant was the only celebrity I could think of that ever had anything to do with oranges!

It was called the WAH club, (Woman Against Husbands) Get it? Wah, like Lucy's cry..oh well I thought it was funny.

What song were the Ricardos playing on the piano and singing to in their apartment?

Ooh sry messed up on the last reply, meant to say "WIVES Against Husbands" club.

They were singing the theme from Shaft. What Broadway show did Lucy want to do with Ricky at one point? Thanks for the info Larry, totally forgot about his dog, but that name made me think of him right away, except for the spelling. And LucyFanx, your joke was fine.

Taboo (they were very ahead of their time!)

What famous animal did Lucy impersonate during her act with Ricky in The Pilot/The Audition?

Desi, in heat? Or was it a tsi tsi fly? What was the first thing they packed for their trip to California?

A 25 lb cheese

What did Lucy back the station wagon into when she went to look for Little Ricky's dog?

Little Ricky's dog. I guess she found him!

When Ethel was pretending to be a psychic, who did she try to contact from the beyond?

John Wayne, despite the fact that he wasn't really dead.

When Lucy went hunting with Ricky, what did she supposedly shoot?

A short film she then sent to Spielberg! Who was Lucy's favorite star of all? AND LAY OFF THAT POOR DOG, WILL YA LARRY, THAT'S TWICE NOW, I MIGHT REPORT YOU TO PETA, LOL!:lol:

Originally posted by SPLAIN
A short film she then sent to Spielberg! Who was Lucy's favorite star of all? AND LAY OFF THAT POOR DOG, WILL YA LARRY, THAT'S TWICE NOW, I MIGHT REPORT YOU TO PETA, LOL!:lol:

Or the ASPCA. :lol:

Anyhoo...her fav star was William Hung. She swooned at his version of "She Bangs." :D


Everytime the train home stopped, Fred and Ethel came in with what all over them?

Tramps, who were looking for a free ride on the train. How much money did Fred keep in his money belt?

Nothing... Only 3 "I.O.U.s" from Ricky, totalling 46 pesos ... but he did have 2 stamps in there, which he didn't dare part with -- one with Betty Grable on it, and one with Donald Duck. Y'all do the math.

When the gang went to Albequerque, and 'Little Ethel May Potter ' sang up front, what did the Ricardos and Fred do behind her?

Fred did animal balloons, Lucy did the jitterbug and Ricky organized a union and better working conditions for the stage hands! What was the first song Ethel Mae sang?

"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"


Who was sitting behind Fred at the Brown Derby?

A couple, holding hands, it was Michael Jackson and David Guest! What did Ethel use to cut Lucy's spaguetti?

Edward Scissorhands.

What did Mrs. Trubmle's nephew plan to do with the broken down washing machine?

He was going to turn it into a large screen TV, the kid was a wiz i tell ya! How did Mrs Trumble keep the baby quiet while she babysat?

She sat on him -- that's why they call it babysitting!

Let's face it -- little Stevie Appleby was an ugly kid. What did Lucy proclaim was one of his better habits?

Picking his nose.

What Broadway show did the Ricardos and Mertzes go to see where they had to share two seats?






I am a dog lover, really I am! :crazy:

:rofl: Awesome answers.


Too Many Girls. Lucy just couldn't get enough of that Manuelito. Wooooo! :grineyes:


What of Little Ricky's flew away, supposedly with Lucy's wedding ring in it?

One of the turtle doves Lucy and Ricky had kept from their wedding and Lil Ricky kept as a pet. It used to sit on the elephant once in a while. What did Lucy fix for dinner when the Littlefields stopped by? AND I KNEW THE ANSWER TO THE BABYSAT THING, I WAS TEMPTED TO USE IT MYSELF! LOL! Guess great Lucy fans think alike!

Cheese sandwiches.

How did Lucy keep Carolyn Applebee from knowing the celebrities visiting the hotel room were really Lucy in costumes?

She drugged her.


Lucy snuck into Cornel Wilde's room dressed as a what?

This giant Palm Tree, with the most gorgeous blue eyes! When she took off her Palm Tree disguise, what did Cornel and Lucy do then?

He played Chopin on the piano while Lucy danced with Van Johnson.

How did Lucy find out that Cornell Wilde was in the room above her?




Looks like a Cornell Wilde theme is developing :lol:

:lol:

He sent her a paper airplane message from above. :D


What stock did Lucy buy with the neighbor's grocery money?

Martha Stewart told her about this Enron stock, sure thing she said! What did Lucy do while under Cornel Wilde's breakfast cart?

She picked out her numbers for that weekend's lottery drawing! What was the first thing Lucy looked for in Richard Widmark's house?

She looked around to see if Cornell Wilde was there. :lol:

What gift did Ricky and Lucy give to Fred and Ethel for their anniversary?

:lol: Which question do I answer. I'll just answer both.


Richard's wife.

A Bed of Nails.


After Lucy kissed Bill Holden, what did she say?

That'sa one a spicy meataball! Who did Lucy kiss next?

Eve Arden. Lucy was way ahead of Madonna and
Britney Spears :crazy:

What type of competition were Lucy and Betty Ramsey in?

Wrestling. Mud wrestling. :lol:

Ethel couldn't use a pay phone at the train station because some teenagers were talking about whom?

Their 'night' with Ricky.

How did Ethel and Fred get to the Ricardo's from the train station?

They hitched a ride with the hatchet killer. What's the first thing they did when they got to the house?

They TP'd it, then rang the doorbell and ran.

Where did Fred and Ethel hide when Lucy and Ricky came downstairs?

In the wine cellar. Little Ricky was already in there with the Ramseys and his racehorse, Whirling Jet, who was the drunkest.
:cheers: They all emerged 4 days later, singing Babaloo.

What does Lucy say that Vitameatavegemin tastes like?

French kissing Courtney Love? What did Lucy wear to her first Oscar ceremony?

A potato sack.

Why wouldn't the guards let Lucy cross the Italian/French border?

They thought she was a threat to national security.


To get across the border, Lucy tried to blend in with what?

A bunch of Muslim Women in Burques. What was Lucy shocked to find in Ricky's wallet when she went through it?

condoms!

Who did Ricky's agent send a postcard to that Lucy found?

The DUMP BUSH Comittee, what was Lucy's favorite thing about Hollywood?

The male prostitutes on Hollywood Blvd.

Why did Ricky shave off his moustache?

They found an ant colony living in there.

What famous lady moved in next door to the Ricardos in Connecticut?

The old fruitcake lady from the Tonight show, she was able to advise them on their sex life. What is the first thing the fruitcake lady told Ricky?

Fred Mertz was hot!

What did Lucy try to mow the lawn with?

The old Cadillac Fred bought.

What song did Ricky sing to Lucy at the Mocambo for their anniversary?

The Star Spangled Banner, what was the first thing that shocked Lucy about Ricky on their wedding night?

That he spoke with an accent!

How did Lucy finally get on the ship going to Europe?

She swam after it and and then crawled up the side.


A basket of what was waiting for Ricky and Lucy in their boat cabin?

Dirty laundry.

Why couldn't Ricky play shuffleboard with Lucy onboard ship?

He had date with another girl.

When the gang went mountain climbing, where did they get trapped?

In Malibu. The traffic was so bad they couldn't even get the the mountain.


What happened to Lucy right before the Hollywood fashion show?

She got sick drinking sodas at Shwabs drug store while trying to be discovered, and at the fashion show ralphed all over Don Loper.

What happened when Harpo Marx spotted Lucy hiding in the kitchen?

He made her bake him a 7-layer cake, asap!


How much was Lucy's Don Loper original?

F-R-E......ikin' expensive!!

Who did Lucy want to make jealous with her Don Loper label?

Sheila McRae.

What did Lucy do to get Ricky released from his MGM contract?

She slept with Dory Shary!

What did Lucy have hidden in her blouse when she and Ricky danced the tango?

A picture of Gary Morton.

How did Lucy, Fred and Ethel get the deposit on the house back from the sellers?

Asked nicely.


Little Ricky was hiding what in his room?

A young Monica Lewinsky. What did Ricky like to do with his Cuban cigars?

Use them for acupuncture! (LOL SNL!)

How much money did Lucy and Ricky win on the radio show?

$64,000.

What did Fred do that got feathers all over their apartment?

Blew up a chicken. Well, several. Ethel never should have gotten him that junior scientist kit. ohno:


Lucy was surprised to see Ricky's old girlfriend was _______.

Lucy's mom! Miss Magillicudy.

What was in Lucy's shirt when she did the talent show with the twin boys she babysat for??

12 dozen eggs, at the end of the performance, they all ate this giant omelet! In The Matchmaker, who did Lucy fix up with Sylvia Collins?

Bobby the bellboy.

How did 1,000,000 Francs get in Ethel's suitcase?