From Ethel's work on the Champs Elysee, she ahd no idea the French would so love a sovtic American woman. What movies did Lucy and Ricky see to get in a romantic mood?

Fantasia and Dumbo, for some reason both got turned on by elephants! What was the strangest animal Lucy ever had any contact with?

The Tazmanian Devil :eek:

When they went to the theatre to see "The Most Happy Fella", what did Lucy accidentally knock off of the balcony?

Ricky.

When downstairs looking for said object she knocked off the balcony, she grabbed another woman's________ thinking it was hers.

HUSBAND! I had so many answers that might have closed down this board, LOL! What did Lucy always keep in her purse?

LOL!!!

A bottle of pepper spray..you'd never know when she would need it! (ya know, defense from Ricky?)

In the country, what does Ricky and Lucy raise?

Frogs. They sold them to the local gourmet restaurant for the legs.

What was Lucy shopping for when she met Orson Welles in the department store?

Pudding.


What did she start doing when she introduced herself to Orson Welles?

She showed him all of her piercings and tattoos, they found they had some of the same ones. But Orson's nipple ring was bigger than hers. How did Lucy pay Orson for his book and autograph?

By being his personal slave for a week! (Later he would find out she would drive him CRAZY!)

What kinda act did Lucy and Orson Welles do at Club Babalu?

They did the Abbott and Costello "Who's on First" routine.

What special person from Lucy's past came to the performance?

Originally posted by SPLAIN
She showed him all of her piercings and tattoos, they found they had some of the same ones. But Orson's nipple ring was bigger than hers.

:rotflmao:

Originally posted by Larry Surrell
They did the Abbott and Costello "Who's on First" routine.

What special person from Lucy's past came to the performance?

Her former parole officer.


Lucy did what to Betty's tulips?

She waterred them with Aunt Martha's old fashionned salad dressing. What did Lucy do while riding that tractor?

She mowed several lawns all the way down to Florida, as she could not find the OFF switch! What appliance gave Lucy the most trouble in the kitchen?

Her Ron Popeil rotisserie.

After Ricky planted the bus ticket to Bent Fork in the hallway, what did he tell Cousin Ernie to go to the Mertz's apartment to get as a ruse?

Their microwave oven. He had no idea they didn't even exist!

What did Ernie do with the roll away bed?

He filled it up with wacky tobacky and made the biggest JOINT New York had ever seen, the smoke was so bad even Mrs Trumbull proposed to Mr Ritter at one point! What did Mrs Trumbull get as payment for babysitting Little Ricky so often?

A kiss from Ricky! :lol:

What noise in the Ricardo's apartment kept Mrs. Trumbell awake all night and caused her to complain?

The bed was squeaking. ;)


What did Mr. Ritter think of Lucy's cooking?

He thought it was crazy; couldn't understand why she put butter on bread!

When Ricky hired a business manager, how did Lucy get all that extra money?

Hit the guy over the head with a vase and stole all the dough from him.


Ernie did what to the Ricardo's TV?

He opened it up to free the rabbit after hearting about the rabbit ears on top of it! What was the most frightening thing about the toilet to Ernie?

He was afraid he'd fall through the seat and drown.

What did Ernie offer to do with Teensy to get everyone out of jail?

I can't say but it was the same thing Elaine wanted the trumpet player to do on that Seinfeld episode. How did Teensy defend her house from crooks?

Originally posted by SPLAIN
I can't say but it was the same thing Elaine wanted the trumpet player to do on that Seinfeld episode. How did Teensy defend her house from crooks?

She threw Weensy at them.

What did Teensy see in Ernie anyway?

He had BIG feet and you know what they say about a man with BIG feet? I SENSE A THEME HERE, DON'T YOU? LOL! And i just knew throwing Weensy would be the answer, i thought of that also. What did Teensy and Weensy become famous for?

Originally posted by dawsongirl
The bed was squeaking. ;)


What did Mr. Ritter think of Lucy's cooking?

I KNEW THIS WAS COMING! :lol: Good answer.

What did Teensy and Weensy become famous for?

Posing in Playboy :crazy:


Why didn't Teensy and Weensy's father like Ernie?

Originally posted by Larry Surrell
Posing in Playboy :crazy:


Why didn't Teensy and Weensy's father like Ernie?

He was too damn skinny.

What did Lucy do that got the four stuck in jail?

Originally posted by crazyredhead
I KNEW THIS WAS COMING! :lol: Good answer.

:D

Originally posted by SPLAIN
And i just knew throwing Weensy would be the answer, i thought of that also.

We're starting to mind read. :crazy:

Originally posted by dawsongirl
What did Lucy do that got the four stuck in jail?

She SANG a song.

What kinda dance did Ricky have to do with Teensy and Weensy?

Slam dancing.

What outfits were Teensy and Weensy wearing?

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini's (what else??)

What did they do to sneak out of the jail?

Well, the sherrif was sleeping and dreaming of the Alps, when the girls went by, he just thought it was those huge mountains and they were able to get by him. What did Teensy and Weensy typically eat for breakfast?

A cheese sandwich from the restaurant in "First Stop"

What kind of part did Lucy get in the movie she did in Hollywood?

She was a corpse in Six Feet Under, Ricky had tried for the same part but unfortunately he had come in at six feet seven inches, he got too excited at one of the girls on the set! Stolen but still funny! What did Lucy sing to Ricky when she wanted to serenade him to sleep?

"I Want You to Want Me." :lol:

Ricky attempted to do what for Lucy while she was pregnant?

He tried to do a sequel to the Vitameatavegamin commercial but nobody could understand him, What big movie part was Ricky UP FOR in Hollywood at one time?

The male lead in Gone with the Wind, his line reading was FRANK MY IDEA, I DUN'T WANNA GO TO HOOVER DAM. At least that's what it sounded like. What did Lucy and Desi originally want to call Desilu?

Frethel!

What did Fred win in the cereal contest?

A Paris Hilton video, with an introduction by Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. He watched it all the time, and you thought he was just jiggling his change! When he was watching the video, what did Ethel do? I just LOVED Frethel by the way!

She jiggled her change.

What did Ricky slip Lucy in her drink in the first episode?

One of those date rape capsules, he forgot he was actually MARRIED to her! Where did they go on their first vacation ever?

An amusement park in Red Bluff, California, and Ricky rode the merry-go-round free.

Who was mayor of the town where Lucy and Ricky renewed their wedding vows?

Originally posted by SPLAIN
A Paris Hilton video, with an introduction by Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. He watched it all the time, and you thought he was just jiggling his change! When he was watching the video, what did Ethel do? I just LOVED Frethel by the way!

:o :lol:

Originally posted by Larry Surrell
An amusement park in Red Bluff, California, and Ricky rode the merry-go-round free.

Who was mayor of the town where Lucy and Ricky renewed their wedding vows?

Ahnuld Schwarzenegger. Talk about an accent battle!


Why wouldn't Lucy remarry Ricky?

SHE WAS DRUNK AT THE TIME! (I mean who wouldn't remarry him?)

What song did Mrs. Willaby ("Mother") sing at their wedding?

A RAP song she had helped 50 cent write! What did she try and do for an encore?

A medley of Andrew Lloyd Webber numbers from Phantom of the Opera, what was Lucy's favorite mode of transportation?

The Concorde. She got to the grocery store in 3 secs.


What was wrong with Lucy and Ricky's marriage license?

It was made in San Francisco for Ricky and Brucee by mistake, but they figued I Love Brucee was way too ahead of it's time! When Ricky told Lucy he wanted to shoot a pilot, what did she do?

She yelled "no, don't shoot the pilot, you'll go to jail."

Why did Lucy pull the emergency brake on the train the first time?

She thought Ricky had been abducted by aliens!

What had the thief stolen on "The Great Train Robbery"?

John Wayne's footprints from Grauman's Chineese Theater.

Why did Ricky miss the train?

Too busy flirting with the girl at the news stand.


The hatchet murderess ate what kind of sandwiches?

The Elvis special - fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Why did Lucy and Ethel have to hitch a ride to Florida?

Because they took so long to get ready that Fred and Ricky took off without them.

When they were in Florida, they had a contest about who could catch the biggest what???

Cuban Refugee. I know, that was in bad taste. :lol:

Where'd they hide what they'd caught?

Every body knows the Cuban refugees go into the drawers of that big dresser in Kramer 's appartment. What did Lucy like most about Cubans?

The smell of their cigars.

What did Ricky teach Little Ricky to say in Spanish to Uncle Alberto?

Hi there #%$*^& !!!

What did Lucy sit on of Uncle Alberto's?

His mistress. Tiny little thing she was, Lucy didn't even see her sitting there. But boy....the uproar it caused...


What did Ricky sing to Lucy on their first date.

The entire score of Evita, Phantom of the Opera, Cats and of course Too Many Girls, which some say was really the story of HIS life. The BIG Ham! Why didn't Ricky ever wear any underwear?

Because they gave him a rash.

What was Ethel's maiden name?

Mertz! (Fred was actually her brother)

Why did Lucy think Ricky was a cuban quiz kid?

Because he was a friggin genius, made himself look tall when he was a mere five feet tall, made his hair look black when he was white, performed even though he was always drunk, WHAT WAS THE MAIN INGREDIENT OF AUNT MARTHA'S OLD FASHIONNED SALAD DRESSING?

Marijuana from Lucy's secret stash.

Where did Lucy find the bald men she hired?

At Baldies R Us!


Besides being an excellent hair restoration potion, Lucy's concoction was also great for what?

A paint stripper.

When Lucy and Ehtel redecorated the bedroom, what pattern wallpaper did they put up?

Humping Babylonean elephants from the fourth century which surprisingly got past the censors because the print was very very small and the censors were very very old and sight impaired. Who came out as gay at the end of the second season?

Mrs Trumble. She hooked up with Lucy's mom when she stayed there while they were in Hollywood.

What story did Ricky tell to Little Ricky in Ricky Minds the Baby?

"Goldilocks and the Three Cubans"

What is Lucy's natural hair color???

Dishwater blonde.

What did she rinse her hair with to get it red?

Kool-Aid.

Lucy and Ricky once sublet their apartment to a what?

A hooker...Ricky somehow explained to Lucy and the gang that he would be a little late arriving in Hollywood, but to go on without him. :rolleyes:

Why does Lucy get a loving cup stuck on her head?

Because she accidentally dyed her hair green and wanted to hide it from everyone, so she put the loving cup on her head.
Who did Lucy dance with in a show at the hotel in Hollywood?

Mickey Mouse

What friend came from New York to watch?

Paris Hilton, she thought it would go well with HER VIDEO, you know, as an extra on the DVD. Who was Lucy's favorite comedian?

Ellen DeGeneres

What did Lucy have stuffed in her shirt while she was dancing with Ricky???

Photos of Fernando Lamas and Ricardo Montalban, she certainly could not let Ricky see THEM, he would have gone ballistic. What did Lucy and Ricky enjoy doing in bed?

CeNsOrEd...LoL, put it this way you name it and they did it!

What magazine cover did Lucy Ricardo appear on?

Gentlemen's Quarterly, they didn't know she was just inmitating Chaplin. What was the headline when Lucy and Ricky divorced?

Originally posted by x1LucyFanx
CeNsOrEd...LoL, put it this way you name it and they did it!

What magazine cover did Lucy Ricardo appear on?

Oh come onn..I want to know the DETAILS! :lol:

Originally posted by SPLAIN
Gentlemen's Quarterly, they didn't know she was just inmitating Chaplin. What was the headline when Lucy and Ricky divorced?
Young Canadian boy found sobbing in the street!

What did Lucy drop off the balcony during the play the Happiest Fella?

Her container of birth control pills, what was the first gift Lucy got from Mickey, er Ricky?

A Mickey...hense the name.


What was the first movie Lucy and Ricky saw together?

The Long, Long Trailer :lol:


Ricky hits Lucy where when he tosses his book?

Her left boob. She couldn't stop lactating for a week

What happened when Lucy tried to bake her own bread?

She ended up baking Fred, Little Ricky's dog, instead.

What celebrity's hotel room does Lucy sneak into while in Hollywood???

Tom Cruise's, and imagine her shock when she found him in bed with John Travolta! Who were Lucy's usual three partners for bridge games while in Hollywood?

Larry, Moe and Curly. :stooges:


Who did Lucy kiss when she went on Match Game?

(lol...I'm watching that, hence the odd question)

Richard Dawson, of course! :D
How did Lucy break the news to Ricky that she was pregnant?

She posted it on Lucytalk.

How was Ricky dressed when he got the word that Lucy was giving birth?

Umm...didn't you hear? He wasn't dressed! He was "in the middle of something" when he got the phone call. He had time to put on a robe though b4 he got to the hospital!

Ohh sorry forgot to post another question! Um...What did Ricky say when the nurse brought little Ricky to the window?

crazyredhead quote:
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Originally posted by x1LucyFanx
CeNsOrEd...LoL, put it this way you name it and they did it!

What magazine cover did Lucy Ricardo appear on?
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Oh come onn..I want to know the DETAILS!


Ok Crazy....you remember the book that gave Lucy the black eye? It was the Kama Sutra, apparently Ricky loved all the moves. Lucy's favorite was Missionary! LoL :lol:

Originally posted by Ethel2Tillie
Richard Dawson, of course! :D


:D

Originally posted by x1LucyFanx
Ohh sorry forgot to post another question! Um...What did Ricky say when the nurse brought little Ricky to the window?

That kid can't me mine...he's Chinese!


How did Lucy explain that??

You know she got in her real nervous manner and said "Now Ricky, I can explain!""Remember the month that you worked constantly and decided to spend ur spare time with those other girls?" "Well I got a little lonely and bumped into this man in the hallway and the next thing I knew, you were singing "Were Having a Baby", so I had a perfectly honest excuse and now don't hit me Ricky."

What did Ricky say then?

mmm..I can't say..LOL!

Ricky said, ok you had one child with someone else, i'v e had a thousand, so now according to latino culture, WE ARE NOW EVEN. WHAT DID LUCY DO WITH THE VIDEO SHE MADE OF THEM NAKING LOVE ONE NIGHT?

LoL! Remember when the television producer came to the apartment to see the movie Ricky made, and Lucy decided to mix up the tapes so that he could see some of the movie that her, Ethel, and Fred made...well guess what else got mixed in? Yup thats why the producer loved it so much!!! HaHa

What did Ricky do to Lucy, later on after this "little" incident?

Left her for Paris Hilton.


Speaking of films, Ricky once found a film of Lucy...doing what?

Riding a..horse. ;) (He then got mad because he thought the horse was cheating on him!)

What did Lucy and Ida Lupino end up cleaning in "Lucy's Summer Vacation"?

Originally posted by crazyredhead
Riding a..horse. ;) (He then got mad because he thought the horse was cheating on him!)

What did Lucy and Ida Lupino end up cleaning in "Lucy's Summer Vacation"?

The bathroom. After a wild night of boozing, the guys got the bathroom pretty stinky. puke:

As retaliation, Lucy and Ida did what?

THEY WENT TO CHIPPENDALES ARMED WITH ALL THEIR BONUS BUCKS. They left at 5 AM with two WILD AND CRAZY guys! Who was the most surprising name in Ricky's little black book?

Caesar Romero

What brand of cigarettes sponsored "I Love Lucy".

That last answer was monumentally funny by the way. LOL! The sponsor was the Hershey chocolate cigarette company, makers of those children's chocolate cigarettes, how did Lucy and Desi finally find out they had smoked too much during their lives?

Chocolate started leaking out of their ears.

Why did Lucy really want to go to 21 without Ricky?

Because she knew he had girlfriends in the buildings on BOTH sides of that restaurant. So where did she end up eating instead?

McDonald's

What is Lucy's favorite meal???

Well, come on now, you know how childish she can be, what else but a HAPPY MEAL? What was her favorite dish at the La Belle France restaurant?

French Fries and French toast made with French bread! (dipped in Frenches mustard)

What did Lucy and Ethel want for breakfast when they won the bet about gossiping?

Pop Tarts.


How did Ricky trick Lucy into gossiping?

He moaned Paris Hilton's name while sleeping. Whose name did Fred use in his tricking of Ethel?

Mrs. McGillicuddy

Why did Mrs. McGillicuddy decide not to ride to California in the car with Lucy, Ricky, Fred and Ethel???

Because Ethel had brought a huge kettle full of her famous HOMEMADE B E A N S ! What did they put in the gas tank to get to California faster?

Let's just say Ricky had to go to the bathroom really bad!

What the first thing Lucy and Ricky did when they got there?

They swapped partners with Jack Benny and Mary Livingston.

What did Lucy disguise herself as to get close to Bob Hope?

Harpo Marx

In Lucy's Schedule, Ricky says "We'll give you 10 minutes for this, 15 minutes for that..." and Lucy says "OOh...Im gonna need longer than 15 minutes for that!..." What was she referring to?

DOES THE WORD FOREPLAY RING A BELL????? Boy, this is really an adult board isn't it? LOL! What was the second most time consuming thing on Lucy's schedule?

Finding dates for Ricky

What was the third???

That's easy, thinking up wild and crazy ideas. What was the fourth one?

Restocking the liquor cabinet every day for Ricky.

What was the fifth?

Finding linement for her fanny for all the times that sexist pig spanked her. What was the next one?

2nd round with Ricky! :D

NEXT ONE?

Attending PTA meetings.


Why did Lucy seem to hate Carolyn's baby so much?

Because everytime Carolyn left the room, her baby would give Lucy the middle finger! LOL!

What did Lucy say when Fred bought the old car to take to Hollywood?

"Boy, what a nice, roomy back seat".

What did Lucy do with John Wayne's footprints when she stole them from Grauman's Chinese Theatre???

She sold them on Ebay.

Why were Lucy and Ethel embarrassed when John Wayne came to their hotel room?

Cause Ethel had gas....... :fart: LOL



Why did Lucy keep falling down the staircase?

She was drunk.


But when asked that question, what did she say was the reason?

She said she became confused and thought she was going UP the stairs.

Why did Lucy want Ricky to think the apartment was on fire?

Because she was hiding Gary Morton in the apartment.

What song does Ricky sing when he finds out that Lucy is pregnant???