Anna Gurl :p It's not X-rated, but it'll piss her off just the same.

Hot face.

No doubt, she's hot........I know first hand.

Originally posted by Elaine Benes
No doubt, she's hot........I know first hand.

NICE.:devil:

;)

Sorry Elaine I had to do that.

Now I missed it :confused:

A photo of her roommate's face (real hot). Not sure what guidelines it crossed wrong. Exposure w/out permission perhaps?

Doh . . . I missed it!

here it is again...sorry Bri

Carefull..not sure how much more of this he'll tollerate!

Bri knows me, he knows I mean no real harm. It's all in fun.

here's the other one, oh no what did mean ol' Anna do to me. ;)

topless

backside

There, I edited them myself. Sorry, I got pissed and went off!

Dammit, I missed them again. My senses must be getting weak.

ok

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I see them now. Thanks. Wowzzerz!!

I was pissed like I said. I don't know why. LOL

When you get pissed, just think Sein . . . and everything will be alright. :D

I'm proud of my body dammit! :mad: Nudity doesn't bother me.

Besides, The Chinese Restaurant is on tonite. I'm not a big fan of that one.

Originally posted by Elaine Benes
I'm proud of my body dammit! :mad: Nudity doesn't bother me.

Your nudity doesn't bother me either. :D

:kiss:

oh wait, here's Anna

Ah, the internet nazi. She needs to chill.

I'll get her one day, you'll see!;)

I wouldn't bet against it.

Hey, she has to sleep some time. ;)

She may have to try that Da Vinci sleep. 20 minutes every 3 hours.

I think she knows I'm gunning for her. No commando for her :lol:

Argh! Now I missed it. (aims imaginary gun at own head)

Well, at least you edited yourself. That should count for something I guess. ohno:

You missed all the fun Bri. :D

As did I.

Man...... as did I

I think we need to get on Jenna's e-mail list.

They'll be up again.........trust me.

... like when?

How about around 10-11pm tonite or tomorrow nite. I have to see if I'm tending bar either nite. Business has been a little slow lately due to the weather.

Its probably really cold wearing an elf suit :cool:

It sure is nippy! :lol:

Nooo, I missed em' too

missed them as well. And i would like to say that u are the first person i have heard that isnt a fan of the chinese rest. episode. Its so good, its revolutionary.

Originally posted by ilovekosmo
missed them as well. And i would like to say that u are the first person i have heard that isnt a fan of the chinese rest. episode. Its so good, its revolutionary.

Maybe I worded it wrong, because I don't dislike the episode, I just don't find it as funny as others.

sinatrastar before I forget, I'm working tonite. It'll be tomorrow night. Tell your friends. ;)

It's on the schedule. Might have to get out of class early though..j/k.

Alright, dress warm out there.

oh i c, i find it to be a great episode despite the absence of the k man

Stay tuned........;)

Must see tv ...

just excuse the mess in my room. ;)

The SeinBoards are probably going to experience the most traffic ever tonight.

Well I'm here like I promised. :)

Don't look at the scar LOL

They're back.

my roomie

My room is a mess!

Score!

Nice feet.

Did ya catch them?

You have beautiful eyes.

Originally posted by MillenniumMan831
Nice feet.

LOL :lol:

(Raises hand)

I did!

:wave:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
You have beautiful eyes.
i missed those ;)

Thank god for cable internet.

I have a couple more that I used for my audition. I'll have to locate them.

We'll wait.

What kind of audition

Millen - how old did you say you were?

The refresh key is getting a lot of use on my comp.

21, I'll be 22 on 8/31 . . . hence the name.

I was trying out to be a dancer at the club I bartend at.

That makes sense. OK, I keep thinking 1 of you is too young to be exposed to Jenna/Elaine

They didnt accept?

I HOPE NOT! I was under the impression everybody here was 18 or older?!?

Originally posted by sinatrastar
They didnt accept?

No, I bet it has alot to do with this grotesque scar on my stomach! :mad:

I'm actually only 9 myself :baby:

What happened, did Raquel Welch attack you :(

When I was little, I was accidentally stabbed with a sharp stick by a kid playing around. It took like 18 stitches to close.

The little Bast@##

Believe me, I curse him everyday! :mumble:

Once more

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anna gurl

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don't forget the infamous sleeping pic ;)

My rods and cones are all screwed up!

the other pics must be on the other camera, I'll hunt them down and have them up hopefully by this week. I'll let you all know. :kiss:

Ya, keep yer biggest fan posted.

"Boy! What a story! I'm speechless. Speechless. I have no speech."

"I'm out... yeah, I'm out... I'm out of the contest."

"It moved"

No doubt, "she took it out".

"she what?"

Your having a nice pleasant conversation about Seinfeld and then, It?
It.
Out?
Out.

"Yessiree Bob"

cya-

I could be wrong, but I think ilovekosmo is the one you're thinking of, as far as not being 18+, Sinatra.

I'm pretty sure it's Colonel Juke N Jive.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
I could be wrong, but I think ilovekosmo is the one you're thinking of, as far as not being 18+, Sinatra.

I think your right Unc Bob, and Brian may also be correct.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I'm pretty sure it's Colonel Juke N Jive.

You are right. I am only 14... I feel so young. But I'm kind of "different" my favourite singer is Frank Sinatra :king:

Frank at 14, that is a little odd. ;) Just kidding, he is timeless. Well cover your eyes anytime Elaine Benes posts, your too young to see what she is up to.

Juke 'n Jive, you oughtta ask your parents to give you "the talk."

:D

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Frank at 14, that is a little odd. ;) Just kidding, he is timeless. Well cover your eyes anytime Elaine Benes posts, your too young to see what she is up to.

That's exactly what I want to avoid. ;)

Believe me, I don't want to corrupt any young minds. That's why I don't make any big announcements of when I'm going to do it.

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Frank at 14, that is a little odd. ;) Just kidding, he is timeless. Well cover your eyes anytime Elaine Benes posts, your too young to see what she is up to.

:lol:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Juke 'n Jive, you oughtta ask your parents to give you "the talk."

:D

I've had "the talk". lol

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what was it?

me silly

just some thong shots

once more

:eek: I was a little late

;)

...............

;)

Lainster did a flash and run ...

She knew I was online I think.

Hey nobody wants to see a pic of me?

Originally posted by Anna Gurl
Hey nobody wants to see a pic of me?

Yes we do.

Cool, my name is Anna by the way. I think it sucks that Jenna didn't get the job.

We do too . . . and OF COURSE we'd love to see some Anna pics.

Maybe I'll let Jenna take them ;)

That's the spirit!

Just kidding, I'm not out there like her. She just doesn't give a ****!

Originally posted by Anna Gurl
Just kidding, I'm not out there like her. She just doesn't give a ****!

Then go away. LOL JUST KIDDING!! Too bad though. I was impressed with the one pic. of you she put up.

Dutabi did really like that one alot.

Now I have to deal with two?!?

Methinks Anna is too tame.

Cross your fingers! Check that I should be crossing MY fingers. ;)

Or maybe you monitoring the messageboards should "slip your mind" for a while...hehe

New Haircut

this was just taken

Where?

I guess nobody was here when I did it. LOL

Looks like it

Here it is again

Nice haircut??

That was the pic I just took. Believe it or not, I walk around like that in my apartment.

I guess I believe it. You have a lot of wood in there - looks like a ski lodge!

this is the haircut pic

Nice style

Thanks, who says I can't be a dancer?!?

Not me :eek:

It's all because of my freakish scar I bet.

Maybe it is for the best, there is more to you than beauty

thanks sweetie.......just for that, here's one more.

im too slow

here it is again

You are too much

what can I say. :D

gunslinging again I see Elaine.

I'm missing all the good stuff.

Originally posted by MillenniumMan831
I'm missing all the good stuff.

:p

why is nothing appearing on the screen? are we staring at gray background?

Hey Cosmo - Welcome. We are now staring at a blank background, our little Ms. Lainey posts a pic and then takes it down quick. Its not always gray.

Hey Cosmo, all we need now is a Jerry Seinfeld and a George Costanza! LOL

I wonder if I should wear garlic like Kramer did, to "keep the ladies away."


:lol:

I hope you stick around here for awhile. :D

Oh I will

good :kiss:

Who is that in your avatar? (just curious- don't laugh if its a dumb question)

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
Who is that in your avatar? (just curious- don't laugh if its a dumb question)

I'll give you a hint. She played "Elaine" on that one sitcom..ehh what was it..can someone help me?

apparently, I am misusing the term "avatar" , because that isn't what I meant.

That's Elaine Benes in my avatar if that's what you meant.

aka Julia Louis Dreyfus

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
apparently, I am misusing the term "avatar" , because that isn't what I meant.

Oh hehe sorry. The avatar is the picture people have under their username.

Is Brian here?

I don't see him. Hehe.

He He is right. :grineyes:

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OMG!!!

That's my new haircut

Huh . . . oh yeah, your hair looked nice too. :D

I love it like that. It's so much easier to maintain.

Seriously, I like it better shorter. Looks more professional.

Thanks sweetie. It's great. You guys better serve up some pics soon. LOL

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Thanks again!

:D

I'm one step behind. Are they repeats Elaine, or new material?

For you sweetie, they are repeats, but I'll create some more soon. ;)

:notworthy patriot:

:lol: Gosh, I think I'm drunk. I can't stop laughing over here.

And we can't stop pushing the refresh button.

LOL

s.o.b. I chose the wrong times to take naps.

this is for you Dutabi84

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WOW that is hot. Very nice. party:

:kiss:

you like my hair?

Definetly. It looks very nice, gets my stamp of approval!

"How could anybody not like you?":D

Thanks sinatrastar. Sorry if I acted stupid last night, I was a tad bit tipsy.

I always seem to miss the fun?

Will you put some more up, if I post one of myself?

LOL - I think its usually like 9-11 E.S.T. that is when Benes is on the prowl, er ... I guess you can just check the post times yourself.

As to the second part :nonono:

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
I always seem to miss the fun?

Will you put some more up, if I post one of myself?


Hahahahahahahaha...just wait, she'll do it for you. Go ahead and, yeah don't put racy photos of yourself up. hehe.

You will not be disappointed.

I wasn't thinking of doing so. I have just one picture of myself playing basketball, since I dont own a scanner.

a tad bit tipsy.
Giddy-up :cheers:

How about tonite? I'm currently scowering for other pics of myself. I took a bunch of them when I auditioned to be a dancer at the club I work at now.

I'm down with that.

age check for Cosmo?

Yes please

oh yeah, I forgot about that. How old are ya Cos?

22 Years of age.

Hmmm? I should be around here around 10-11pm

If I ever become uber rich, you're getting a digital camera. :D

what

How the heck did that happen?

I tried deleting your post, but I think I saved it by accident.

did what happen?

Hi Cosmo

hi, whats going on

just posting pics of myself as always.

where, i don't see anything? in this thread?

A moderator is lurking...

I'm fast LOL

I guess they don't even stay up long enough to see. Oh, well. I was just using it as an excuse to stop working on my 25 page report for a few minutes.

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
I guess they don't even stay up long enough to see. Oh, well. I was just using it as an excuse to stop working on my 25 page report for a few minutes.

For school or work? Either way that truely sucks.

me

black thong

Nice..calendar

pink thong

Originally posted by Dutabi84
For school or work? Either way that truely sucks.

School. I'm working to become a sportswriter, so its worth it, I hope.

Did ya catch them?

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
School. I'm working to become a sportswriter, so its worth it, I hope.

Well, write about how KG is the world's best athlete, and how they're gonna win it all this year.

One of them.


:eek:

sadly i missed the pink one.

pink

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Well, write about how KG is the world's best athlete, and how they're gonna win it all this year.

Actually its about sabermetrics and the relationship between WARP3 and FAAR.

pretty in pink

Ok, well good luck with that, buddy. I suppose there is a ton of stuff you can dig up on sabermetrics.

Originally posted by Maestro
pretty in pink

;)

Agreed.

:notworthy

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I'm missing them again. Cripes!

Cripes here, too! lol! I can't see them.

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1 min too late ;)

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That is going to be the next Who Am I? pic :happyface

:blush: