LOL I dare you! ;)

d'oh

Who am I?

Hey Dut. I wouldnt dare Elaine - that's all yours.

"Ready for action"

Originally posted by Elaine Benes
Who am I?
:cool:

Hey Elaine, any more where that came from?

I'm always a day late and a dollar short.

Check out my toe ring ;)

If I can quote one one of my favorite old school wrestlers:

"Simply Ravishing"

Is that Rick Rude?

Yep . . . he didn't really say it often but it was on the back of many of his robes.

I liked him - he would lay a kiss on a woman from the 'audience', at least I think that was him.

I remember Rick Rude. What about Jake the Snake? LOL

After seeing that wrestling documentary I felt sorry for Jake the Snake.

Rude made the mistake of trying to lay a wet one on Mrs. Roberts. Jake was one of the best.

Sheesh. Everyone here watch Wrastlin' 'cept me? I could never get into wrestling. Never liked it.

then there was the guy with the bird, I forget his name.

The Birdman Koko B Ware . . . that poor guy couldn't buy a victory.

I used to watch it when I was younger, I havent seen it in a while. I actually used to tape it alot, when I was going through some old stuff I found a match with Hulk Hogan v. King Kong Bundy.

He could dance tho.

Jerry mentioned George the Animal Steel, as a comparison to Manhands.

Miss Elizabeth has nothing on our Lainey.

And he had a catchy song. I've got well over 400 videos I've bought from local video stores, ebay, used music stores, anywhere and everywhere. I'd hate to compute how much $$$ I've unloaded on them but I wouldn't sell them away for anything.

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Miss Elizabeth has nothing on our Lainey.

Unfortuantely, Miss Elizabeth passed away last spring.

What are on the vids? Wrestling?

Originally posted by MillenniumMan831
Unfortuantely, Miss Elizabeth passed away last spring.

Miss Elizabeth died?!? :eek: How did that happen? She wasn't that old was she?

Originally posted by sinatrastar
What are on the vids? Wrestling?

Nice avatar. Yeah, I've got old WrestleManias, SummerSlams, Royal Rumbles, ect. Basically, when onw of the old video stores would go out of business, I'd gobble up all their vids for $3-5 each. Then, it turned to a collection and grew like a monster. They came in handy when I was ill last week. As for Miss Elizabeth, I THINK she passed away from mixing pain killers and alcohol. Something like that.

I was in WrestleFest. I mean you can see me in the crowd, I wasn't in it. It was at County Stadium in Milwaukee way back when, I am trying to remember who was there, all that sticks out is that Bobby the Brain was wearing his neck collar. But I think he had that on for like 3 years :lol:

This was it:

http://attitudeinabox.tripod.com/archive/wf89main.html

I have 3 matches from that event. Are you easily identifiable? Or like a grain of sand on the beach? I believe Heenan wrestled the Warrior and found himself running in circles until he was caught.

I kinda feel bad that we infiltrated Lainey's picture thread with old school wrestling talk. Believe me Miss Benes, when you're ready to take back your thread, go right ahead.

I will move the talk to the Hello ... thread and leave this for Lainey

Some eye-candy to view in the meantime.

http://sportsbybrooks.com/sbbgig887.html

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I missed it, dammit.

..

Huminuhuminuhuminuhiminuh

..............................

Thank you very much.

I know, that last one was lame because it's just my face, but I had it, so I used it. LOL

mmmmm........ I finally caught one.

Argh...hate to ask, but can you post it again?

..........

did you get it?

Woo hoo, Elaine! I think I'd fit in behind you very well....

Yes. Spank..errr thank you very much.

pink

Oh WOW!

:-P

Ehh..hehehe.

And there you have it.

I found some old pics of me from the summer.

Postable pics?

LOL I think so.

Super!

Bikini

Must be hot in your apt to have to wear a bikini.

..............

They get better and better.

........

OMG!!!!!!!!!

that's it for now.

(Standing ovation)

one more

You're a treasure!

:D

That's it I promise.

If you broke your promise, it wouldn't break my heart.

nah, that's really it for now.

................................................................................................

Doh, I missed it!

no you didn't

Alrighty then.

OMG

:confused:

Damn last second homework, distracting me from what's clearly more important.

.

bad timing 2night :mad:

..

last summer

That is one thin string!

....

My timing is the worst. Farfigneugen!

Nice. There's no way your scar could look worse than the massive white blockout you put over it :P

I hate that scar! :mad:

I have a scar on my right wrist from breaking a window.

Another scar on the back of my left hand, from playing basketball. A bat flew over my head, scared the living s**t out of me, so I ran, but forgot to move my legs! LOL! And I fell and slid across my hand on the court.

well when you post your pic, I'll allow you to cover it up. ;) :p

Im getting the scanner fired up.

The webcam is downstairs. Too lazy.

My brother takes my mom's digital camera when he goes to Thailand. Damn him.

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Did you really post a pic or are you pulling my leg?

It was up there - with some whited out parts.

It wasnt X or even PG rated though.

Show me

EDIT

Originally posted by Maestro
[img]monkeys

Behold: the power of x

Is that better...?

Hey... don't burn me now Dutabi84....

I'm messin' like the rest & don't want that left up.

Dutabi84...

==> http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/images/edit.gif

lol..couldn't resist a good x joke.

I get it....

that's what I get for messin' around I guess.

I'as sweatin' bullets :)

Originally posted by Maestro
I get it....

that's what I get for messin' around I guess.

I'as sweatin' bullets :)

It wasn't showing an image though...I don't get it. Maybe it was just screwed up for me. Sorry if that was up too long.

What the heck did I miss?!?

Originally posted by Elaine Benes
What the heck did I miss?!?

To be honest, I'm not completely sure. LOL!

I cant tell what transpired, it looks funny though.

Trying to impress the ladies (lady), Maestro thought he was slick... funny...
but was stupid & got caught...
but apparently escaped & evaded unscathed.

I'm impressed and I don't impress easy. ;)

Now this is a woman that knows how to make a guy feel good.

(Maestro figures to shut up now...)

I'm still not sure what she was impressed by ;)

'it' ;)

it, out?

Out!

Coming soon..........































































lingerie ;)

Oooooooooo baby. How soon?

kittens are gonna be dropping like flies...

well, that club in Chicago wants to see photos of me in lingerie so I thought I'd share with the rest of the class.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
kittens are gonna be dropping like flies...

My neighbor's kittens always find their way on the hood of my car and leave prints all over so I'm all for it.

Originally posted by Elaine Benes
well, that club in Chicago wants to see photos of me in lingerie so I thought I'd share with the rest of the class.

*raises hand* I think I need some assistance Ms. Jenna.

Please excuse my lame joke.

I just took two pics

thank you anna

We're intrigued. How do they look?

The kittens are being dangled over a firepit by their tails...just waiting for the trigger.

blocked out the boobs

We seem too slow.

me and anna in garters

whoa! :eek:

Am I the only one that can't see anything ?!?!?!?! I'm refreshing like made and NOTHING. Panic is setting in.

No your not Dutabi.
I was fresh between those posts & saw nothing also.

it was there and poof it wasn't

I'm quick :D

who was that other girl?

my roomie. She played dress up too. :D

she's uh...pretty

Well no point in living now.:smash:

She's feeling pretty frisky tonite. :grineyes:

She's rubbing my feet now.

Originally posted by Elaine Benes
She's rubbing my feet now.

Oh my.

*gulp*

mmmm I uh gotta go now

:seeya:

I can only imagine to do what...dang I gotta get a girl friend. LOL!

I rest my eyes for hopefully 2 seconds, I open them up and it's 7:00 A.M. Needless to say, I dropped the ball and missed everything.

Excuse me, I must cry now. :(

Originally posted by MillenniumMan831
I rest my eyes for hopefully 2 seconds, I open them up and it's 7:00 A.M. Needless to say, I dropped the ball and missed everything.

Excuse me, I must cry now. :(

Don't worry I'm still here :D *MillenniumMan831 slowly walks away*

I hear you Millen, I failed to check in and sounds like I missed quite a show.

Originally posted by Elaine Benes
my roomie. She played dress up too. :D
This one has really got me thinking :eek:

I'm requesting a rerun of the previous episode. However, I have to work at 6:30AM tomorrow, so I'm hoping not to miss it AGAIN.

am I the only one who saw it? LOL

Originally posted by Brian Damage
am I the only one who saw it? LOL

Yes. Hopefully the newer episodes last longer than 5 seconds..I was refreshing like a crazy sumbiatch and didn't get to see anything.

LOL I admit, I was pretty quick last night. Anna doesn't want me to show that shot of her and I.

I wont tell if you dont ;)

shhhhhh Maybe later ;)

Otay - I will check in later. Are you on duty tonight or off?

I think I'm on duty tonite.

wanna see my scar?

It's a very risque photo I took almost two years ago.

I guess nobody's here. LOL

Lainey?

whoa whoa whoa I'll see it!

Ok I got my clicking finger all ready to go. The refresh button is getting a workout.

don't laugh

at what?

.....

:happyface

The scar isn't as bad as I was expecting. Not bad at all.

P.S. what were you doing in that picture?:D :lol:

i think the title gave all the info you needed ;)
I wonder if the dynamic duo will appear?

I had a....well let's just say a toy.

Oh lol I missed the title, but it was obvious nonetheless.

I vote for the dynamic duo.:wave:

Originally posted by sinatrastar
i think the title gave all the info you needed ;)
I wonder if the dynamic duo will appear?

Who's that?

You mean me and Anna?

?

The pic we all missed last night, 'cept for Brian.

W/ your roommate I guess.

yes - there i was

LOL I promised I wouldn't show that one again. Showing me is one thing, but she'll kill me.

That makes sense

That's a shame.

not for me :grineyes:

sinat
...

Nice pants. Let's see if I got me here somewhere...

Cant beat fushia shorts.

Show me dammit!

...Me...

I did!

nice smile LOL

I missed it

oh

Nice bod

LOL now she knows what it's like to be us. Kind of.

We probably look forward to it more than she does. :lol:

When you decide to show me the equipment, then I'll get excited.

Hahahahahha..that'll never happen.

That's a nasty scar right

I didnt even notice it.

see

Originally posted by Elaine Benes
That's a nasty scar right

No.

I think that's why this club won't let me dance.

....or maybe they think I'm ugly.

....

^That you?^ Being ugly is NOT the problem. They might just be overly picky about the scar. Which is unfortunate.

...........

rats - dont worry Elaine, its not the looks, maybe its the moves?

I thought about that. I am a rocker in my heart. I hate all this hip hop crap that the dancers come out to at my club.

Hiphop is definetly the primary music these days for clubs. That's what I've noticed, anyway.

did you see the last shot? I took that yesterday.

I didnt

Negative

....

:grineyes: :eyes: :liplick:

Yeah, you are definetly good looking.

!

No no no!!! I missed them again! Well, I'm on my way to work now. Hopefully, better luck in the future.

BTW, hip hop sucks!!!!

I can't believe Elaine showed the ever elusive scar.

I felt bad that I couldn't show a certain other pic, so I decided to expose myself.

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:confused: Hey Lainey :wave:

Hey sinatrastar :wave:

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:mad:

............................

That was about 2 years ago.

nice smile

braces helped

Holy moistness Batman!

Toys! LOL

It was also 10 more pounds ago. :rolleyes:

:whip

wanna see a more recent one? all tanned and buffilicious?

if its not too much trouble

.......................

I almost forgot what those looked like ;)

LOL I guess you're married? :lol:

that would make sense :D

I've heard the horror stories my friend. ;)

Originally posted by Elaine Benes
wanna see a more recent one? all tanned and buffilicious?

Over here. I'd like to see you in all your tanned glory.

Originally posted by Elaine Benes
I've heard the horror stories my friend. ;)

Kramer: So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Jerry: Yes. We did.

Kramer: Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something. There isn't.

Jerry: There isn't?

Kramer: Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry:? Marriage? Family?

Jerry: Well...

Kramer: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

Jerry: Really?

Kramer: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.

Jerry: I can?

Kramer: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You talk about your day. How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?

Jerry: Boy.

Kramer: It's sad , Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs..

Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.

Kramer: Oh, you have no idea.

:lol:

scar

pose

Yumminess times 2.

tan

X3

...

what was that?

looks like the sheriff is in town.

Ahhh, it was nothing I was going to play a joke, but decided it was corny.

surprise!

anna

I guess nobody's here to appreciate it

A little late.

She seems to be a fan of the pop-in.

Will anybody be around tonite?

I can certainly try to be, whatcha got in mind Mz. Benes?

me and my roomie perhaps

I thought she was off limits? :cool:

she said she didn't care just as long as she is blacked out.