Emma and I started to write this some time before my vacation in hell... and we figured it's about time to start posting... especially since someone whom I won't mention by name [:mooner:] has been bugging her.... ;) Anyhow, enjoy it!


and uh...


PEACE!




FLYING HIGH
By Emma and cat
Disclaimers: bla bla bla


Jinny was looking out the window.*’’Damn, would ya look outside? Has anybody checked the weather forecast?’’

At that one of the officers switched on the TV and the announcer of the weather channel started to talk mid-sentence. "...unusual for San Francisco, but weirder things have happened. Now let's move on to the east coast..."

"Damn we just missed it." Magda said and switched the TV off again as their Captain walked out of her office, just having seen the latest weather forecast on her own TV.

"Is anybody else worried here?" She asked, looking at her inspectors who were all gathered in the bullpen.

"About what?"Jinny asked. "We just missed the weather,did you see it?"

"That's what's worrying me." Kate said. "There's a hurricane warning. I'm gonna send everybody home." She said, upon which they all jumped up, grabbing their stuff.

"... everyone except the core crew..." She stopped them and looked at her best inspectors, namingly CD, Nate, Jinny, Magda and Raina. They groaned while those who got off left before Kate could say something else.

"Cap,I'm flattered ya think so highly of me...but I'd rather have ya consider me a grunt for now,and let me go home..." Jinny pouted.

"I can't let everybody go home, you all know that. So no more whining, go back to work." She said and walked back into her office.

"Shouldn't we barricade the windows and stuff, just in case?" Nate asked.

"Yeah,lets barricade her into her office!" Jinny smirked.

"Jinny!"Magda scolded.

"I HEARD THAT." Kate called out from her office and they all laughed. "But seriously, that's a good idea about the windows. Go do it." She commanded them.

"Oh fun." CD rolled her eyes and started to put stuff off her desk. Nate helped her and soon they had the desk empty.

Jinny gave them a look at that. "That looked like you both have a lot of practice when it comes to clearing off a desk..."

lol. this is great so far! post more soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by croatian_princess
lol. this is great so far! post more soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ty Ty *bows* We're workin on more now. And I think in the next post you'll probably get why it's called Flying High;)

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Ty Ty *bows* We're workin on more now. And I think in the next post you'll probably get why it's called Flying High;)

LOL yeah we're diligent ;) But I dunno if I wanna reveal that yet... hmmmmm.... whatcha think Emma, should we post a lil more or wait some more?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LOL yeah we're diligent ;) But I dunno if I wanna reveal that yet... hmmmmm.... whatcha think Emma, should we post a lil more or wait some more?

I think you should post more!...it's great so far.....:D :D :D

Yeah,suuuuure.Why not?lol If you guys liked that post you'll love the next one!! lol;)

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Yeah,suuuuure.Why not?lol If you guys liked that post you'll love the next one!! lol;)

hell yeah LOL ;)

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"Well usually we just sweep everything off..." Nate laughed but got a dirty look from CD for that.

"I don't think I wanna know anymore."Jinny raised her eyebrow,as she pushed her desk infront of Kate's office door,and saracastically blew her a kiss threw the window. Then her phone instantly rang. "Exstead." She answered.

"Exstead you have 5 senconds to move you desk! "Kate stated. "Five...four...three..."

Jinny at that sat down on her desk and laughed.

Kate knocked on her window and motioned the others to move the desk. In return for Jinny’s comment CD and Nate each took hold of the desk on either side and carried it, with Jinny on it still, to the window.

"Ready to lean it against the window?" CD asked.

"Won't she fall out of the window then?" Nate asked.

"So? What's your point?" CD asked and lifted her side some more, ready to lean it over.

"HEY!" Jinny protested and jumped off just in time to see how her stuff got scattered all over the ground before her desk covered another window.

"Magda,I'm scared."Raina pouted.

"Aww me too, come here chica." Magda said and opened her arms for her and they hugged.

"CD, I'm scared!" Nate pouted, hoping for a hug himself.

"So what? Go pee your pants somewhere else!" CD said, knowing exactly what he wanted.

"Well,poop! Cap sent all the hotties home, there's nobody for me to be scared to."Jinny pouted.

"Aww come here Jin, I have enough arms for both you and Raina." Magda said.

"Eh...no thanks, I'm okay." Jinny protested.

"Hang on... does that mean I'm not a hottie?" Nate now asked.

"Yeah,you're hot." Jinny grinned slyly "But uh....I'm just not that kinda girl...I'm mean your girlfriend’s standing right here."

"GIRLFRIEND?!?" CD asked shocked.

Nate grinned and wrapped his arms around her. "Wow, since when do you know?"

Jinny looked at them surprised. "I was just kidding actually... I mean there were rumors..." She glanced at Raina.

At that moment Kate walked out of her office again. "They just said the hurricane is nearing the coast..." She looked at Magda and Raina hugging and then at Nate and CD and then at Jinny. "What am I missing here?"

"Well,Gabe's on Tour,Jonah's workin tonight,and poor Raina...just kinda got tricked into a hug,I guess...and uh...I think they just admitted to the rumors." Jinny explained. "You and me are the only sane people left...and ironicaly I'm pretty loopy myself."

"I knew about that one.." Kate muttered and shook her head when Magda quickly stopped hugging Raina and shot a glare at Jinny.

CD and Nate blushed and let go of each other again as well.

Kate chuckled and nodded at them. "Just keep it to a minimum here and you'll be okay." She smiled. "I know how it is to be in love after all."

"Been around the block a few times,eh,Cap?" Jinny smirked.

"I don't kiss and tell Inspector Exstead." She grinned and walked back into her office.

"Aww come on!" The others of course immediately followed.

"Yeah Cap! Tell us a story about your younger days!" Raina grinned and sat down in one of the chairs in front of her desk.

"Yeah!" Nate laughed and sat down in the other chair. "How was it back then? Were you very sad when all the dinosaurs died?" He laughed as he pulled CD into his lap.

"Hunny, I'm the reason they're extinct...got a lil trigger happy." Kate pulle dback her coat to show her gun.

this is REALLY gooooood........keep it coming!.....:D :cool:

emma and cat, just started reading this, and i must say-- YAY ANOTHER FIC TO READ!!!!!!!! lol, that was really GREAT, and i can NOT for more!!!!!!!!!! :) :D :)

Meeeee beg??? Never! LOL but in that case PLEAsE POST more pretty please with sugar on top...Or anything on top that your two lil hearts would desior sp...LOL Like Jon Ham or dean cain???? LOL Hmmm???? what sha say??? can I have more???? huh? Huh? Huh????? :mooner: is begging you PLease??????????????

Here ya goo Emma your wish is my command.....

Jon Hamm,and chocolate syrup,and walnuts,and whip cream,and a cherry.....



Now can I have more PLEase......

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Here ya goo Emma your wish is my command.....

Jon Hamm,and chocolate syrup,and walnuts,and whip cream,and a cherry.....



Now can I have more PLEase......


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy!!!!!:eat: :eat: :eat: :woohoo: :winkgrin :winkgrin :clap *licks lips*

Shud we post more Cat?

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy!!!!!:eat: :eat: :eat: :woohoo: :winkgrin :winkgrin :clap *licks lips*

Shud we post more Cat?


LMAO hmmmm HAMMburgers... yumm... HAMM HAMM goooooood... and uhh.. okay LOL

Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's mooooooooore just for you :mooner: ;)


They all laughed at that while Nate hid behind CD. Magda and Jinny pulled their deskchairs into the office and sat down to the sides of her desk.

"Alright Captain Caveman... spill it." Jinny said. "Tell us about your big love."

"Excuse me?"Kate played innocent. "I don't know what you are talking about."

‘‘The days of LSD and Flower Power... you witnessed them." CD grinned.

"CD!" Magda was the one to scold again. "Cap never did that! She wouldn't do drugs."

"Uh...I'm gonna go get some coffee." Kate grabbed her already full mug and stood up.

"Let me get that for you!" Raina jumped up and took the mug from her frowning. "That's full..."

"Too much sugar..." Kate muttered as Raina left to get her a new fill

"So....how many flying elephants did ya see, when you were Raina's age?"Jinny cackled, and pretended to light up a joint,and smoke it.

CD laughed too as Jinny 'passed it on' to her and she pretended to take a drag herself and then held it out to Nate.

Mag rolled her eyes. "You're all very silly."

"We're all getting in the mood for Cap's stoner stories." CD laughed and pretended to smoke again, closing her eyes as she inhaled deeply.

"Oh,Come on! Cap wasn't a stoner! What is with you guys today?!" Magda scolded again.

"My nickname was Kit Kat."Kate mumbled.

At that Mag and Raina's jaws dropped wide open, Raina quickly handed Cap her coffee and sat back down while the other three laughed hard.

"You know that you're never gonna live that down again, right Kit Kat?" Jinny asked laughing as they all started to imagine Kate as a Hippie and the scene around them started to change as their thoughts drifted off and they imagined a San Francisco during the times when everybody wanted to change the world...

"Y'know,you look a LOT like my friend Janine, Jinny."Kate said as she thought back...

Jinny laughed. "Really?"

"Well... she was wearing other clothes... very short skirts, preferrably orange, her hair was in two long braids, a flowery blouse... leather boots with high heels... babyblue were her favorite ones. She wore them all the time." Kate said as Jinny looked down at her black as usual attire that slowly faded into what Kate was describing.

"Kaitlyn McCafferty." Professor Smith sighed at the sight of the young redhead, sitting behind the stadium bleachers, obviously flying high.

"Hey, Smithhhh...where's Poca...poca..gimme a minute... Pocahantisis... no that's not right." SHe laughed.

He scratched his head and sighed when he heard more giggles and behind Kate saw two of her friends, one braiding her black hair innocently and the other one grinning at him, hiding her hands behind her back.

The young professor shook his head and sighed again. "Come on girls, get out of there."

"Spoilsport!" The tall blonde pouted. "You come under here." She giggled and winked at the handsome dark haired man.

"Candy, sexual...whatever...having sex with a proffessor is illegal on this camfus!"Kate scolded. "Camfus...is a very weird word...have ya ever noticed that Shmithhh?"

He slightly blushed at that and quickly looked away from the blonde student and back to the obviously highest one of them. "That might be because it's campus Miss McCafferty." He corrected her.

"Aaaaah ah ah..." She shook her finger at him giggling. "So you admit that you DO wanna have sex with my friend Candy here?" Kate put her arm around her shoulder while Janine laughed at that matchmaking attempt.

Candy winked at the professer who had caught her attention long ago... not because of the subjects he was teaching though. "Free Love."

"Free Love..." He repeated mumbling and shook his head. "Girls, I'm not kidding here... get out of there, drop any illegal substances you might have with you, or else I will have to report you."

"Should I put it out firth..firth...oh screw it."Kate giggled.

"Yes,you should put it out first." He rolled his eyes, took the joint,and put it out.

"I wanted to do it." She pouted.

"Oh,I'm sure there'll be a next time,you can do it then." He sighed,and helped her up."Can ya walk on your own?"

"Yesh!" SHe rolled her eyes,took one step and fell into his arms. "Nope... haha thats a funny word toooo." She said as he tossed her over his shoulder. "Wahooo! Shmithhhh is gettin friskaaaay!"

"No,Shmithhh is taking you home." He mocked her.

"UH,we should probably go to a hotel...don't the want wife to catch us....hehe, wife...another funny word!" Kate giggled.

"I'm not married" He muttered.

"I have another funny word!" Kate giggled and pinched his behind. "BUTTTTTTTT"

Janine and Candy followed them, Janine laughing while Candy was slightly pissed because she wasn't the one over his shoulders right now.

"Cut it out!" The professer called out, not amused at all about Kate's 'funny words'.

"Butt! Haha,thats my new favorite word!"She gigled,slapping his butt again.

"Stop grabbing my ass!" He yelled.

"Ass..a verien of butt..and also another funny word!" She giggled more. "Hey,Shmithhh..."

"Hey,McCaffertyyy..." He mocked her again.

"Shmithhhhh, you have a very nice butt asss...."She slapped it again.

"STOP IT!" He yelled which just caused her to giggle more and do it again.

"Oooooooowwwwwwwwww!" A cry came from behind him and he turned around, to see Candy sitting on the ground, rubbing her ankle.

"You okay?" Janine asked her.

"No I'm not!" She hissed at her. "That's what I get for wearing your stupid blue boots!"

"They're babyblue!" Janine protested. "And they look amazing because they suit your eyes!"

"Oh screw it. My pot is gone cause Kit Kat couldn't get enough again and now my ankle is sprained because of your damn boots! Some friends..." She muttered.

Kate giggled. "Spraaaaaaained.... yet another..."

"Funny word, yeah yeah." Nathanial Smith cut her off.

"Not as funny as BUTT!" She giggled and smacked the one in front of her face again. "Hey can you sprain a butt Smithey?"

He growled and looked at Candy. "Can you walk?"

Janine helped her up and she tried to limp. "Ouch! That hurts!" She pouted at him.

He sighed and put Kate down and looked at Janine. "You help the lady with the funny words to walk." He said and picked up Candy, carrying her in his arms. "You should probably see a doctor about that ankle."

"Oh so you're just gonna toss me aside coz that big blonde bitch has a boo boo?!"Kate pouted.

"It's okay, KitKat, I still love ya." Janine gave her a big slobbery kiss on the cheek.

"Aw,thanks Janiney....heheh,another funny word!" She giggled.

Candy glared at her right away. "I'm not a bitch, and you better watch it or you're gonna be the one with the boo boo!"

"Boobooooo!" Kate laughed. "You Booboooo! Me Yogyyyyy!"

"Then who am I?" Janine asked. "And who is Smithey?" Now she poked his butt. "What's your first name anyways? Smithey is so... formal."

‘’First of it's Smith."He rolled his eyes. "Second of all,it's Nathaniel... but you may call me Professor Smith."

"Hehehe, that rhymes with spaniel." Kate giggled, "and they are bothhh funny words!"

"Can I call you handsome?" Candy grinned at him.

"Yeah,what the hell." He sighed.

"Hey! Don't call my friend 'the hell'! Kate warned.

"Peace, feel the peace... find your center, KitKat." Janine instructed calmly.

"How can I find my peace if handsome from hell took my dope away?" Kate glared at her friend.

"That was MY dope." Candy protested and looked at Nate. "You owe me that!"

"I owe YOU??? YOU owe ME! How many times have I NOT reported you?? ? And I've even covered for you a couple of times! Let me tell, my patience is wearing thin with you spoiled brats!" He yelled.

"Peace, feel the peace, Smithy-poo... find your center." Janine instructed again.

"Yeah,deep breath in... it would be much more relaxing with a lil dope smoke in it... but you took that away... anyways,just take a deep breath, it's all gooooood." Kate added,demonstrating for him.

"Exactly baby..." Candy rolled her eyes and looked over his shoulder, at her friends. "Hey I still have some stuff at home... my mom and dad are working anyways, we can all go to my place and chill out... and show Smithey how to relax."

"I'll show him how to relax." Kate stated with a sly grin.

"But do you think Louis will like that?" Janine asked.

"Oh yeah..." Kate remembered her live in boyfriend, "Damn it! ...he's always spoilin the fun!"

Candy jumped out of the prof's arms and took his hand. "Come on Smithey."

"Right on!" Janine laughed and took his other hand, while Kate still was holding onto her other one and they just dragged the protesting Smithey along with them, to Candy's place.

The scene changed and everyone was gathered around Kate’s office again, coming back to reality again after imagining what Kate had been telling them.

"Gawd,I wish I had known you back then!"Jinny laughed hysterically. "Who'd a thunk it... Kate McCafferty... a stoner!"


Soooooo,wutcha think? Hmmmmmmmm?? We wanna know!!

Hahahahah Kate stoned LMAO This is great! Hehehehe I am sure Nate can get something of his 'stoned hard' for all of them!!!!!!! okay that didn't make mush since, but I knew what I meant. LOL anyway more please!

OMG!!!!!! That was fabulous, and very entertaining. lmao!!!! Post more ASAP!

rotflmao!!!! omg, that was great!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just read this, and it is greeeaaatttt! And so hilarious! Post more soon. :)

LAMO That was soooooo freakin hilarious!!! I need more of this! Can you imagine them putting this on Lifetime? That would be soooo funny! Anyway, post more soon. Soon as in NOW!:)

yaaaaaaaay! Thankies! :) We're glad you're all enjoying this fic... so thank you for flying with KitKat airlines... in case of emergency scream and pray... there are no exits and no swimvests... the pilot never did this before either... he said he used to have a drivers license at some point in his life though... but he forgot when he lost it cause he was stoned ever since then. Now enjoy the inflight movies ;)

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"Cap, I am shocked! And very disappointed!" Magda scolded.

CD shook her head. "I can't believe it either."

"Yeah, it's outrageous!" Raina agreed.

"Definitely." CD nodded again. "It's unbelievable you called that girl Candy!!!!"

"That was her nickname!"Kate laughed.

"I'd never let anyone call me that." She shook her head.

"Yeah we all know that Candy." Nate laughed and got slugged immediately. "Hey OUCH!!!"

Kate laughed again. "Actually her name is Samantha... we just called her Candy because her parents owned that little candy store on Polk street."

"What? Seriously? Oh my god!" Nate laughed at that.

"Oh sheesh Nate... you and your damn candy addiction." CD rolled her eyes.

"Oh ya bet on that baby." He kissed her neck.

"ANYWAY..." Kate turned their attention on her story again, not wanting to see CD and Nate make out right in front of her now.

"I just can't picture you as a hippie."Jinny continued to laugh.

"And I can't believe you were a stoner!" Raina shook her head. "What about Louis!? Was he into 'the scene' too??"

"Uh...actually, I ‘studied a lot after classes’."Kate smirked.

"Uh huh... that's what it sounds like.." CD laughed. "With that professor Smith coaching you, eh?"

"You got it." Kate smirked. "Oh yeah, Professor Nathaniel Smith... had a cute brother too."

"This is getting freaky." Nate said. "I have an uncle whose name is Nathaniel Smith... he isn't a professor though... but his wife's..."

"Shut up Nate, we wanna hear KitKat's story now, you can tell yours later." Jinny cut him off.

"I don't recall telling you you could call me that."Kate raised her eyebrow, "But, anyways... Louis knew, what I was up to, I mean when Smith would show up at the door, hand me to him,and say goodnight... that had to be a pretty good clue... and I think you've heard enough of this story now."

"Oh I think not." CD said. "Go on! And you're confusing... this Smithey, was he Candy's guy now or yours?"

"Didn't I just say he had a brother?" Kate chuckled. "You're not at all like Candy by the way, first of all her hair was a lot longer... she always wore pink sunglasses, had a ribbon with flowers stiched on it over her forehead, loved to wear bell bottom pants... well a typical Flower Girl." Kate chuckled, imagining CD in that outfit. "So we took the professor home to her, even though he protested..." Kate started her story again.

"Girls, come on, you can't do that to me! That's kidnapping!" Professor Smith exclaimed upon being dragged into the house of one of his students.

"Oh,loosin up!" Kate rolled her eyes. "Gawd, I hope I'm never as tight-assed as you... figurtivly speaking that is... litterally... that’s some pretty yummy merchandise back there." She slapped him on the butt, and headed upstairs to her friend's bedroom.

Candy giggled. "Yeah exactly. Stop behaving like you're old... like 50 or something! Sheesh... you're not THAT much older than we are, come on, get that stick out of your ass and have some fun with us."

"Peace man, feel the vibe." Janine nodded and headed after her friends.

He sighed and followed them. "I'm your professor and I have to watch you and make sure you're not doing anything stupid..." He said as he walked into Candy's room, that was full of peace, love and flower power symbols, a Doors poster was on one wall, Jimi Hendrix on another one, and the whole room was very colorful in general.

"What the hell are you doin?!" He asked Kate... or her legs that were sticking out from under her friend's bed.

I LOVED it but way way way way toooooo short. I need more of this tonight! PLEEZE?? :p LOL Just post when you can.

omg this fic cracks me up!!!! that was great!!!!!! :) :lol: :lol: :crazy:

This fic is so freakin' hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol: Post more!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Emma and I started to write this some time before my vacation in hell... and we figured it's about time to start posting... especially since someone whom I won't mention by name [:mooner:] has been bugging her.... ;) Anyhow, enjoy it!



heeeeeeeeeeey!!! i don't bug Emma that much!!!!!! ne wayz- gotta go read this..... (thinks: it better have teddy in it....)

mmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooorrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here ya go,hope ya like..........

"Ow! Damn!"She yelled,when she accidently hit her hea don the bed. "I'm gettin a 'pick me up'... Im starting to loose altittude."

"I think you’re flyin plenty high enough." He said, as he grabbed her legs, and pulled her out from under the bed.

"Heeeey!!!!" Candy crawled out from under the bed after her. "Nevermind actually... I already got what I wanted." She said and lit up. Her stash was hidden under a loose floorboard under her bed.

‘’Give me that!"He ordered.

"Wahoo, he's loosened up!" Kate cheered, as she took the joint out of Cadny's mouth,and stuck it in his.

Candy giggled at his stunned expression. "Now drag... and pass it on."

Janine laughed, closing the curtains and locking the door so they would be completely undisturbed.

He took the joint out of his mouth, "No thanks,thats okay."He rolled his eyes.

"Oh come on." Kate whined, this time she held his nose shut as she shoved the joint in his mouth.

He pushed her hand away and took it out of his mouth again. "I said no!"

"Well at least you didn't destroy it." Janine said and took it from him, inhaling deeply and plopping down on the bed.

"What a bore." Kate rolled her eyes and this time took a drag herself, plopping down next to her friend.

"Right on KitKat." Candy said, plopping down on her other side as she passed it on to her now.

"This is senseless." Nathanial sighed and shook his head, unlocked the door and walked out.

"Why are the good lookin' ones always lame and the rockin' ones ugly?" Candy asked.

"Well there are exceptions..." Kate laughed as it was her turn with the joint again.

"Yeah like Louis." Janine laughed, taking it from her again and then passing it back to Candy.

"Good point." She laughed and dragged. "He's a bore AND ugly."

They all giggled.

"Hey wait a minute, I'm not supposed to laugh at that."Kate laughed. "Oh well..."

"Oh come on Katie." Janine laughed. "It's not like we don't know that you just go out with him because your parents like him."

"Yeah exactly." Candy nodded. "After the disaster with... what was his name? Danny O'Hara?"

They all giggled again when the door opened and their professor walked back in.

"Look who's back!" Janine exclaimed.

"Heyyyyyyy Smithey with the tight butt!" Kate giggled. "That's a whole funny sentence!"

Candy held the joint out to him. "Welcome back handsome."

He took it and put it out. "Your parents are back." He said opening the window widely.

"CRAP!" The three girls yelled simulteanously.

"Yeah that was my thought too. They didn't see me yet though." He said.

"Damn, we gotta hide him." Janine realized.

"Under the bed, hush!" Candy helped him under it as they heard footsteps approach the room.

"Get your foot under there!" Kate whispered,as she kicked his shoe. He quickley pulled it up under the bed.

Soooooooooo,wutcha think??Hmmmmm???

That was GREAT! More please? :):):)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmFao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

this fic is GREAT!!!!!!!!! hehe, can't wait for more!!! :D :D

This story is so funny! Great job. :cool:

TARA ROX!!!!!! she got u a new page!!!! ;) :D :crazy:

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
TARA ROX!!!!!! she got u a new page!!!! ;) :D :crazy:

LOL, I didn't even notice that! Good job, Lisa!

This fic is soooo funny you guys have to post more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

hmmmm okay okay, I'm on it....

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‘Oh my gawd, I cannot believe I'm hiding under my student’s bed!’ He thought.

The girls quickly sat down next to each other on the bed, KitKat in the middle, and grabbed a history book just in time before the door opened.

"Samantha we came early because... oh hey girls." Candy's mother saw them and smiled.

"Hey Mrs. G" They waved and smiled at her.

"Hey mom." Candy smiled too. "We just got back from the library... there's a history essay due for tomorrow."

"I see." Her mom nodded.

"You're so diligent girls." Her dad smiled proudly. "You should relax some more, really."

"We will as soon as we're done with this essay Mr. G." Janine smiled.

"Are you girls gonna stay for dinner?" His wife now asked.

"Uhhh actually we wanted to go to Johnny’s burger joint, mom." Candy said. "That okay with you?"

"Of course Samantha. Have fun girls." The parents left the room again.

"Okay, um how am I supposed to get out of here, unseen?" Smith asked from under the bed.

"You'll just have to spend the night Smithey." Giggling Kate grabbed his ankles and pulled him back out, like he had done earlier. "I'm sure Candy won't mind sharing her bed with you."

"Hell no!"He protested.

"Shhhhhh!, keep your voice down!" Kate scolded. The doorknob turned, and Smith jumped behind the door.

"Everything alright in here,girls?" Mrs G. peeked her head in the room, totally clueless of what was just on the other side of the door.

"Yep,everything is fine." They said in unison.

"Okay,then... just try not to be so rowdy, okay?" Mrs G. smiled, and shut the door behind her.

The all giggled again. "Don't worry handsome, come on, you escape the same way we do." Candy said as Janine climbed out of the window and helped her stoned to the edge friend too who exclaimed that window was yet another word.

Smith lowered himself out the window as well, then he grabbed their hands, and lead them with him. "I am taking you home." He stated. "And NO, Kate not my home. Your home... and NO I'm not gonna hang around and 'relax' for a while either."

"Okay, Sheeesh! Somebody resents good hospitality, for some strange reason." Kate rolled her eyes. "Heheh,hospitality- -"

"Yeah, yeah it's a funny word, will you stop with the funny words!... I swear if you pull another stunt like this, I wil report you to the dean!"

"There's no more nice people these days." Janine shook her head. "Unbelievable..."

"For sure." Candy nodded.

"And as soon as I get them home, I'm bringing you back home." He stated.

"I know why you're grumpy." Kate said. "You ain't been layed in a loooong time, have ya?"

"I'm going to ignore that question, and point out that there is no word as 'ain't'." He glared at the redhead.

"Mmmmhmmm, thats what I thought." Kate smirked. "I'm tellin ya,if you just... make Candy's dreams come true... you, and her and everyone around the both of you would be in a MUCH better mood."

Candy slugged her at that.

"What?!? You want him! Admit it, geeeez." She giggled. "Geez is a funny word too."

"Geez isn't a real word either. And I'm still ignoring that." Professor Smith said.

"Yeah, I'm with ya about the ignoring. But geez definitely is a word." Candy said.

He groaned at that and the girls laughed.

"Tell me one thing Smithey..." Janine said. "If you take us home now... how do you wanna explain our parents that you're taking your students home stoned to the edge, huh?"

"Good point Mary Jane." Candy laughed.

"Thank you,thank you."She bowed,and almost continued to the ground, but Smith caught her.

"That is a good point." He hated to admit.


http://candybasso.tripod.com/peace

OF COURSE, it was HILARIOUS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


CAN'T wait for more!!

That was soooo great! Post more soon!

Alright... this one's to all the hippies out there who are in sync with their inner peas.... ehh peace... ;)

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The three girls smirked at each other, already knowing exactly what they wanted to do now. But they also knew that their cute professor probably wouldn’t agree if they suggested it, so he needed to have that brilliant idea.

‘’Damn, then what are we gonna do now?’’ Candy looked at him innocently, from underneath her eyelashes and with that sexy puppy look blinked a couple of times.

Sighing the responsible adult of the group ran his hands through his hair. ‘’Hell I don’t know...’’ He wondered what to do with them now and gulped when he saw that blonde give him those bedroom eyes. Quickly he looked away from her and to the other two.

Kate giggled hysterically. ‘’You won’t believe this... but hell I just found another funny word!’’

‘’Right on KitKat!’’ Janine encouraged her friend. ‘’What is it?’’

‘’BURGER!’’ Exclaiming that Kate burst out laughing. "Burger, burger, burger!" She sang. "Burger, burger, burger! Pickles! Pickles, pickles, pickles... BUUUUURRRRRRRGER!!!!" She kept on giggling. "Burger with pickles... pickles with burger... burger with burger... pickles with pickles..." She started to dance around to her new song.

"Okay okay! We get the point." Growling Smith tried to shut her up.

"I'd rather have a burger with fries than pickles right now actually..." Janine said, wondering if he finally would get the hint.

"Yeah really." Candy nodded in agreement. "Food.... good idea. Now where could we get a burger?"

At that it hit Smith and he had an amazing idea. "I know it!" He exclaimed. "We all go get dinner together, you girls have time to sober up, and then I can return you to your families!"

The girls applauded and cheered because he finally got it.

"Familiessss!" Kate exclaimed, "You are just full of funny words, you know that?"

Smith sighed, and rolled his eyes, "Will you shut up if i buy you a burger with pickles?"

"Aaaaannnndd a rooootbeeeeeeer?" She smiled from ear to ear.

"Yes, and a rooootbeeeer." He mocked her.

"My lips are sealed... hey, there's another funny wo- -" She was cut off by Smith's hand.

"Your lips are sealed, wich means you can't talk... not even to point out stupid, annoying, dumb funny words!" He growled.

YAY!!!!! u posted!!!!!!! now u KNOW that this means u have to post more, right?!!! ;)

That was funny! I'm not a hippie, but it's still great! :D Post more soon!

this is great!...keep it coming....:p :)

:rainbow: peacesign: :bouncers :mooner:
HEY,UH LIKE,POST UH MORREEE!!!!!!!!!

Hey you two that was soooo funny, I can't wait for more....When does the big Orgie sp start?????!! mawhahahahaha LMAO I am so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Hey you two that was soooo funny, I can't wait for more....When does the big Orgie sp start?????!! mawhahahahaha LMAO I am so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

LOL you missed it... we already did it without you ;)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LOL you missed it... we already did it without you ;)

You did it without me??? I am so hert, cause I so wanted to join! ;) :p Heheheheheheh I am sure my tung:p is good for something! mawhahahahahahahaha

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
You did it without me??? I am so hert, cause I so wanted to join! ;) :p Heheheheheheh I am sure my tung:p is good for something! mawhahahahahahahaha

LMAO... babe, nothing beats a pierced tongue! ;)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LMAO... babe, nothing beats a pierced tongue! ;)
*Ahem* What about...a double peirced tongue...






















okay, we have a very weird since of humor....

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
*Ahem* What about....a double peirced tongue....

Hell I'll try anything... at least once ;)

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"Hell I have a funny word too!" Jinny Exstead's voice rang through the air and the others once more brought their minds back from joints and burgers and burger joints, to look at her rather surprised. "Two funny words actually." She smirked. "Captain... and... STONER!" She laughed, still not getting over that.

"And I've got two more funny words." Kate replied, "Smart and ass..."

They all laughed. "Hell Cap, ya still have it in ya!" Nate exclaimed.

"I can't believe she ever had it in her! My god! Cap of all people I never would have imagined that you would be into that crap." Magda shook her head.

"Yeah, I agree!" Raina added.

"I can believe it." Jinny smirked. "Come on guys, did ya really think she just always knew evcerything she does? She earned her wisdom... and her Stoner merrit badge."

Raina and Magda shot Jinny a dirty look, while Kate smirked to herself, somewhat proudly, and Jinny, CD and Nate burst out laughing again.

"Come on Mag... don't pretend you never uhhh... experimented." CD said.

"With DRUGS?!? Never!" Magda said shocked.

"Geez stop acting like she was on heroine! They smoked some pot and enjoyed their youth!" Nate glared at Magda and then got a dirty look from Kate. "Uhhh... not that her youth is over or something... she still looks... younger than ever!"

"How young?" She asked just to put him in hot water.

He gulped at that. "Uhhh..." He knew he couldn't say 20 because it was obvious that he was lying then, but he also didn't want to say something that would upset her. "thirty..." he started, looking at her and as she raised her eyebrow he continued, "...seven...." she now raised her other eyebrow, loving to let him sweat like this. Yet again he continued. "...and a half..." She knew he was hoping she'd let him off the hook, but of course she didn’t and he had to continue again. "...ish..."

"Thirtysevenandahalfish?" Raina giggled.

"You can relax, I'm just messin with your head." Kate laughed. "But while we're on the subject... do ya really think I only look thirty-seven-and-a-halfish?"

Nate nodded as fast as he could and everybody laughed.

"Hmmmm, maybe there were some perks in that pot..." Jinny raised her eyebrow, "How well did it work? How old are ya? I might hafta get me some of it."

"Oh No! Not tellin!" Kate shook her head. "Nope."

"Oh come on Cap!"CD laughed.

Jinny was quiet for a moment, as she counted on her fingers, "Our dear Captain Kate McCafferty is about fifty two years old." She smirked. "Who was your dealer, I gotta get me some of that stuff!"

"JINNY LOUISE EXSTEAD!!!!" Magda scolded her. "Like you don't have enough substance abuse problems yet..."

"Hey now THAT was a nasty blow!" Jinny glared at her.

"Foul." CD agreed. "But what can you expect from Magda..."

"Hey now!" Kate's voice rang through the room, "Everybody... feel the peace! Find your center!" She laughed. Inahaling deeply she demonstrated it and closed her eyes again, finding her inner peace.

Jinny, CD, Nate and Raina immediately followed her example, getting in the mood to hear more of her story again. Only Magda rolled her eyes but stayed anyways, wanting to hear more as well.

Sounds like Magda needs to get laid! LOL MORE PLEASE!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Sounds like Magda needs to get laid! LOL MORE PLEASE!

:lol: Doesn't she always?

Haha, that was so great! I just read this, and it was hilarious! Post more soon!

Shroom anyone? ;)

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They were at the burger joint now, and Kate had kept her lips sealed as promised... except for random bouts of giggling.

From all the food they ordered it looked like they had been starved for months, and they kept on ordering more food... paying for all of it from Nathanial Smith's wallet, that he desperatly tried to get back from them.

Kate opened her mouth to speak, but giggled, and closed it again. She grabbed the pen that Professor Smith always kept in the back pocket of his well fitted jeans, and wrote 'MILK SHAKES!!!!’ on a napkin, and handed it to Janine.

"You're on!" Janine laughed and handed the napkin to a waitress that was rolling by on her roller skates.

"What did you just do!?" Smith asked Kate. She smiled, put her hand over her mouth, and shook her head.

"What did she write on that napkin?!?" He demanded to know from Candy and Janine.

"Oh don't worry..." Janine smirked. "Just a couple of funny words..."

Knowing Kate, Janine, and Candy... and their reputation from campus, the waitress knew exactly what to bring back to them. A large Vanilla milkshake, a large chocolate milkshake, a large banana milkshake, a large strawberry milkshake, and a large cherry milkshake. "Here's the strawberry, banana, and chocolate." She said as she sat the tray on the food covered table, I'll be right back with the cherry, strawberry, and vanilla." She added as she skated away.

Kate grinned and pointed her forefinger at her and winked, as a 'right on' gesture.

She slightly frowned since she was used to Kate being the one who talked incessantly whenever the three friends came in there.

"The silence is deafning!" Candy exclaimed. "I can't stand it anymore! I'm not used to not hearing the buzzing sound that comes outta her mouth! Let her talk!" She pleaded.

Kate nodded vehemently and whimpered.

"Yes yes please!" Janine pleaded too now. "Candy will give ya a blow job if ya let KitKat talk again!"

Smith chuckled and looked at Kate. "You are not allowed to talk for the rest of the semester."

"She isn't gonna survive that!" Candy and Janine yelled in unision, feeling sorry for their friend.

"You're such a *****! Very not in touch with your inner peace!" Candy glared at him.

The waitress rolled up with the other two milkshakes, and handed one to Kate who just smiled. Wich the waitress found odd, usually she would start going on and on and on about the very funny words milkshake, and waitress.

"Thank ya , Sexy!" Candy winked at her. And everyone at the table gave her a very weird look, "What?? My brother said it too her, and he got a free soda... I figured I'd save Smithey some money."

At that Kate giggled and tossed whatever was left in his wallet on the table.

"I think she's trying to say that Smithey has enough money!" Janine laughed.

"Would you give that back already?!?" Smith again tried to get his wallet back, needless to say he wasn't succeeding.

Kate grabbed another napkin,and wrote ‘I get to talk, and you get your money.’ on it,and hande dit to him.

"Please?" Candy and Janine smiled at him.

"Okay, but you had better not say anything about any funny words." He sighed.

"You are the bestestest professor in the whole wide world!" She planted a huge slobbery kiss on his cheek, "No... you-know-what words! Promise!"

Candy and Janine high fived each other and then Candy waved the waitress over again.

"What can I getcha now?" She asked, as she blew a bubble with her gum, and popped it.

"The usual." Candy smirked at her and she nodded knowingly.

"Donutholes to go." She said, knowing that was the main reason why they came there. Or rather the special filling those had...

"Mmmm donut holes! I love donut holes!"Kate licked her lips,and giggled.

"Yeah, don't we all?" Janine giggled too.

Candy smirked and took whatever money was left on the table and handed it to the waitress, as she handed them those donut holes. Then she handed Smith the empty wallet back. "There ya go Smithey... thanks for dinner."

"Oh you will be paying me back."He stated,and put his wallet in his back pocket.

She winked at him. "And what would you like in return?"

"You can either pay the money back,or work it off." He said

"Hmm... work it off?" Candy smirked, "That sounds fuuuuuunnnn..."

Janine and Kate laughed. "Isn't that illegal?" Kate asked.

"Hell Kate, stop acting like you're a frigging cop!" Janine rolled her eyes.

"I just might become a cop." She stated.

"When you're all grown up?"Candy smirked.

"You? Kaitlyn McCafferty?? A Cop??" Professor Smith cracked up, and then quickley forced himself to stop."I... I... I'm sure you could..." He put his hand over his mouth to keep from laughing.

I LOVE CDshrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, post more, coz those last million parts were hilarious!!!!!!!! rotflmao. :lol:

mmmmmmmmooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was so great! It'll be intersting to see what Smithy makes Candy do to"work it off" hehe ;) :D . Post more soon!

Originally posted by "Snowfall"
That was so great! It'll be intersting to see what Smithy makes Candy do to"work it off" hehe ;) :D . Post more soon!

Exactly!

...

ya know... the thing with my laptop was a lie... in fact I got arrested for posession of too much dope... but I just got out again... so here's more weed ;)

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Very insulted Kate glared at them. She really loved her friends, but she hated it when no one took her seriously when she talked about becoming a cop.

"Oh joy, Loser Boy is here!" Candy rolled her eyes, when she saw Louis enter the diner.

"Oh no!" Kate tried to hide under the table but it was too late... her boyfriend had spotted her already and grinningly he leaned under the table.

"Sweety what are you doing there?" He asked.

"I uhh... just wanted to tie... uhh..." Remembering that she was wearing sandals Kate looked at her friends shoes. "Tie Janine's shoes!" She said and opened one of the shoelaces to tie it again. "She's really sloppy when it comes to that... I wanted to tie them tighter so they wouldn't come loose..."

"Oh i see..." He gave her a weird look. He could smell the smoke, it was a smell he'd become quite familiar with. It was pot. And the fact that their keeper was there with them, made him certain, "Kate you've been smoking again." He whispered.

"Meeee?" Kate asked shocked, giving him an innocent look. "Honey, you know I would never do such a thing!" She whispered back and motioned him to come closer. He did so and then Kate pointed at the obviously male pair of legs under the table that was encircled by a pair of kneehigh babyblue boots and on the other side pretty much the same pair of shoes, just in orange. "Smithey there... he's such a pothead." He whispered. "Candy, Janine and I wanted to go over something for an important paper, so we asked if we could talk to him... but of course by the time we got there all he was talking about were purple elephants."

"Kate,I'm not stupid." He glared at her. "If he's the stoner, then why has he brought you home three times? And why do you smell like pot every other time you come home from 'studying' ?"

"Because..." She sighed. "Promise me not to tell anyone... but that jerk got Candy and Janine hooked... I'm trying to tell them to stop." She sighed dramatically. "He's abusing his authority... isn't that sad?"

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btw, as for loser boy here, I just watched a weird movie with him, Amityville 7, and Casey played his son! lol, and his daughter was played by the girl who was in Last Stand At Saber River with Tracey. That cracked me up. So yeah... ;) PEEEEEEEEEACE!!!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
ya know... the thing with my laptop was a lie... in fact I got arrested for posession of too much dope... but I just got out again... so here's more weed ;)

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btw, as for loser boy here, I just watched a weird movie with him, Amityville 7, and Casey played his son! lol, and his daughter was played by the girl who was in Last Stand At Saber River with Tracey. That cracked me up. So yeah... ;) PEEEEEEEEEACE!!!

LMAO, Cat! You crack me up!!! And that is so funny about Casey playing Louis's son in that movie! And I saw Casey in a JAG ep the other night.....it wasn't a Tracey ep, but it was still JAG....Post more soon!

Heeeeeere's moooore! Hope ya like it!


Louis sighed,and helped her out from under the table.

"Samantha, I will NOT sleep with you." Smith stated. "Now stop sexually harassing me, eat the army laod of food that I paid for, and sober up." You could tell a mile away he wasn't the pothead at the table.

Candy pouted. "Nathanial Smith... I think I don't even like you anymore!" She was upset that he had called her Samantha, so she took her plate, milkshake and donutholes and walked over to a vacant table, across the restaurant.

"There you see what you did you jerk! I don't think you even have an inner peace that you could find!" Janine yelled at him and followed her friend.

"You're diisssssgu... disss.. disgist... I don't like you!" Kate wanted to follow her friends as well but Louis held her back.

Sighing he looked at her. "I think I should take you home."

"And why would that be?!" She jerked her arm from his grasp.

"I think thats a good idea too." Smith agreed.

"Because I'm sensible and responsible and you need to sleep a little something off." He said glaring at her friends. Before she knew them she never got into trouble like this.

“Oh, and I'm not sensible, and responsible?!" She glared at him?! “Who brought home the most recent pay check!?"

"I did!" He said. "I got that money from my paperroute yesterday, did you forget?"

She laughed. "Oh yeah, right... did you buy yourself a lollipop yet?"

"If I had, at least I wouldn't need my college proffessor to babysit me." He raised his eyebrows.

"I'm not babysitting!" Smith protested insulted.

"Oh yeah? So you just like hanging out with three potheads?" Louis shot back.

"I am NOT a pothead!" She shouted at the top of her lungs, causing the whole diner full of people to stare at them.

"Uhhh uhm, of course you're not! I was just kidding honey, now let's go home." He kissed her cheek.

Professor Smith sighed, as he ran his hand through his hair,"Yes you are."He whispered in her ear, as he walked away.

"I'm not!" She muttered and glared at him as Louis pretty much dragged her off even though she didn't want to. She shot Janine a 'help me' look.

"Loser Boy is stealing Kitkat." Janine rolled her eyes.

"We gotta save her!" Candy growled.

"How?"Janine asked.

Candy sighed and looked at Smith with big blue eyes. "Do something!"

"I am doing something. She's stoned out of her mind. She needs to go home, get a good loooong lecture, and sober up." He whispered to her. "And so do you."

They both growled and protested, but he wouldn't let them get away anymore this time. First he dropped Janine off. She right away stormed into her room and called Kate, wanting to make sure that she got home safe.

"Hello?!" Kate shouted into the phone. She had locked herself in their bedroom, and was trying to drown out his voice coming from the other side of the door.

"Katie, it's Janine. What's going on?" She asked, worried.

"Well, at the moment I am locked in the bedroom, and Loser Boy as you call him, is trying to get in." Kate replied.

"Crap.... I'll come save you, all I need is a ladder... from daddy's garage... hang in there KitKat!" She said and hung up.

Kate grabbed a pen and a pad of paper and wrote Louis a note that said ‘Went with Janine and Candy. Be back later. If you plan on lecturing me, then I'll just leave again. Love Kate.’ She layed the note on the bed, and opened the window, and sat in the seal, to wait for her so called rescuers.

Meanwhile the Professor had driven the last of his constantly problem causing students home. When they got there no one seemed to be home though.

"Uhhh, you wanna come in? They probably changed their mind and went out to dinner or something." Candy said.

"What the hell... for a little bit." He sighed. He thougt at least this way he could make sure she stayed there, and outta trouble.

She smiled and led him inside. "Would you like a beer or something?"

"A beer. Thanks." He replied as he followed her into the kitchen.

She smiled and got a beer out of the fridge and handed him one before taking one herself. "So... why have you become a teacher?"

"Because I like to teach. And I believe an education is a neccessity." He replied, opening his beer, "Everyone who can get an education, should."

"True." She nodded and smiled. "You're good at it too. I really love your classes ya know? Like yesterday when you started talking about... about slavery during history class, I thought 'oh my god' all the time because I have exactly the same opinions you had!"

"Good, I'm glad you enjoyed it." He smiled. He really liked her... when she was sober... or at least close to it.

"I really do." She took a sip of her beer when the phone started to ring. "Excuse me..."

Janine was on the phone and sounded worried. "Come on, we gotta spring Kitkat! Loser Boy is drivin her crazy!"

"I'll be right over. What do we need?" Candy knew they'd have to rescue their friend again.

"Nothin, I got everything." Janine said. "On second thought! How's about a little 'sumthin-sumthin' for later?"

"That one's a given." She smirked. "Uhhh shall I bring ya know who?"

"He's still there?" Janine grinned.

"Well the rest of my family went out for dinner..." Candy blushed.

"Ooohh..." Janine giggled, "Eh I dunno,whatever."

"Hmmm... I think I'll convince him." She grinned and hung up and smiling she walked up to him. "Whatcha say we go on a rescue mission?"

"What kind of rescue mission?" He raised his eyebrow.

"To rescue a poor damsel in distress from her ugly insane selfappointed boyfriend." She exclaimed. "Either you come along or you don't. But I gotta go now." She grabbed the bag with the 'donutholes' and walked to the door.

"Who would this damsel in distress be?" He followed her.

"KitKat! What do you think?" She rolled her eyes.

"Oh for cryin out loud!" He rolled his eyes, and got in the car. "Why is she in distress?"

"Because you sent her home with this damn jerk of a wifebeater who would probably kill her if he got the chance." Candy muttered full of hate.

"What!?"Smith looked over at her in shock.


thats all for now....Whatcha think???Hmmmm????We wanna know!!...Haha! 'Wanna' thats a funny word!!
;) :crazy:

I want a lil 'sumthin-sumthin' as in more fic! you to are so FUNNY this is awsome!!! And damn Louis he always has to ruion a good thing.

whahahahahah NEW page New page that means you have to give me more!

LMAO! This fic is soooo funny! :lol: Post more soon!

Gald ya liked! and ty 4 the new page,Michelle!
We might post more later.

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Gald ya liked! and ty 4 the new page,Michelle!
We might post more later.

you think we should?? LOL

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
you think we should?? LOL

LOL,i dunno...i was gonna ask you that! lol

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
LOL,i dunno...i was gonna ask you that! lol

LOL well personally I'm not high enough yet to post more ;) I need a few more donotholes...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LOL well personally I'm not high enough yet to post more ;) I need a few more donotholes...

Lmao! Doughnut hole huh? sounds gooooood! E-mail me a couple will ya!

heeeeeeeeeeere's more! hope ya like! let us know!


"What!?"Smith looked over at her in shock.

"What do YOU think why she hid under the table when he came in?!?" She rolled her eyes. "I mean please, we're talking about Kate McCafferty here! Do you think she'd hide from anyone else unless she's really really REALLY scared???"

"Oh my god!" He sighed. "You're right I should have known! This is the woman that punched out the captain of the wrestling team, she's not gonna hide from just anybody! Is he really that bad?"

"Worse." Candy sighed and stripped out of her blouse. She then turned around and showed him a scar on her back.

"Don't tell me HE put that there!" Shocked he looked at the scar and reached out to touch it but pulled his hand away again.

"Please don't tell anyone." She sniffed.

"We gotta go get her!" He started the car and blazed out of the driveway. "I can't believe I let her go with him! I saw the way she looked at Janine as they left, I shoulda known!"

"Yeah you should!" Candy said and buttoned up her blouse again and they left.

Soon Kate saw Janine pull up, and right behind her, Professor Smith and Candy pulled in like a bull ready to charge. At least Professor Smith was. He was all set to give Louis a taste of his medicine, but Candy somehow talked him out of it.

They then assured Smith that they'd be fine, Kate could sleep at Candy's place and they promised not to smoke any more pot. After all he had destroyed their last and was with them ever since, so there was no way they could have gotten new dope. Relieved to have rescued one of his students he drove back home again and Candy, Kate and Janine got in her car and drove to their favorite spot at the Golden Gate Bridge.

"What the hell was Smithey so mad about?"Kate asked.

"Loser boy." Candy said. "I told him how mean that jerk always is to you... and I showed him what he did to me... that convinced him." She smirked.

"What?" Janine parked the car and got out to sit down on the hood. "I mean loser boy's a... well loser... but what did he ever do to you?"

"Good question." Kate nodded and sat down next to Janine.

"Weeeeelll..." Candy followed them with the 'donutholes' and sat down on Kate's other side. "Ya remember last year?" She started to giggle. "When we tried to build that treehouse?"

"Oh yeah!" Kate nodded and laughed. "Treehouse by the way is one of the funniest words I've ever heard!"

"Yeah." Janine nodded. "And then Candy fell off the tree and now has a little scar on her back."

"But Louis didn't do that to you..." Kate looked at her suspiciously.

"Wellllll HE doesn't know that..." She said, a smirk curving her lips.

"Hell as long as it worked!" Janine laughed and high-fived Candy.

"What exactly did you tell Smithy?" Kate laughed.

Candy chuckled and told them everything. "And I'm telling ya... when I started to take my blouse off... he did not look into my eyes."

"Did ya actually think he would?" Janine smirked.

"Let's say I hoped he wouldn't" She laughed. "So who wants a little donuthole?"

"Meeeeeee!" Kate yelled.

"No surprise." Janine laughed while Candy prepared everything. "If Smithey finds out what kind of donutholes he paid for us he's gonna kill us."

"Only we know. And if I don't tell, and Kitkat don't tell, and you don't tell..." Candy laughed, "Then I don't see how he could find out."

"Good point." Kate nodded, took the joint from her and lit up. "ooooh god yeah, it's been way too long."

Back at the felony division loud laughter interrupted Kate’s story again.

"Gawd I wish I had known you back then!" Jinny laughed.

"You said that already." Kate rolled her eyes.

"Jinny, it wouldn't have mattered." Nate smirked, "You were like three then."

"Just when ya had me feelin young, ya had to go and say that!" Kate rolled her eyes.

"I... uhhh... I didn't mean..." Nate blushed.



another funny word for ya :Replyyyyyyyyy ;)

Two more words for ya...POST MORE! okay make that one more NOW!

Originally posted by Irish_Rose_Kate
Two more words for ya...POST MORE! okay make that one more NOW!

Yeah that! :D

okay guys, here are a LOT of funny words for y'all ;)

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Back at the felony division loud laughter interrupted Kate’s story again.

"Gawd I wish I had known you back then!" Jinny laughed.

"You said that already." Kate rolled her eyes.

"Jinny, it wouldn't have mattered." Nate smirked, "You were like three then."

"Just when ya had me feelin young, ya had to go and say that!" Kate rolled her eyes.

"I... uhhh... I didn't mean..." Nate blushed.

"Don't worry about it Cap." CD spoke up. "He can be such a ditz sometimes... can you believe it? He actually called me fat the other day!"

"Not fat!" Nate protested. "I said you're a big tough girl...."

"You called her a butch?!?" Jinny glared at Nate.

"I didn't mean it that way!!" He shouted rubbing his forehead. "Grrrr! Why do women take every damn thing outta context?!?!"

"Because we get that reaction right there." Kate laughed and pointed to Nate. "I'm not offended, I know what ya meant." She laughed. "But I had to say it, the oppertunity was too good to pass up."

CD laughed. "Oh yeah. And it's even better when he thinks he's gonna get laid... he says something stupid... oh god, I love to watch him beg on his knees then."

"CD!!!" His face turned beat red. ’’Why do women enjoy embarrassing and torturing me so much??"

"Cause you're so cute when your face gets all red... like it is now." Jinny laughed.

CD chuckled and kissed him lovingly. "But ya know... you're not all THAT bad..."

"Oh gee,thanks." He pouted.

"Anyways! Though playing with Nate's head is fun, listening to Cap's stoner stories is even better." Jinny said, as she turned her attention back to Captain PotHe- -McCafferty.

"Glad you're so entertained, Exstead." Kate rolled her eyes. "But I think that’s enough of my stoner stories."

"Nooo! Come on, Cap! Pleeeeeeeeease!" Jinny pleaded with her.

"Yeah Cap, come on, you gotta continue! We wanna know what happened next." CD sided up with Jinny and Nate nodded himself, hoping they'd leave him alone then.

"I can't believe you all find our captain getting stoned out of her mind after school everyday funny!" Magda scolded. She didn't admit it, but she wanted to hear more as well.

"Magda loosen up! It's not like they're a bunch of impressionable kids, that are gonna go get high, just because I did!" Kate rolled her eyes, "And since you guys insist..." She smirked and continued the stories. "Okay, so we were sitting at the bridge, enjoying our donutholes... after we were done we were hungry and decided to get some food..."

"Hey, is anybody else starving?" Kate, aka KitKat asked her friends.

"Hell yeah!" Janine nodded. "Let's go raid Candy's parent's store... the candy store..." She started to giggle uncontrollably.

"Parents… that’s a funny word." Kate giggled. “Wouldn't ya love to meet the person that came up with all these funny words? They must be a laugh riot!"

"Katie darling...." Candy laughed. "YOU are that person..."

"I aaaaam??? Keeeewl!" Kate laughed, "Kewl is another one of my funny words! And ya wanna know a whole funny sentence I just came up with?"

"Shoooot." Janine laughed.

"Lets go get foooooooooooooood!!" Kate cracked up at herself.

At that they all cheered, jumped up and got in their car again. Janine was the fastest so she got in the drivers seat, Kate in the passenger’s seat and when she patted her lap, Candy climbed in and sat in her lap, all three of them still highly amused. “FOOOOOOOOOD” They called out in unison.

"Oh..."Magda interrupted the storytelling, "If you plan on telling me that you ate like a damn horse constantly, and were still a skinny little bitch... I'll... I'll be jealous!"

Kate smirked, reached into her desk drawer and handed the short Hispanic woman a picture of herself at twenty-two, and very slim and trim. "As I was saying before I was interrupted..."

"You all got back in the car..." Raina reminded her.

They drove into the general direction of Candy's parents' store and realized that not only a lot of words were funny, but also street signs were absolutely hilarious.

"Hahahahaaaaa!!! Oh my god!! Hahahahaa!" Kate pointed to the intersection sign up ahead. "It looks like a 't'!"

"Tee Pee!!" Janine cackled.

"Now that’s the funniest damn word, I've ever heard!" Candy laughed.

"Heeeeey!" Kate pouted, "It's MY job to point out al the funny words!"

Candy cracked up even more. "Actually... funny word... is a pretty damn funny word as well..."

"Hahahahaaaaa!" Kate cackled, "You're right! I never noticed that before... Haha! and ‘noticed’ is a funny word too!"

"Oh my god! Loser boy!" Janine suddenly yelled.

"Yeah, that is a really funny word too..." Kate laughed.

"No... there..." Janine pointed out of the window, where indeed Louis was on his bike, looking for them most likely.

"Dunk! So he can't see us!" Candy instructed and they did just that... including Janine who was driving.

"Guys..." Janine said as soon as they were hiding. "There's one little problem..."

"What problem?" Kate asked.

"We can't see either..." Janine answered and they all started to scream.

"Sit up!" Kate yelled, and they did just in time to see a car coming through the intersection and swerve around it.

Seeing that made them scream even more, but none of them even considered yanking the wheel around to go into the other direction. They just kept on staring at the car and screamed as it came closer and closer, until suddenly everything was black.

"See what smoking pot gets ya!" Magda wagged her finger at Cap.

Kate just shot a look into Magda's direction, she was really getting sick of getting sermons from a philanderer.

"Yeah, Mag I think she saw it about thirt- -" Nate stopped mid sentence, "Thirteen years ago...."

"Oooh! Great save, Partner!" CD smirked.

Smirking Nate winked at her.

But Kate knew how to turn that against him as well. “Are you calling me immature like a stupid teenager?"

"Noooooo..."He looked at her with puppy dog eyes. "Not at all."

"Okay, enough joking around!" Magda said, "Was anybody hurt?"

"Did anybody die?" Raina added.

"Yeah Raina, Cap died..."Jinny smirked, "We're working for a zombie."

"Shut up, Jinny!" Raina yelled at her.

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So what were your favorite funny words here? ;)

They were all my favorite words....Yep so POST more now please

LMAO! Hilarious as usual! :lol: Post more soon!

Heeeere's more,hope ppl are still readin! let us know whatya think!


"Well, two of us were pretty okay... the third one wasn't as lucky." Sighing Kate thought back to that day.

After everything had turned black, the next thing she remembered was that suddenly she had a throbbing headache. Slowly opening her eyes Kate saw that she was surrounded by white, and lying in a bed, in a room she hadn't seen before. Slowly she turned her head and saw another bed in that room.

"Janine?" Kate tried to wake up her friend in the bed beside her, "Janine!" She tried to reach for her, and realized her left arm was in a sling.

Groaning Janine woke up when something caused her head to hurt, someone's voice that was getting louder and louder and called her name. As she opened her eyes she saw that it was the voice of the young woman in the other bed of the room and she realized that she had no clue where she was. Or who she was.

"Janine, are you okay?" Kate asked. "Where's Candy?"

Blinking she looked at the redhead. Apparently she knew her. And apparently her own name was Janine. But she couldn't understand why this girl wanted to eat right now. "I don't have candy..." She muttered.

"I can see that...” Kate muttered. “Do you know where she is? Is she alright?"

"Who?" She asked confused.

"Candy." Kate sighed, "Our friend, Candy... known to her parents as Samantha..."

"Ooooh!" Janine was glad that she was realizing something. "You don't want to eat her..."

"Hell no!" Kate rubbed her forehead, "Janine, are you alright?"

"I... I don't know.... what happened... who are you?" Janine looked at her really confused.

"What do ya mean who am I??" Kate was confused, and extremely worried "Janine, it's me... Kate!"

"Kate... ahhh..." She obviously had no idea who she was.

"Janine... what is wrong with you??" Kate asked.

"I... I don't know..." Janine stammered. "What happened?"

"I think we wrecked." Kate sighed.

"A car?" Janine didn't remember anything. Not how she got there, not who Kate was, or who this Candy was. She didn't even remember anything about herself.

"Yeah..." Kate nodded. “Your car..."

"Oh... my pretty blue car..." She said and then realized that she was actually remembering something. "MY CAR IS BLUE!" She yelled excitedly but then shut up again because that made her head hurt even more.

"That’s right." Kate nodded, wondering if her friend had amnesia.

Straining herself to remember more, Janine stared at Kate as if she could force her memories out of her somehow.

"Why are you staring at me like that?" Kate asked, just as Louis entered the room, with a bouquet of flowers.

"Hey there." He smiled and sat the flowers on the table by her bed, "How are ya?"

"Achey." Kate replied with a small smile as he kissed her cheek.

"Your boyfriend?" Janine grinned at them.

"Yeah." Kate nodded. Now she knew for certain her friend had lost her memory.

"Handsome." Smirking Janine winked at him. "Too bad you're hers..."

"Oh my god." Kate sighed and looked at Louis, "I think we need to get a doctor in here, for her."

Louis nodded. "I'll go tell them you both woke up."

"Okay" Kate nodded as he left.

Only a couple of minutes later Louis returned with the doctor, and Kate's family in tow.

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
"Handsome." Smirking Janine winked at him. "Too bad you're hers..."

"Oh my god." Kate sighed and looked at Louis, "I think we need to get a doctor in here, for her."



LMAO! Janine DEFINATELY needs a doc if she thinks that Louis is handsome! :lol: Wow, this was unexpected. Can we expect more soon?

Wow! Another great-funny fic! Love it! Would love more! :D

uh-oh Kate's family someone is in trouble!!! LOL I can't wait for me please post more soon!

Heeeeeere's more! Hope ppl are still interested,it's been a while....


Only a couple of minutes later Louis returned with the doctor, and Kate's family in tow.

"Kate, what the hell were you thinking?!" Was the first thing out of her big sister's mouth. Pam was always Daddy's little girl, and little miss do good-er.

Groaning Kate rolled her eyes. "Hello to you too sis, now I am fine, thanks for asking, and how are you?" Like usual she was full of attitude towards her.

"Don't even start Katie!" Their father scolded, "Pam's right! You could have been killed! And your bad influences too!"

"Stop yelling at me." She stated, "It hurts... And they are NOT bad influences on me."

"Yeah! They aren't!" Somehow Janine felt the need to support her friend, even though she didn't know why.

“If you don't mind, we are talking to our daughter right now." Kate's mother said, rather rudely.

"Don't talk to her like that!" Kate shouted, and quickly regretted raising her voice.

"Well uhh... she wanted candy earlier if that helps..." Janine just shrugged.

Glaring at her Pam walked over to her bed, and without another word pulled the room dividing curtain around it, to close her out.

"Louis open the curtain." Kate demanded.

"Louis, don't touch it." Her father ordered.

"Look, if you're gonna lecture me, then just leave, because I'm not gonna listen! I don't feel like it!" Kate stated.

"You don't have a choice young lady!" Her father said sternly, his anger rising.

"Get out!" She yelled in spite of her headache.

What none of them knew was that behind the curtain Janine was making faces at them now.

"Look little lady! You did something VERY stupid- -" Her dad started again.

Kate interrupted her father, "Don't call me little lady!!! Get out of here!! I don't wanna see you right now!!"

”Kaitlyn! Don't talk to your father like that!" Her mother warned her.

"Don't talk to HIM like that?? What about ME?? Like you said, I could have been killed! And I just woke up in the hospital! My arm is hurt, my head is killing me! Janine has lost her damn mind! And I have no idea how Candy is! And you're worried about DAD?!" Kate's eyes became teary.

Swallowing her mom sat down next to her again and hugged her. "I'm so sorry Katie, you're right, this can wait... Samantha is in ICU..."

"Oh my god! Is she okay? Is she gonna be okay?" Kate welcomed the much needed hug.

"She will be okay, she's just unconscious. But no one knows where her parents and brother are, or how to reach them..." Her mother kissed into her hair.

Clearing his throat the young doctor reminded them of his presence. "I don't want to interrupt... but I'm going to have to check on the two young ladies." Smiling he stepped up to Kate's bed. "My name is Allen Ada by the way."

"Kate." She forced a smile. She was so very embarrassed by what he had witnessed.

"Well Kate... you have a broken arm and a concussion and a few bruises, but other than that you're okay..." He smiled at her.

"Good...” She nodded, "How about... how about Janine?"

"Right..." Nodding he got up again and pulled the curtain back again to be faced with Janine's blank butt. Swallowing he just stared at it. She had gotten bored with making faces and decided she could show them her butt, they'd never notice anyway.


Soooo...Whatcha think???Hmmm??? Still readin?

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17

"Right..." Nodding he got up again and pulled the curtain back again to be faced with Janine's blank butt. Swallowing he just stared at it. She had gotten bored with making faces and decided she could show them her butt, they'd never notice anyway.




ROTFLMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Cracks me up! Post more soon!

Yupp, still reading and waiting for the new post!*drumming on the table with fingers* :D

I can just imagine this Kate: looks like Bonnie in Heart like a Wheel (but with driving skills somewhat lower than Cha-Cha's :) )

Yupp, still reading and waiting for the new post!*drumming on the table with fingers* :D

I can just imagine this Kate: looks like Bonnie in Heart like a Wheel (but with driving skills somewhat lower than Cha-Cha's :) )



I'd say more like Bonnie in lovers And Other Strangers.....


At that moment, Kate let out a much needed laugh, "Yes, Janiney, You have a nice ass, but not everyone... including myself, wants to see it!" She cackled.

"THAT... THAT... THAT IS JUST..." Pam started to stammer in disbelief, "OUTRAGEOUS!"

At that Kate began to laugh even harder, it made her head hurt, but she couldn't help it... then she noticed where Louis's gaze was directed, "Louis, you son of a bitch!” She punched his arm.

”Oww!!" He rubbed his arm, "Sorry..." He mumbled.

Embarrassed Janine turned around again and sat down on the bed and put the bed sheet around her. "So... uhh... nice weather today, huh?"

"Heh... yeah..." The young handsome doctor blushed, "How are you... feeling?" As the doctor examined, evaluated, and explained everything to Janine, He did his best to drown out Kate's incessant giggles.

"Do I know you?" Janine asked him and grinned broadly.

"Uhh, I don't think so." He blushed a little, still feeling uncomfortable cause he had just seen her ass.

"Well I know you now... do you have a girlfriend? Cause ya know, if not, maybe we could go out sometime..." With that she turned to Kate. "Wait, do I have a boyfriend?"

"Nope." Kate grinned and winked at the doc. "And neither do I..."

"Wait a minute!!" Louis glared at her. "What do ya mean 'And neither do I' !?"

"Oh right you..." She smiled at him and held her head dramatically. "Oh, the pain... must have lost my own memory for a moment there..." With that she looked at Pam. "And who are you?"

Pam glared at her, "You know very well who I am." She mumbled.

"Oh right... the memory returns... oh no..." Sighing she mention the doc to come closer.

Cautiously, because he was now completely unsure of what to expect from these women, Allen stepped closer. "Yeah?"

"You might wanna check her out too... she's completely insane... and whatever part of the brain makes it that people are nice... hers doesn't work..." And then she motioned over at Louis. "And neither does his... so nevermind him... I just pretend he's my boyfriend so he doesn't hit me..."

"He hits you?!" He glared at Louis angrily.

"SHHH!" Kate glared at the doc. "He hits ON me I said..." She didn't want to get into trouble with Louis while her parents were there.

"Oh...."The doctor let out a sigh of relief, "Okay..."

Groaning Kate rolled her eyes, but she figured she'd just talk to him again after the others were gone. "So, what about Janine? Is she ever gonna be normal again?"

"Now that would be an impossible task..." Pam muttered.

"I heard that... Pamela!" Kate glared at her sister. "Don't talk about her like that! She can't help it!"

"But look what she did to you Kaitlyn! She forced you to take drugs and almost killed you!" Pamela objected.

"I DID NOT!" Janine protested and frightened looked at Kate. "Did I?"

"No, you DIDN'T!" Kate glared at her sister, and back at her friend. "You didn't force me to do anything!"

"Like hell she didn't." Pam muttered. "Ever since she and that other slut hang around with you, you turned into this horrible person!"

"How do ya know?" Kate asked, "How do ya know that your little sister isn't just a horrible person all by herself... and in fact is the bad influence on THEM?? Hmmmm, Pammy, can ya tell me that?" Kate raised her eyebrow. Truth was, they weren't exactly good influences on each other... more so though, Janine and Candy were bad influences on Kate... but she just wanted to make her sister's blood boil.

And of course she succeeded, knowing exactly how to push Pamela's buttons. But again Doc Allen was their savior. "Ladies, please... this is not good for either of your health." Sighing he looked at Kate's family. "I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you all to leave now. They both need rest."

Kate's family sighed, hugged her, and did as the doctor ordered. "Thanks." Kate whispered to him.

"Sure." He smiled at her. "Your sister is a handful, huh?"

"To say the least." Kate smiled back.

"Guys... if you wanna get down and dirty, I'll pull that curtain again... but I'd really like to know what's wrong with me here..." Janine spoke up.

"Um... yeah..." The doctor cleared his throat, and turned to Janine, "You... uh... you have amnesia."

Louis didn't like at all the little scene that unfolded between the doctor and his girlfriend, and he became rather jealous.

”I'm gonna go talk to your family, and get you a change of clothes." Louis informed Kate.

"K, thanks." Kate replied, not really interested.

"No problem." He made sure to plant a big kiss on her before leaving.

After he was gone Kate made a face and wiped her mouth with her sleeve.

"You don't want him no more?" Janine laughed. "Hell, I'll take him!"

"Oh my god!" Kate sighed, and grabbed the doctor's hand, "Doc ya hafta fix her!"

"Why ya really wanna keep him?" He smirked.

"No!- -Yeah!- -The point is she doesn't remember that she doesn't want me to want him anymore... She hates, loathes, and despises him... and now she's hittin on him... He used to be the only guy she didn't hit on." Kate explained.

"What???" Janine couldn't believe that. "Such a nice piece of meat? I want him!"

"You call him Loser Boy!" Kate yelled, hoping it would remind her again.

"No way!" Janine looked at her in disbelief.

"Janine! You told our History professor that he beats the hell outta me, and that you were afraid he might kill me... just so Smith would beat him up... or try to!” Kate sighed.

"Damn, she really hates him, doesn't she?" Allen looked at Janine somewhat afraid now.

"You bet she does." Kate sighed and looked at her.

"I still can't believe it..." She shook her head and then snapped her fingers. "Candy did that! She told him he beats you up..." Then she frowned because she was remembering that again. "Yeah... yeah... we were at the bridge with our daily donutholes... and we had to rescue you... and Candy and Smithey... wait, what?" Suddenly she was confused again.

"Yaaaaaaay!! You're getting your memory back!" Kate cheered.

"Yaaaaaay!" She cheered with her.

"That's great indeed." The doctor smiled at them. "Don't worry, your memory will return soon." With that he walked out again, unaware of the two girls staring at his butt mesmerized.

As soon as he had walked out another man walked in, not looking happy at all either. "I just heard what happened! You're lucky you're hurt, or I swear I would hurt you!"

Sooooooooo????Whatcha think???Hmmmmm???

LOL, this fic is soooo funny. And yay! you posted! Do it again soon! :)

Hey Emma! :wave:
Haven't 'read' you for ages! :D Glad to see you are writing! And writing well and funny!!!!
And if you say Bonnie in Lovers.....OK, I have to rewatch it, but you might be right, after all you are the writer! :)

Go on and don't forget about my fav fic The Exteads either! Pleeeeease, pretty pleeeease! :)

Hey Emma! :wave:
Haven't 'read' you for ages! :D Glad to see you are writing! And writing well and funny!!!!
And if you say Bonnie in Lovers.....OK, I have to rewatch it, but you might be right, after all you are the writer! :)

Go on and don't forget about my fav fic The Exteads either! Pleeeeease, pretty pleeeease! :)

:D :D thank ya very much!! Kudos to Cat too! I'm sure she wrote most the funny stuff lol
And i haven't forgotten about TE lol, i have actually written quite a bit on it...but my comp is being an a$$ so...i'm probably gonna wait till i get it fixed before i post.

Awwww Emma and Cat this is just soooooo funny! That poor doctor!!! LOL He won't live through all of them. And OMG Jeanie really thinks that Louis is Cute????? Yeah she really lost her mind! LMAo Here's Jeanie :mooner: Oh and here are the girls, and the doctor :seeya: Okay so anyway I can't wait for more.

I'd do anything for you Michelle! ;) And I posted more... over at my boards... since I don't post fics here anymore... but you know that.

http://traceyneedham.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=304#304

This is really funny!! keep going keep going

Heeeere's moooooooore,hope ya like!


"Excuse me!?" She exclaimed just as she felt another... much harder tug on her hair... so hard, she almost fell on Samantha. It was then she realized who pulled her hair, "Candy! Oh my god!" She smiled.

"Candy?" Smith frowned and then realized and looked at Samantha who was staring at them. "CANDY!" Grinning broadly he hugged her.

"Get outta my way!" Kate pulled on his shoulder, trying to get him to move.

Eventually he stepped aside so Kate could hug her friend as well and then he stormed into the hallway and happily ran up to the closest nurse. "She woke up! She woke up!"

Kate and Smith waited outside while the doctors checked on Samantha, and took the tube out of her mouth. There was silence in the hallway for some time before Kate broke it, "You were pretty damn happy when Candy woke up." She smirked, "Happier than just a concerned teacher."

"Nonsense..." He tried to change the subject right away. "So... how's school?"

"It's school" She smirked, "you know me... study, study, study... now stop avoiding what I said."

He gave her a look and then shrugged. "What did you say again? Oh right... I'm concerned, yeah..."

"Nooooo." Kate shook her head, "I said more than concerned."

"I'm just concerned... about her... about you, about Janine..." He shrugged and blushed a bit.

"Uh-uh..."Kate rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, I ... uhmm... well I'm still young... and new... and you three... you're special..." He cleared his throat nervously.

"Special?" She looked over at him, "How so?"

"Well normal students go to school... and learn... and it doesn't matter... but the three of you, one of you always is in trouble and needs my help, and normally it's the three of you together..." He said.

"Oh geez, I'm so flattered you think so highly of us!" She rolled her eyes.

"Yes yes, I do..." He chuckled

"K, I was being sarcastic... which you know I'm good at... but I dunno about you." She gave him a look.

"I wasn't joking... I really care about you three." He smiled. "That's why I'm worried because you smoke so much..."

"That was really nice till ya took it one step too far...” She growled.

"Excuse me?" He frowned.

"That's why I'm worried because you smoke so much..." She refreshed his memory, "up till that part, we had us a really nice, friendly moment"

"You know what? Throw away your life, fine, I guess I shouldn't care!" He walked back towards Candy's room.

"Wait." She sighed "Wait a minute."

He turned around again and looked at her. "Yeah?"

"I guess I shouldn't have said that." She mumbled.

"Why do you do it anyway?" He sighed.

"Do what?" She asked.

"Smoke." He said.

Kate hadn't been asked that before... She was surprised by the fact that she really didn't know how to answer the question, she stood there starring at him and thinking.

"Because Candy and Janine do it? And why do they smoke? Because you all do it?" He answered his own question with even more questions that he knew Kate probably wouldn't be able to answer.

”That’s... that’s...how I got into it I guess... but that’s not the only reason I keep doing it." She mumbled, and looked at he floor.

"Then why?" He asked.

"I like it... it... gets my mind off things for a while... makes everything funny... and sometimes I need a good laugh." Kate sighed.

"There are other ways for that." He smiled at her. "Read a good book."

"I read plenty of books..." She replied.

"That's good." He smiled. At that moment the doctor and nurse left Candy's room again and as soon as he saw that he walked back inside.

So very glad that the inquisition was over she quietly followed him.

"Candy!" Kate grinned and hugged her again. "How do you feel?"

"I feel like I was in a car wreck." Candy replied.

"You WERE in a car wreck." Kate said and cracked up.

"Who was driving? Were you driving? If you were driving, prepare yourself for an ass kicking." Candy replied.

"Oh god no! Not you too!" Kate growled, thinking she had lost her memory as well. "What's your name? How do you like Louis?"

"Loser boy, he's an ugly stupid disgusting bastard!" Candy made a face and Kate sighed with relief.

"Thank god! You're okay." She grinned.

"KitKat, You could hold a loaded gun to my head, and I wouldn't say anything nice about Loser Boy." Candy gave her a look.

"Well Janine seems to think he's the hottest piece of man to ever walk this earth..." She sighed. "She already told me SHE wants him if I don't want him anymore..."

"Oh my god!!" Candy put her hand over her mouth, "What happened to her?! Is she gonna be okay!?!"

"She lost her memory, but she's gonna be okay again." Kate assured her. "And boy, we have this reeeeeeally cute doc." She winked at her. "Nice ass"

"Reeeeallyyyyy" Candy smiled. "Not as nice as Smith's... of course..."

Nathanial cleared his throat and blushed. "So... you're okay?"

"I hate hospitals."Candy pouted. "But... y'know..." She grinned slyly, "A great big hug might make me feel better..."

Smithey grinned and looked at Kate. "You heard her... give her a hug!"

"She was talking to you." Kate raised her eyebrow. "Don't be shy Professor!"

"That uhh, that would be inappropriate I'm afraid..." He swallowed.

"Oh come on! You stormed in here heartbroken when you heard what happened and you already hugged her!" Kate argued.

Nathanial turned as red as Kate's hair at that and was speechless with embarrassment.

"Maybe I should leave you two alone..." Kate whispered and patted his shoulder before she walked out and went back to Janine to report her, what was happening.

"Is that true?" Candy smiled at him and scooted a bit in her bed to make space for him to sit down and patted that side.

"I uh..." He cleared his throat. "She hugged you... so I hugged you too..."

Candy grinned. "Hey, I was awake already when that happened... in fact, you hugged me first." That brought a big grin to her face.

Smith wasn't quite sure what to say, but the blush in his cheeks told how embarrassed he was.

"Ya know, I'm not mad about that or anything..." Candy smiled at him and reached her hand out to touch his. She couldn't believe he really was here.

Just as Smith was about to open his mouth again even though he wasn't quite sure what to say, the door burst open and two police officers in uniform burst in.

"He ran that way!" Candy shouted and pointed out the window.

"Samantha Garrett..." The handsome officer of the two spoke up "I'm officer Exstead, this is Officer Walters. You're under arrest for- -"

"For what?!" Samantha exclaimed. "I didn't do anything!"

Too funny! This fic is so great. Write some more soon!

The two of you are awsome!!! LMAO I can't wait for more

Hey!!
you should keep going with this story, its really funny and i want to kno what happens with candy so keep going

Hi,thanks!Glad ya like :-D we will asap!