A cow is grazing in the fields and a chicken approaches it and begins to jump over the cow, back and forth and back and forth. And the cow says, "I bet you wouldn't do that in the summer."

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You're supposed to add a joke here? :mad: :lol:

A rough looking women in her fifties was sitting ay a bar. She had incredibly hairy armpits so whenever she raised her arm to order a drink a massive hair was visible to all of her fellow drinkers. At closing time a drunk at the far end of the bar pointed to the women and said to the bartender Id like to buy the ballerina a drink. Shes not a ballerina said the bartender. What makes you think she is a ballerina? The drunk replied: Any girl that can lift her legs that high has to be a ballerina.