Hey I just got a new cell phone and I need something funny to say for my voicemail. Any ideas or suggestions???????????

I have a really obnoxiously long message of just random stuff so my friends get pissed from waiting and hang up. Those messages cost me, man.

I had my friend do mine. It says "Hi. This is Amy. Well...no actually it isn't. But this is her phone. She's not here so...call her back or something."

Originally posted by ~Teddybear~
Hey I just got a new cell phone and I need something funny to say for my voicemail. Any ideas or suggestions???????????

Hi im not here to take your call. If your my friend or <?> please leave a message after the beep. If your an obnoxious salesman, telemarketer or <someone you dislike> please press 5 and hang up, thankyou for calling.

My old one went like this....

"Hello? <pause> hello?! <pause> Oh hey, how are you? What's up? Wait... I can't hear you..!"

I actually got some morons to think I had picked up the phone! :lol: Then I was like "Haha yeah... you're a loser. Leave a message".

Now mine is just "Hey, it Karly.. can't take your call.. leave me a message and I'll get back to you"

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
My old one went like this....

"Hello? <pause> hello?! <pause> Oh hey, how are you? What's up? Wait... I can't hear you..!"

I actually got some morons to think I had picked up the phone! :lol: Then I was like "Haha yeah... you're a loser. Leave a message".
Yeah that was witty. :p

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
"Hey, it Karly.. can't take your call.. leave me a message and I'll get back to you" Hi Karly, this is Kitt....Just calling to ask what time you're heading out for the pic-nic. See you there! Bye.:wave: