What is your favorite Simpsons quote?
Mine is definatly:
"Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse!" -Homer

"Don't have a cow, man!"

Homer: Yes son, you can have an electric guitar just like your old man
Bart: Dad, I was asking if I could get a job?
Homer: Gig, son. When you're a musician, a job is called a gig.

The quote was from the episode I DIDN'T DO IT.

Nelson: Butler stop Buteling yourself

"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems".

Originally posted by tattoored666
"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems". That was hilarious:rofl:

I've got another one: Homer once opened the TV, and Afternoon Yak was on. Suddenly the host said 'Men', and all the girls in the show went boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, then Homer changes the Channel

Another one? in Frank Grime's funiral Homer snores out loud and then says 'Marge, change the channel', and everybody laughs. Historical

YVAN EHT NIOJ

Deffinatly the unforgetable "D'OH!"

HOMER : Why should I leave America to visit America Jr ?!? (referring to our neighbors of the North)
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This is my favorite!

MARGE: You sound like you're going to buy a pony! Now, promise me you won't!
HOMER: Hmm!
MARGE: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?
HOMER: Buh!
MARGE: Those aren't even words!
HOMER: Snuh!
MARGE: Hmm!

In case you don't know what "Snuh" means, it stands for Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping.

Homer to Bart: Son,just promise me you'll try
Bart: "Ok Dad,i'll try".
Homer: (getting angry) "Anyone can try! I want you to win!"

From dead putting society

Homer: They suck.They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Homer: "I dont wanna look like a weirdo.I'll take the Moo-Moo".
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