Sal
12-24-2003, 12:21 PM
Here's a little something for you to look at while celebrating the holidays. It's a song I wrote called "The 12 Days of Television" which you can sing to the tune "The 12 Days Of Christmas". Since many of you should already know the original song, I'll try to keep my version as short as possible.
On the 1st day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"The Partridge Family"!
On the 2nd day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"My Two Dads" and 'The Partridge Family".
On the 3rd day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"Three's Company"
"My Two Dads"
and "The Partridge Family".
On the 4th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
4 little "Monkees"
"Three's Company"
'My Two Dads"
and "The Partridge Family".
On the 5th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
5 "Golden Girls"!
4 little "Monkees"
"Three's Company"
'My Two Dads"
and "The Partridge Family".
On the 6th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
4 little "Monkees"
etc. etc.
On the 7th day of "Sweeps Week", my TV showed to me:
"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
4 little "Monkees"
etc.
On the 8th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"8 Simple Rules"
"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
etc.
On the 9th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
9 Bradys singing!
"8 Simple Rules"
"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
etc.
On the 10th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"Just The Ten Of Us"
9 Bradys singing
"8 Simple Rules"
etc.
On the 11th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
11 hours of "Survivor"
"Just The Ten Of Us"
9 Bradys singing
"8 Simple Rules"
etc.
On the 12th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
12 Jerry Springers!!!!
11 hours of "Survivor"
"Just The Ten Of Us"
9 Bradys singing
"8 Simple Rules"
"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
4 little "Monkees"
"Three's Company"
"My Two Dads"...
...and "The Partridge Family"!!!
Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!!!!!
On the 1st day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"The Partridge Family"!
On the 2nd day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"My Two Dads" and 'The Partridge Family".
On the 3rd day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"Three's Company"
"My Two Dads"
and "The Partridge Family".
On the 4th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
4 little "Monkees"
"Three's Company"
'My Two Dads"
and "The Partridge Family".
On the 5th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
5 "Golden Girls"!
4 little "Monkees"
"Three's Company"
'My Two Dads"
and "The Partridge Family".
On the 6th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
4 little "Monkees"
etc. etc.
On the 7th day of "Sweeps Week", my TV showed to me:
"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
4 little "Monkees"
etc.
On the 8th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"8 Simple Rules"
"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
etc.
On the 9th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
9 Bradys singing!
"8 Simple Rules"
"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
etc.
On the 10th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
"Just The Ten Of Us"
9 Bradys singing
"8 Simple Rules"
etc.
On the 11th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
11 hours of "Survivor"
"Just The Ten Of Us"
9 Bradys singing
"8 Simple Rules"
etc.
On the 12th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:
12 Jerry Springers!!!!
11 hours of "Survivor"
"Just The Ten Of Us"
9 Bradys singing
"8 Simple Rules"
"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
4 little "Monkees"
"Three's Company"
"My Two Dads"...
...and "The Partridge Family"!!!
Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!!!!!