When James wants to take a job in Alaska.

James: I"M GOING TO ALASKA!!

1)Florida: Over MY DEAD SNOW SHOES!!


When Florida was teaching J.J how to dance and he stepped on her feet


J.J: what's the matter mom I was Light on my feet


2)Florida: Yeah J.J but you were Heavy on my CORNS



When Florida was trying to tell Michael to have confidence in hissself


3)Florida: Unless a man is sure of himself, he ain't got nothing more going for him than a plate of COLD GRITS



When Florida was impressed with Micheal and his singing Group


4)Florida" How can we Lose with the stuff ww use"

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer



When Florida was trying to tell Michael to have confidence in hissself


3)Florida: Unless a man is sure of himself, he ain't got nothing more going for him than a plate of COLD GRITS





The thing that's funny about that is that it doesn't make any sense, and she said it like it was a phrase passed down from Shakespeare or something.

Originally posted by vashti1999
The thing that's funny about that is that it doesn't make any sense, and she said it like it was a phrase passed down from Shakespeare or something.


Why doesn't it make sense? It makes perfect sense to me.

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Why doesn't it make sense? It makes perfect sense to me.

;) I had a feeling it would.

When J.J. was painting a basketball player whose arm is too long for the body:

J.J. You know why Van Gogh cut off his ear? So he wouldn;t be bothered by his sister and his momma.

Florida; (Yanking his ear) And do you kinow why he kept the other ear? So that his mother would have something to box whenever he got sassy!

When Florida had the job, and the boss takes her to a Japanese restaurant and he ordered something that had the name taco:

Florida: Tacos, I like tacos. That don't taste like tacos.


:rofl: