TJL
12-03-2003, 06:07 AM
My roommate bought a toaster.
He doesn't cook. Why would he buy a toaster?
He doesn't even know where I keep the bread!
;)
He doesn't cook. Why would he buy a toaster?
He doesn't even know where I keep the bread!
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View Full Version : This Is Very Strange... TJL 12-03-2003, 06:07 AM My roommate bought a toaster. He doesn't cook. Why would he buy a toaster? He doesn't even know where I keep the bread! ;) Mijada 12-03-2003, 06:48 AM Maybe he bought it for you thinking you would cook breakfast for him. :) Penny Lane 12-03-2003, 10:52 AM Starting his Hope chest maybe?;) PZelda 12-03-2003, 12:58 PM Mmmmmm.....toasters...:eat: Did anybody ever tell you that I love eating toasters? :D TJL 12-03-2003, 01:15 PM I found a package of English Muffins, so it looks like he's decided to start having breakfast in the morning before he goes to work. We'll see how long the toaster lasts... ;) PZelda 12-03-2003, 01:16 PM Originally posted by TJL I found a package of English Muffins, so it looks like he's decided to start having breakfast in the morning before he goes to work. We'll see how long the toaster lasts... ;) Not before I eat it :D TJL 12-03-2003, 01:21 PM Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!! Not before I eat it :D One like new Phillips 4 Slice Electronic Toaster, coming up! ;) Chocoholic 12-03-2003, 01:24 PM Maybe he's planning on slicing you up and cooking you in the toaster. Be careful, TJL!!! ;) PashminaDietrich 12-03-2003, 01:50 PM Originally posted by TJL I found a package of English Muffins, so it looks like he's decided to start having breakfast in the morning before he goes to work. We'll see how long the toaster lasts... ;) I give it six months. :p PZelda 12-03-2003, 02:06 PM Originally posted by TJL One like new Phillips 4 Slice Electronic Toaster, coming up! ;) :woohoo: TJL 12-03-2003, 05:44 PM Originally posted by Snoopy Maybe he's planning on slicing you up and cooking you in the toaster. Be careful, TJL!!! ;) Nooo! Not in a million years! He would never do a thing like that. We're buds! He's... :lookaroun I'll be under my bed if anyone needs me... ;) dandelion wine 12-03-2003, 05:51 PM Maybe he's been taken over by aliens. ;) TJL 12-03-2003, 05:56 PM Oh come on! Everyone knows that aliens don't like toast. ;) dandelion wine 12-03-2003, 06:07 PM Originally posted by TJL Oh come on! Everyone knows that aliens don't like toast. ;) But maybe they do! You just never know. I mean, anything's possible. Right? ;) The Modfather 12-03-2003, 06:07 PM :lol: Babes_Cat 12-03-2003, 06:11 PM You;re very strange. :) Pitooey 12-03-2003, 09:28 PM TJL........ Maybe you're friend is trying to save money. Maybe Breakfast is getting too expensive over at McDonalds............ TJL 12-03-2003, 09:35 PM Originally posted by Pitooey TJL........ Maybe you're friend is trying to save money. Maybe Breakfast is getting too expensive over at McDonalds............ I negelcted to mention he bought himself a new teapot last week too. He's getting downright domestic! :lol: Short Circus 12-03-2003, 09:46 PM Originally posted by TJL I negelcted to mention he bought himself a new teapot last week too. He's getting downright domestic! :lol: Hey, somebody's gotta fill in the Martha void ;) PZelda 12-04-2003, 01:31 AM Originally posted by TJL I negelcted to mention he bought himself a new teapot last week too. He's getting downright domestic! :lol: TJL, if I didn't know any better, I'd say... ...Your roommate wants a sex change operation soon! :eek: Rebel Queen 1980 12-04-2003, 01:48 AM Buy him some Pop Tarts and Toaster Struedel for Christmas!:lol: Janice 12-04-2003, 02:47 AM I wouldn't worry much now. If he starts baking, well....then something really is up. ;) PZelda 12-04-2003, 03:22 AM Originally posted by Janice I wouldn't worry much now. If he starts baking, well....then something really is up. ;) Especially when you bite into it and you almost instantly keel over. :eek: :lol: Pitooey 12-04-2003, 09:43 AM Look TJL maybe he'll make you something scumptious for breakfast.... I love toaster strudels and maybe you will too....... :rofl: Imagine this................. Hot coffee in the morning with an egg sandwich with the bread toasted from that new toaster. Ummmmmm..... Kazza 12-04-2003, 03:15 PM At least he didn't get hostess pants; then that would be another story:lol: TJL 12-04-2003, 06:07 PM Originally posted by Pitooey Look TJL maybe he'll make you something scumptious for breakfast.... I love toaster strudels and maybe you will too....... :rofl: Imagine this................. Hot coffee in the morning with an egg sandwich with the bread toasted from that new toaster. Ummmmmm..... I am imagining it. It won't happen in a million freaking years, but I can imagine it. :lol: I think I will try to utilize our new appliance. I wonder if Thomas' still makes those toaster muffins... ;) Short Circus 12-06-2003, 08:29 AM Originally posted by JoCool Buy him some Pop Tarts and Toaster Struedel for Christmas!:lol: :lol: Or a "Kiss the Chef" apron. TJL 12-06-2003, 11:35 AM Well folks, I have decided to stop worrying about this trivial toaster issue and decided to welcome the new appliance into my abode. This morning I toasted myself a cinnamon raisin bagel with some trans-fat free Margarine. Who's the man!!! :banana: ;) Pitooey 12-06-2003, 09:48 PM YAY............... :clap: Now we have TJL the domestic chef on the SOL board....... YAY........ :clap: |