SBTB Geek
11-24-2003, 11:38 PM
LOL... this is one hilarious website!!! It gives you urban definitions to every word (obviously.) Try it out.
Here are some examples:
Saved By The Bell:
1. Elite 80's show.
ex. I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.
2. the root of all gayness
ex. "philip is such a saved by the bell, im gonna slit his ****ing throat"
FOX
1. A television network that produces the most degrading, mind-retarding, digressive, low-budget reality programming on the planet. It has gained credibility as a major network by consistently feeding the masses with crap that fills them up. High points for the network include animated shows, especially Family Guy, which they eventually cancelled.
2. A news program that is the most sensationalist of all of the 24 hour news channels. Again, FOX NEWS has experienced high viewership due to its unparalleled ability to catch the eye of the imbecile with ridiculously exaggerated reporting and other tactics aimed at getting viewers first, and giving correct, unbiased, factual news second. Also a perfect example of how the media, in all actuality, is much more conservative than liberal. The common misconception that the media is liberal is based on surveys that asked anchors, reporters, and other people that are on the camera to give their political affiliation. The survey should have been done on the big businessmen that own everything, who are the people that get to decide what gets on the air and who gets to keep their jobs.
3. Any of various carnivorous mammals of the genus Vulpes and related genera, related to the dogs and wolves and characteristically having upright ears, a pointed snout, and a long bushy tail.
Fox news is the current administration's propoganda machine and is a much sadder comment on the state of American affairs than the current trend of low voter turnout.
Carson Daly
1. Puppet of MTV VJ who's job description looks something like this:
a. be likeable
b. like everyone
ex. "hi, i'm carson daly, and i'm a massive tool."
2. A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.
Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's corporate behind for cash.
geek
1. The term "geek" originally referred to the carnival performers whose act consisted of biting the heads off chickens and eating glass. Over time it came to be applied to anyone who got paid to do work considered odd or bizarre by mainstream society.
The term now enjoys a special status within the technical community, particularly among particularly knowledgable computer programmers. To identify oneself as a "geek" indicates a recognition that most people still consider programming computers to be a bizarre act, along with a certain fierce satisfaction in being very good at their inglorious profession.
That most software geeks now easily earn twice as much as the average laborer just sweetens their defiant embrace of the term.
Note: Unlike the word "nerd," which is always pejorative, "geek" often carries a positive connotation when used by one of the group. The use of the term by outsiders is considered insulting.
"If you really need the right answer, check with Bob; he's our resident alpha geek."
2. n. previously a 4 letter word, now a 6 figure salary
Bill Gates is a geek, yet is the richest man in the world
This is cool... try it out for yourself. <<www.urbandictionary.com>>
Here are some examples:
Saved By The Bell:
1. Elite 80's show.
ex. I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.
2. the root of all gayness
ex. "philip is such a saved by the bell, im gonna slit his ****ing throat"
FOX
1. A television network that produces the most degrading, mind-retarding, digressive, low-budget reality programming on the planet. It has gained credibility as a major network by consistently feeding the masses with crap that fills them up. High points for the network include animated shows, especially Family Guy, which they eventually cancelled.
2. A news program that is the most sensationalist of all of the 24 hour news channels. Again, FOX NEWS has experienced high viewership due to its unparalleled ability to catch the eye of the imbecile with ridiculously exaggerated reporting and other tactics aimed at getting viewers first, and giving correct, unbiased, factual news second. Also a perfect example of how the media, in all actuality, is much more conservative than liberal. The common misconception that the media is liberal is based on surveys that asked anchors, reporters, and other people that are on the camera to give their political affiliation. The survey should have been done on the big businessmen that own everything, who are the people that get to decide what gets on the air and who gets to keep their jobs.
3. Any of various carnivorous mammals of the genus Vulpes and related genera, related to the dogs and wolves and characteristically having upright ears, a pointed snout, and a long bushy tail.
Fox news is the current administration's propoganda machine and is a much sadder comment on the state of American affairs than the current trend of low voter turnout.
Carson Daly
1. Puppet of MTV VJ who's job description looks something like this:
a. be likeable
b. like everyone
ex. "hi, i'm carson daly, and i'm a massive tool."
2. A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.
Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's corporate behind for cash.
geek
1. The term "geek" originally referred to the carnival performers whose act consisted of biting the heads off chickens and eating glass. Over time it came to be applied to anyone who got paid to do work considered odd or bizarre by mainstream society.
The term now enjoys a special status within the technical community, particularly among particularly knowledgable computer programmers. To identify oneself as a "geek" indicates a recognition that most people still consider programming computers to be a bizarre act, along with a certain fierce satisfaction in being very good at their inglorious profession.
That most software geeks now easily earn twice as much as the average laborer just sweetens their defiant embrace of the term.
Note: Unlike the word "nerd," which is always pejorative, "geek" often carries a positive connotation when used by one of the group. The use of the term by outsiders is considered insulting.
"If you really need the right answer, check with Bob; he's our resident alpha geek."
2. n. previously a 4 letter word, now a 6 figure salary
Bill Gates is a geek, yet is the richest man in the world
This is cool... try it out for yourself. <<www.urbandictionary.com>>